Vidlog 6: Celestial Fata

Willzahk-Maddahk-Numbuh Three-Dexter-Kreia

So ... mmmm ... I've been training with Kreia for a while now. Kreia is a TOUGH TEACHER! First, she told me to lift up a 50 pound desk. I told her that it was impossible (who wouldn't?) She pulled back her sleeves to reveal that she didn't have any hands. Yeesh. Now I feel bad. She then lifted up the desk, slammed it against the ceiling, and then wrote "NO" on the desk with indentations. Okay, maybe it wasn't that hard. I tried, but failed. It fell. She told me to try again. I eventually did it after she fell asleep waiting for me to do it. Maddahk rushed in the practice room I was in, shutting off the holoprojectors. A practice room looks like a regular, cubic room with no wallpaper, ceiling paint, or carpeting. But, when you enter it, it turns into a pure black room with a color changing LCD grid. Then the holograms begin showing up. Anyway, Maddahk said that she had something to say. "What is it?" I asked. "You'll see later. Dexter has something to show you." So I went down to the Science Lab. Everything in the lab is controlled by a cerebral headset, created by Maddahk. Since my people were originally technologically advanced, I figured it wasn't that hard. The only race that are smarter than us are The Grox. Now, THEY have a history. The first mechanimal in the entire Multiverse set! Been around since the Creator can remember. Grox colonists first came to Enchixenorea in waves, destroying all that came on their eyesets. They forced us to assimilate to their culture, which is why I can speak Grox and assemble a Grox ship. We also have mechanical parts, which is why the Grox love us and the rest of the Galaxy hates us. The machine on our back is the most important of the rest of the parts. Among the functions are an Multiversal Translator. For instance, if I turn it off... *HGRAA* *beeping* *Ees? Siht si thaw seppah fi I nrut ti ffo. Won kcab no ... See? Told ya so. Anyway, so Maddahk just told me about something Dexter made. Dexter apparently made a ... what is that?That's ... interesting. A bionic exo-suit that connects with anyone, ready to transform at any command. Hmm. I heard the Klaxxons blaring. Dexter, Maddahk, and I went up to the cockpit. Apparently, Sylux found an interuniversal portal. What else could we do but go in it? So we went in it. Of course we could go back out. So, we got in the portal. Apparently, we found a pocket Galaxy. But, instead of an Ultramassive Black Hole, there was a REALLY, REALLY big Crystal. I went to one of the worlds. It was called something like, Wizard City. It was supposed to be a planet, but it was just land with a bubble around it. "Hey", sparked Numbuh Three. "What if we get a Necromancer, so we can't ... you know." "Of course, Numbuh Three." "Hey," "What?" "My name is Kuki." "Alright, Kuki, let's find us a necromancer." So we went closer to this ... "Wizard City." There was a LOT of people there. So I stealth consumed one. It was too graphic to explain it, so I'll explain it. In a safe way. BONK BONK, BOINK BONK. Everyone thought U was summoning something. Silly people. So I went in the suspiciously awesome house with a court. There was a guy there. He said " HELLOOOO. MY NAMEE IS PROFESSOOOR AMBROSSSSE." "We need a Necromancer. ANY Necromancer." I said. "OUUUUUR BEESSST NECROOOMANCERRR ISSS INNN CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA," He said with a dumbing-down accent. I turned him around, and a dagger was in his back. A Chronodagger, too. Yeesh. So we kept going to the worlds, looking for this ... Celestia. We interrogated every person who looks like a main character. This guy walks up to me and says "I bet I can take you down in Pvp." I say okay, having no idea what it was. So I told the rest of the crew, who adapted to the culture by purchased goods from a Olivia Willowwhisper. She's probably a drug addict. Anyway, I ... teleported? to this guy in a "Unicorn Way". I was sucked into a satanic ritual looking thing, when I saw a bunch of cards. One of them said "Black Hole". I picked it because it sounded promising. It summoned a black. hole. And swallowed the other player whole. I like that card. A lot. So ... Maddahk called me on a watchcom to say that she found Celestia. I ... Teleported to her. She put a radar out for someone that she heard in the crowd. A ... William Darkbane. So she put in that name. Apparently, he was at somewhere called "The Crown Of Fire". So ... Maddahk hacked the friend teleportation beam. The next time that Darkbane would teleport, he teleports to the Oubliette. So we went back to the Oubliette. While we were there, I reached into my pocket and found a STAFF. I guess I learned Pocket Dimensions. Hmmm ... I wonder ... Hey look! Darkbane! GET HIM! I tranq'd him first. I figure he'd be pretty good.- Willzahk

