Willzahk-Maddahk-Sylux-Samus-Numbuh Three
I had an idea. Yes, it's a shocker. Me and the rest of the crew are going on a field trip to ... Planet Fusionfall. I need the nanotechnology and samples of this "Fusion Matter". So I asked Numbuh Three about it. She was weeping. I asked her what's wrong. What? You ask a (looks) 10 (but isn't, about 13) year old girl what's wrong. OH YEAH. THAT'S WRONG. "Well, *sniffles* I might have everything I ever wanted*sniffles*, but, where's Numbuh Four?" I had a surprised look on my face, and I was almost tempted to cry. But I don't cry. I release a controlled burst of oxygen out of my air tank on my back. Enchixenoreans have inorganic parts that helped stabilize the gravity of Enchixenorea. For instance, an air tank that's connected to lungs that runs on Neutrinos. And not the metroid kind, either. The beams of the Enchi Quasar were powerful enough to power all of the citizens of the planet at one time. So, Numbuh Three is depressed. So I had another idea. How about me and the crew go to Paris? Seems like a good idea. When we got there, Maddahk said something very strange. "Date. Now." So I went on a date. Super-de-duper. That wasn't sarcasm! Those were actual words. It was nice. I made Sylux accompany Numbuh Three. I thought that a Japanese girl with a oversized sweatshirt and a bounty hunter in bright blue armor might be a little ... how do you say it... Oh yeah. OBVIOUS. So I gave them some impersonator badges. Samus said that she wanted to put something in the EONs. She didn't tell me what it was though ... ANYWAY. Back to my date. It was flipping fantastic. Sylux said that Numbuh Three bought a boatload of Popcorn. Thank Lord Oroboros that Psychic Paper exists. She probably ate it for grief. I wonder ... No. Bad Willzahk. No buying an orange hoodie just to tick her off. Samus cut off my thinking short when we all got a call on our EONs. She had something VERY important to tell us. We all beamed up, obviously. Numbuh Three also got her popcorn to go. Heh. Anyway, I asked Samus what was the deal about. She told us to meet up in the Meeting Room. How I did not have knowledge of the Meeting Room, I do not know. Apparently there was, like, 72 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. When I finally got down to the Meeting Room, Sylux and Numbuh Three both took the elevator. She said that she intercepted a transmission to the Fusionfall planet. "Prep the Engines," I distressed, "prep them NOW!. We're going call hunting." I heard the familiar *whoooooooooooooooooooooo-BOOOOOOOOM* of the engines blasting us through the Universes. We stopped at the Origins of the signal. There was the planet. But there was an anomaly near us. Apparently there was some sort of PLANET that was near us. A planet ... Fusion? It's apparently the exactly same diameter of Earth, except the ground looks radioactive and acidic. My two worst hated properties. Apparently, someone got some dirt on Planet ... Fusion which made it copy Earth. Interrrresting. So we went to some place called "Mount Blackhead". Numbuh Three and Numbuh FOUR were there. OHHHHHHH CRAAAAAAAAAAP. So OUR Numbuh Three starts hugging THEIR Numbuh Four, which confuses the HELL out of THEIR Numbuh Three. Speaking of which, *drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*. Maddahk saw me drooling, and gave me a bad look. Aww. Anyway, I then promised Numbuh Three that I would give some item of Numbuh Four's to her. She said "Th-thank you. I-I cannot repay you." So I used Samus' Multiverse EON crosser app. Yes. It is an app. (Multiverse Crossing? There's an app for that.) So I went to the original Cartoon Network universe and went to the KND Earth. I teleported myself to Numbuh Four's house. Wow. It's next to a Nuclear Reactor. SOOOOO TEMPTED. But I had a mission. I teleported further into his house. Apparently he likes the color orange A LOT. And ... HELLO. A crude picture of Numbuh Three with hearts. Hmm. Not good enough. HELLO. A picture that says 3/4 forever. Hmmmm. This seems valuable. A little more ... SCORE! A photo with ... Sector V's CLOTHES BLOWN OFF. BLACK-TO-THE-MAIL! So I crossed back to Numbuh Three and gave her the first photo. I'll save the second one for later. "Let's go to the Ship", I proposed. We all beamed up from Mount Blackhead. "I have an Idea", Maddahk said. "Lets get Dexter to be the inventor of this ... expedition." We all agreed. Yes. So we went to the Cartoon Network Universe, then to Dexter's Planet. We used a VERY stealthy approach. I went to his house, while invisible, (I learned this power while I was snooping around Numbuh Four's house) and knocked him out with the Forget-me-stick. I brain-hacked him with the same thoughts as Numbuh Three so he knows us. Now, time to go eat. I'm starving.
While Willzahk and I went to the Food Court, he dropped a burger. I know, I know. Lol. But, before it hit the ground, it levitated for a couple seconds. I think that Willzahk just learned Telekinesis. Ummm kewl. And then Sylux ran up to us and said something about a "Perfect person for this." Weird.
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