Willzahk-Maddahk
When I was sucked into the black hole, I found something rather odd. I was not dead, but slightly stronger than before. "HOW ARE WE ALIVE!!!???" I screamed. Maddahk said quickly, "Well, according to the Electrino theory, opposites attract, and-" "GET TO THE POINT! Sorry." "Well, the point is WE CAN SURVIVE SPAGHETTIFICATION AND THE VACUUM OF SPACE!" "Okay, that's an interesting little fact." "Also, according to this theory, our Molecular Structure has the ability to change ... so black holes force this change in a different UNIVERSE. " "Okay, I REALLY didn't pay attention in Particle Physics class then." "According to my calculations, the black hole's vortex is ending ... NOW!" "OW!" Maddahk and I said after crashing into a planet, somewhere near the inner ring." "*Sniffs* I sense that we are actually in the Alimbic Cluster, which will make our chances for survival even HIGHER." "Watch yourself, this place has 11 bounty hunters around , and they're usually in a bad mood." Right as I said that, a blue and an orange fighter appeared out of a spacial jump. "CRAP!" I screamed, not knowing that two disintegration fields would appear around the fighters, disintegrating the orange ship and disabling the weapons of the blue. "Uhhh... Willzahk? You probably want to see this." Maddahk says. "What do I need to- awesome." "HI, HELLO, WE NEED A RIDE TO A TRANSDIMENSIONAL SHIP!" The Blue hunter yells "THE OUBLIETTE IS OVER THERE!" And I saw it. The most awesome capital I have ever seen since the Eclipse, I teleported over in the ship bay and just wished that this ship would be hospitable. And, now, it is essentially a Floating Hilton. With lasers. And so, when It was finished, I teleported Maddahk, the Orange Hunter, and the Blue hunter aboard. I learned that the Orange Hunter was named Samus, and the Blue hunter Sylux. I welcomed them aboard, and pledged to find out the destruction of Enchixenorea.- Willzahk
I really, really hate guys that are shrouded in mystery. I tried flirting with Sylux, but apparently he has no emotion. He is either a robot, or a killer robot sent from the future. Please lords, don't be the second one. I do not want to have the savior as a kid. Think of the responsibility! - Maddahk
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