So, there's this guy, named Darkbane, he just came on the ship. And ... well, I think he's pretty cute!- Kuki

Vidlog 5: An Unnecessary Complication

Meanwhile...
Nigel-Hoagie-Kuki Clone-Wally-Abigail

Ever since we got back from the Himalayas, something ... weird is happening with Kuki. She was decommissioned yesterday, which I found weird, because she was 10 YEARS OLD. Why, when I was at School today, REALLY weird things started to happen. Some guy in a varsity jacket and a girl with purple hair walked up to the school. The Girl with purple hair turned into this ... bug. Except the bug had, like, two legs and giant, purple eyes. The guy in the Varsity Jacket... well... I don't know what to say. His arm morphed into a sick looking blade, and his other arm turned into a large, sharp claw. They began tearing into the school. The bug found me first. She-was it a she?- looked for something. The Teenager with the Varsity Jacket ran in and took away whatever it was that they were looking for. When they were done, it looked like they both... burst into flame? Only then I realized what they took. They took Numbuh Four.-Nigel

Vidlog 4: Into Malachor

Willzahk- Maddahk- Samus- Sylux- Numbuh Three- Dexter

After Sylux told me that he knew someone who can teach me Telekinesis, he told me that Telekinesis is a sign. He told me to change multiverses to the Star Wars universe. How he knew about other universes before I caught him in Alimbic Space, I don't know. So, back on topic. We went to the Star Wars Universe and got a nasty surprise. Apparently, every single planet was destroyed by a race called the "Yuutzan Vong". So, naturally, the rest of the Crew and me used a time engine to go back in time when there was, in fact, our target. On a dead planet. Crap. So, of course, I had to go after her. However, the planet was essentially a lightning storm of a planet. With occasional giant mountains. And INTENSE gravity. So, of course, I figured out who could take the conditions of this planet named Malachor V. Who, you may ask? Me and Maddahk. Duh. Surely you didn't forget that we can CONTROL WHAT WE TURN INTO. Speaking of that, I think that this is a perfect time to further explain this power. as I said, I can control my own molecular structure. I can self-replicate myself, change my skin to different minerals, and control separated parts of said body. Anyway, back to the mission. So, now, me and Maddahk are on the outer layer of Malachor. But then ... something unthinkable happens. I get STRUCK by LIGHTNING. Now, I know what you're thinking. I really do. "What? Aw, he died. Now back to my games." WRONG. I survived. I then discovered that I had the power of Electrokinesis. Sweet. I can throw lightning at people. Seems straightforward.
~20 Minutes Later~
Wow. That took longer than expected. At least I got to fight people with Energy Swords, big beasties, and one ugly corpse. After we fought Mr. Tough Corpse, and I shot him full of Lightning, he finally told us to talk to Traya, who we guess is our target. Apparently, she was in a trippy room talking about some Jedi Exile. This is how the conversation went.
"Who are you?"
"I am Kreia, Master of Betrayal, and Teacher of Jedi."
"I am Willzahk, the ...um... Shogan of sorrows and Deliverer of Darkness."
"Where have I heard that before?"
"*cough* samurai jack *cough*"
"Why are you here?"
"We need help."
"Help? I'm the Master of Betrayal. What could you possibly need my help for?"
"I need a teacher to help me learn how to use Telekinesis and Lightning."
"Well, if you can destroy the Jedi Exile without killing me, and sever our force bond before she dies, I will join your party."
This, of course, was an impossible statement. I had absolutely no idea on how to sever a "force bond". But, I DID know how to keep someone alive. And so, little miss Jedi Exile entered the Trayus Core, ranting about how she'll never get any experience because I threw all of the little assassins into a black hole. But then, I had this great Idea. What if, I teleported her into a flux nexus, where they have the same five seconds OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
~5 minutes later~
Well, Kreia was stunned. I did her impossible task, and she had to follow her promise. She agreed to join our crew. Excellent. -Willzahk

When Willzahk got back from Malachor, he said he wanted to talk to me. Apparently he was sick of Numbuh Three being all mopey about being separated from Numbuh Four. So, he told me to assassinate him and erase him from time using a new weapon that Dexter made. He told me he'd give me 10 trillion sporebucks, which were supposed to be ten times as much as our normal currency. I would be rich. I had a cloaking device, and a Multiverse Crossing EON prototype. I left first thing after everyone was asleep. I left a note on the Cockpit's coordinate targeter that said I would be gone looking for supplies. Of course, Willzahk knew that that wasn't the case.- Sylux

Vidlog 3: Lab Monkeys

Willzahk-Maddahk-Sylux-Samus-Numbuh Three

I had an idea. Yes, it's a shocker. Me and the rest of the crew are going on a field trip to ... Planet Fusionfall. I need the nanotechnology and samples of this "Fusion Matter". So I asked Numbuh Three about it. She was weeping. I asked her what's wrong. What? You ask a (looks) 10 (but isn't, about 13) year old girl what's wrong. OH YEAH. THAT'S WRONG. "Well, *sniffles* I might have everything I ever wanted*sniffles*, but, where's Numbuh Four?" I had a surprised look on my face, and I was almost tempted to cry. But I don't cry. I release a controlled burst of oxygen out of my air tank on my back. Enchixenoreans have inorganic parts that helped stabilize the gravity of Enchixenorea. For instance, an air tank that's connected to lungs that runs on Neutrinos. And not the metroid kind, either. The beams of the Enchi Quasar were powerful enough to power all of the citizens of the planet at one time. So, Numbuh Three is depressed. So I had another idea. How about me and the crew go to Paris? Seems like a good idea. When we got there, Maddahk said something very strange. "Date. Now." So I went on a date. Super-de-duper. That wasn't sarcasm! Those were actual words. It was nice. I made Sylux accompany Numbuh Three. I thought that a Japanese girl with a oversized sweatshirt and a bounty hunter in bright blue armor might be a little ... how do you say it... Oh yeah. OBVIOUS. So I gave them some impersonator badges. Samus said that she wanted to put something in the EONs. She didn't tell me what it was though ... ANYWAY. Back to my date. It was flipping fantastic. Sylux said that Numbuh Three bought a boatload of Popcorn. Thank Lord Oroboros that Psychic Paper exists. She probably ate it for grief. I wonder ... No. Bad Willzahk. No buying an orange hoodie just to tick her off. Samus cut off my thinking short when we all got a call on our EONs. She had something VERY important to tell us. We all beamed up, obviously. Numbuh Three also got her popcorn to go. Heh. Anyway, I asked Samus what was the deal about. She told us to meet up in the Meeting Room. How I did not have knowledge of the Meeting Room, I do not know. Apparently there was, like, 72 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. When I finally got down to the Meeting Room, Sylux and Numbuh Three both took the elevator. She said that she intercepted a transmission to the Fusionfall planet. "Prep the Engines," I distressed, "prep them NOW!. We're going call hunting." I heard the familiar *whoooooooooooooooooooooo-BOOOOOOOOM* of the engines blasting us through the Universes. We stopped at the Origins of the signal. There was the planet. But there was an anomaly near us. Apparently there was some sort of PLANET that was near us. A planet ... Fusion? It's apparently the exactly same diameter of Earth, except the ground looks radioactive and acidic. My two worst hated properties. Apparently, someone got some dirt on Planet ... Fusion which made it copy Earth. Interrrresting. So we went to some place called "Mount Blackhead". Numbuh Three and Numbuh FOUR were there. OHHHHHHH CRAAAAAAAAAAP. So OUR Numbuh Three starts hugging THEIR Numbuh Four, which confuses the HELL out of THEIR Numbuh Three. Speaking of which, *drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*. Maddahk saw me drooling, and gave me a bad look. Aww. Anyway, I then promised Numbuh Three that I would give some item of Numbuh Four's to her. She said "Th-thank you. I-I cannot repay you." So I used Samus' Multiverse EON crosser app. Yes. It is an app. (Multiverse Crossing? There's an app for that.) So I went to the original Cartoon Network universe and went to the KND Earth. I teleported myself to Numbuh Four's house. Wow. It's next to a Nuclear Reactor. SOOOOO TEMPTED. But I had a mission. I teleported further into his house. Apparently he likes the color orange A LOT. And ... HELLO. A crude picture of Numbuh Three with hearts. Hmm. Not good enough. HELLO. A picture that says 3/4 forever. Hmmmm. This seems valuable. A little more ... SCORE! A photo with ... Sector V's CLOTHES BLOWN OFF. BLACK-TO-THE-MAIL! So I crossed back to Numbuh Three and gave her the first photo. I'll save the second one for later. "Let's go to the Ship", I proposed. We all beamed up from Mount Blackhead. "I have an Idea", Maddahk said. "Lets get Dexter to be the inventor of this ... expedition." We all agreed. Yes. So we went to the Cartoon Network Universe, then to Dexter's Planet. We used a VERY stealthy approach. I went to his house, while invisible, (I learned this power while I was snooping around Numbuh Four's house) and knocked him out with the Forget-me-stick. I brain-hacked him with the same thoughts as Numbuh Three so he knows us. Now, time to go eat. I'm starving.

While Willzahk and I went to the Food Court, he dropped a burger. I know, I know. Lol. But, before it hit the ground, it levitated for a couple seconds. I think that Willzahk just learned Telekinesis. Ummm kewl. And then Sylux ran up to us and said something about a "Perfect person for this." Weird.

Vidlog 2: Three's Company

Willzahk-Maddahk-Samus-Sylux

When we learned that all of the excess multiverses were created by the invention of "Earth's" "Internet", we all knew that we were in WAY over our heads. All we knew is that Samus got hit by an asteroid, and we needed a medic. I decided to do a little research online... (by the way, I stole a computer and modem. Don't tell anyone...) and I learned that the "KND" or Kids Next Door had an advanced interplanetary drive system, celluloid mechanics, and a large amount of dairy product. (You see, you can learn a lot from the internet these days.) I found that Numbuh Three of Sector V would be sufficient. I realized that we had to do some shopping (or BORROWING) to do. So we popped into the nearest universe and got a few things ... (like a neurilyzer, a realism generator, a "my first multiverse adventure" rainbow monkey,[I know. They're scary. But we need bait.] and an Encyclopedia Of Nobility). We headed for the Cartoon Network universe, mistakenly took a planet that belonged to a show called "Samurai Jack" until something odd happened. When I saw sand, a rock in the cockpit turned to sand. When I saw crystals, it turned to crystal. When I saw a monkey... you don't wanna know. I then learned that I had the power of Transmutation. Whoop-de-freakin'-do. I already could manipulate my own genetic structure to anything and shape-shift, so it wasn't that hard to master. I figured that the Creator had some reality-bending powers that he forgot to mention. Also, did you know that all I need to do to turn into anything, I need a 360 degree view around said person. All I need. Yep. Hey! there's our planet. The Kids Next Door's scary version of Earth. Hey, there's some guy who looks like Aku! (Grandfather. Look him up.) Also, we found Sector V. I consulted Maddahk, Sylux and Samus about this. Samus said a stealthy approach, Maddahk said some said memory-erasing diplomacy might do, and Sylux wanted to burn the whole place down. Well, actually, he didn't say anything. But I think he meant it. Hmm ... Don't know who to take up. MADDAHK! Set up the Time Engine! We're doing it MY WAY. (We picked up a Time Engine during our little outing. It allows you to bend the laws of time on a spaceship. Note: NOT PORTABLE!) I froze time. You never know how SATISFYING that is unless you do it. So we packed up a Neurilyzer, some granola bars, a remote that automatically teleports us back to the ship, Two Enchixenorean DNA impersonator badges (courtesy of Moi) that allow you to change your form. We gave the two impersonator badges to Samus and Sylux, we parked the ship (CLOAKING IS MUCH NEEDED.) As we beamed down to the coordinates, I realized that we might need some disguises. A worldwide organization wouldn't really appreciate two extinct aliens, a mercenary, and a weapon master that TOTALLY needs anger counseling. We (I) made sure that his new form wouldn't let him destroy stuff. That is, without my permission. (Mind you, time is still frozen.) So we scanned some guys in the Moon Base, (I sure hope Numbuh 362 isn't important...) We apparently scanned Numbuhs 362, 86, Infinity, and 42. I took the Identity of Numbuh Infinity, Maddahk 362, Samus 86, and Sylux took the identity of the confusing 2x4 weapon nerd Numbuh 42. I told him the personality fits. ... I'm so dead. But he won't try to kill me. wanna know why? Because I can summon Black Holes. Yep. Cloudy with a chance of DEATH. Hey, we should get that guy! Anyway, back to the situation.
"Do you think I should start time again?" I said. "No, no, not until after we're inside Sector V's treehouse." And so we went inside the Tree House. Turns out it was all at night. Well, an extended night. About ... um ... Earth Time, Central, 7:50. They were all up, the idiots. So we decided to pay a little visit to the FREAKOUT doctor. We resumed time, right when we heard this bald guy with sunglasses start saying something about "now, we're gonna destroy the Teen's coffee farm. Are you ready, Team?" The fat guy said "YEAH!" second, which, I would suspect, is Numbuh Two. The third person is a girl in an oversized sweater, which I would guess is Numbuh Three, our target. "READY!" she said. A short, blonde guy said "YEAH! LETS DO IT!". After which, the black person said "Alright, but Numbuh Five needs my coffee." I just photographed the memory of their faces when we burst in saying, "Yeah, maybe, but we have business here." The Fat guy apparently tried to talk to Sylux, but I was too busy stifling my laughter to care. The Sector was all bowing to Maddahk for some reason, OH RIGHT! She took the form of the SUPREME LEADER OF THE KND! What I didn't know is that the Bald Guy had some unresolved business with me, being Numbuh Infinity and all. I am apparently the leader of the Teen division of the Kids Next Door. Which is ironic, since I'm like, 113 years old. I just look like a ... um... teen? Anyway, Samus had this great idea of saying a Bonus Mission would do us some good. And so, we said that we would accompany them on a bonus mission. I used the EON to look up a map of KND Earth. I plan to send them to the Himalayas, then bait Numbuh Three with an unreleased Rainbow Monkey. I never realized how clever that plan was. When we actually went with them, I saw a black thing on the wing. It had, like, FLAMING EYEBROWS. I stared down Sylux, giving the impression that he lit the poor creature's eyebrows on fire. But, Ah!, It's gone. I must be seeing things. Anyway, within the hour, we were at our drop point. I told them that some pyro was in the Himalayas, trying to cause Global Warming. We might have some problems... nahhh. So as soon as we got to the "Factory", we revealed ourselves. I made the Rainbow Monkey a hostage. (Also, never know how satisfying that is!) Also, when I told them that I saw something on the Wing, they guessed Father. But then I told them that it had flaming eyebrows. The blonde kid might pose a problem. As soon as they caught on, I said: "So how long did you take to figure it out?" The bald guy said "Right when you thought of a plan in under an hour. Also, SCAMPERS aren't that fast." And so, I told them that their house was on fire. It wasn't. Was it? SYLUX! Numbuh Three was the last one to get on the Scamper. We all hitched a ride by turning into a wrench, a bolt, a protractor, and a lighter. You can always tell that we're shapeshifters because our reflection always shows. Be it reflecting pool, mirror, reflective crystal, you name it. So I sent myself back to the ship and transmutated everything in a room on the arc. I transmutated everything in that room to ... eugh, Rainbow Monkeys. UNRELEASED Rainbow Monkeys. I went to Sector V in a matter of seconds, using the Arena Teleporter. When I hooked up a teleporter in the eyes of the Rainbow Monkey, (One way, thank the Lords.) I planted the Rainbow Monkey in Numbuh Three's room. I contacted the rest of the Crew to tell them that the Spider is in the Web. They went back to the ship to watch the fireworks. And, voila, as soon as soon as Numbuh Three went to go ... play in her room, she teleported back here. I knew that we would have to do something really stupid. And so, we did. We neurilyzed her. Well, not her entire memory. We just brain-hacked her into thinking that she knew us and any other person who walks on the Oubliette. I showed her where her room was, and she flipped the -bleep- out. A splinter of the quotes: "OOH! YOU HAVE MY FIRST INTERSTELLAR PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY! *SCREECH*" She fainted. Well! That takes care of us knocking her out. And so, we put her in the Realism generator. Wait a second, how long has KND been running? SIX YEARS? That means, an undecommissioned operative running around at SIXTEEN? Well, we're gonna be bending the laws of time and space anyway, so some age might be lost. Oh! I almost forgot to clone her! - Willzahk

When we sent down the Kuki Clone, we knew that our work would be almost done. We would have to put Kuki in bed, get Willzahk to make US some rooms, some advanced weaponry that needs testing, and the next crew member. I knew that, if we were going to get any more people that were originally cartoons, we would need to repair that realism generator. Also, the Game of Fusionfall? How will THAT come into play? Hmm. I'm thinking of an EARLY RELATIONSHIP PRESENT! Hmm. Hey, wait a second ... I was next to Willzahk, so when the Creator exploded, I should have gotten a power too. Oh Lords, DO NOT be nuclear flatulence. Uranium makes our skin peel. Yeesh.- Maddahk

Vidlog 1: Chapter One-The Black Hole

Willzahk-Maddahk

When I was sucked into the black hole, I found something rather odd. I was not dead, but slightly stronger than before. "HOW ARE WE ALIVE!!!???" I screamed. Maddahk said quickly, "Well, according to the Electrino theory, opposites attract, and-" "GET TO THE POINT! Sorry." "Well, the point is WE CAN SURVIVE SPAGHETTIFICATION AND THE VACUUM OF SPACE!" "Okay, that's an interesting little fact." "Also, according to this theory, our Molecular Structure has the ability to change ... so black holes force this change in a different UNIVERSE. " "Okay, I REALLY didn't pay attention in Particle Physics class then." "According to my calculations, the black hole's vortex is ending ... NOW!" "OW!" Maddahk and I said after crashing into a planet, somewhere near the inner ring." "*Sniffs* I sense that we are actually in the Alimbic Cluster, which will make our chances for survival even HIGHER." "Watch yourself, this place has 11 bounty hunters around , and they're usually in a bad mood." Right as I said that, a blue and an orange fighter appeared out of a spacial jump. "CRAP!" I screamed, not knowing that two disintegration fields would appear around the fighters, disintegrating the orange ship and disabling the weapons of the blue. "Uhhh... Willzahk? You probably want to see this." Maddahk says. "What do I need to- awesome." "HI, HELLO, WE NEED A RIDE TO A TRANSDIMENSIONAL SHIP!" The Blue hunter yells "THE OUBLIETTE IS OVER THERE!" And I saw it. The most awesome capital I have ever seen since the Eclipse, I teleported over in the ship bay and just wished that this ship would be hospitable. And, now, it is essentially a Floating Hilton. With lasers. And so, when It was finished, I teleported Maddahk, the Orange Hunter, and the Blue hunter aboard. I learned that the Orange Hunter was named Samus, and the Blue hunter Sylux. I welcomed them aboard, and pledged to find out the destruction of Enchixenorea.- Willzahk

I really, really hate guys that are shrouded in mystery. I tried flirting with Sylux, but apparently he has no emotion. He is either a robot, or a killer robot sent from the future. Please lords, don't be the second one. I do not want to have the savior as a kid. Think of the responsibility! - Maddahk