"I see the Multiverse gate is close to operation," Thrax said with a smile. "Yeah, no thanks to you," responded Tak. The crumbled remains of the Oubliette fizzled and shorted out every time you stepped on a pile of rocks. A huge shower of sparks shorted out in front of me. "I attempted to repair the microphone system, and I managed to locate the nanobot crew," I said. "Ha! What a joke! How could you eve-" Tak said before the lights flickered back on and the tiles then began to reorganize themselves. "You were saying?" I asked as soon as the Multiverse gate began to work. "Well, I'll be damned," as Thrax said. "I'll be heading towards the command wing," I said while watching the panels organize themselves to a hall formation. When I finally went to the command wing, the tiles were in pure pristine condition, but I saw an unauthorized door open from the Utopian crescent. I saw one, still fizzling, Aperture Science Personality Probe fly out to where the new coordinates where. I then saw the probe go through a multiverse jump. Which reminds me... I then turned on the intercom system. "I suppose we will need to get an AI to defend the ship while we are running errands. Therefore, I will be leading an expedition to find a sufficient Artificial Intelligence. If anyone wants to come along, you are welcome to. Oh, and could Thrax please head toward the command wing? Thank you." I saw a camera that had a panel turn into an Aerial Faith Plate and catapult Thrax into the command wing. "Hello Thrax. Guess what? You did not lead a satisfactory life. You also murdered another innocent person. Therefore, balance must be upheld. My right hand started making an orb of energy around it. I moved my hand back, and thrusted it forward to fire a tendril of light blue energy at Thrax. The tendril went through Thrax like it was a huge spike on a cliff. "But, then again, I personally love your burning claw. Hmm. Tricky." I then shot another tendril to sever the claw from his hand. I sent an offshoot to devour the claw and build itself a biological modification to use in the future. The claw then disintegrated and reintegrated itself into a stream of scarlet embers that entered my EON. I then had a new application that allowed my hands to turn into claws that destroyed any living thing they touched. I then teleported in a bright flash to the multiverse gate. Tak asked where Thrax was. I told her that he wasn't with us anymore. I then whispered to my EON to make the panels drop him into space. I stepped into the gate, and I went exactly where I wanted to go-The Valve Universe. I teleported to the destroyed Enrichment Center of Aperture Science, and remotely triggered a core replacement, which involved me transferring the main system into an empty personality construct. Which, since I inherited a minor version of conjuration from my father, was very easy. I then used telekinesis to press the stalemate resolution button. I heard an audible scream from across the facility. I teleported to wherever the Stalemate resolution annex was. I saw a large, disk shaped head drop out of the puppetmaster hold that contained the main AI. I selected an app from my EON that took over Aperture and downloaded my personality into another personality core. I then placed that core into the main puppetmaster hold. "Wo-wo-wo-wo-WOAH! This is strange! This is so ridiculous! You conjured me just so you could put me in control? Aww, you are so NICE! Hold on, let me make an avatar." I saw a capsule drop down from above. The capsule exploded with compression. A robotic version of me stepped out of it. Which was pretty freaky, considering we were the only two Zyruxian Enchixenoreans off planet. "Well, well, well, well,well, WELL!, look at you! You handsome rogue! Also, I took the liberty of checking our shared memory, so, you are a murderer, but then again, so am I! Isn't having a robotic copy fun? Oh oh oh oh oh! Do you want her transferred to the ruins of the Oubliette? Considering the fact that we have active shared memories, I'll take that as a yes!" The robotic copy of me sent out five metal tentacles to move the head of the AI into the red aperture that changed authority in the Stalemate. "Her name was Caroline. It's GLaDOS now. Write that in your head. Also, I just changed her into a personality core. You can thank me later. Oh! And I also found two Personality cores orbiting the moon. Want me to get them? Too bad, I'm ignoring you, I'm getting them anyway!" Swarms of modified personality cores flew out of the sides of the room. "Fly my pretties, fly, fly, FLY! That was wizard of oz. Hope you don't mind. I also took the liberty of creating different avatars for more constructs. I already made different avatars for Rick and the Fact core." I saw two humanized androids show up on the four monitors. One looked like a robotic version of Indiana Jones and the other wore large glasses. I saw the monitors turn off. "Ah! Got 'em!" I then saw two more androids drop down from the ceiling. One was professionally insane and the other was a blue-eyed British guy. "What th- GLaDOS? IS THAT YOU? OH GOD! THATS HILARIOUS!" "Actually, that's me. Sorry." Said my robotic copy. "Guess what? You guys get some cake!" "What? WHAT! CAKE? I LOVE CAKE!" My copy opened up four trapdoors to the incinerator. "Just kidding. Your cake is in your inferno. Freaking psychos." The British guy said "I orbited through space for THIS?" And then he dropped. Yeesh, am I really this insane? "Anyway, please step forward to the portal to the Oubliette. Make sure to remember to bring GLaDOS." I stepped in the portal and downloaded GLaDOS to the Oubliette. "I rEaLlY hAtE yOu," said GLaDOS.
~Meanwhile~
"Hello." I said to the 'Mane Six'. They responded with greetings. "I'm glad that I'm here, thanks for welcoming me here. It's a very nice gesture." "No problem, we're all having fun." Twilight Sparkle said with a grin. "Indeed! Also, isn't it going to be really awkward to be walking into the candy shop while having horns?" Rarity questioned. "I have a disguise application on my EON. It's a sort of holographic reality manipulator." I activated it and the startup page opened. Just for giggles, I activated the starmap and multiverse application. The room lit up with an ethereal light as stars began illuminating the room with a solar delight. Pinkie Pie squealed with delight as she jumped around the room. "Ooh! Look at that! That's so shiny! Ooh! Look! Space! Solar winds! Ooh!" Twilight Sparkle was openmouthed. "How...do...you...have...a complete solar guide? I love this! This is fantastic!" Rarity was fascinated by the solar winds that swirled around her. "Ooh! This is really nice!" Rainbow Dash attempted to outrun one of the solar winds. Applejack just kept eating. Fluttershy took some time to carefully look at the planets. "Alright. Now for action." I zoomed in to the Enchixenorea system. "This is where I'm from. Please notice the fact that there is no planet. That is because it's destroyed." Applejack then raised her hoof. "Yes, Applejack?" "Yessum, There's a planet right there!" I was genuinely surprised when I turned around and I saw Enchixenorea orbiting around Xenor. "How ... is... that... still there? I was there when it self-destructed!" Twilight questioned what I was talking about. I made an audible sigh. "About a year ago, me and my girlfriend were living in the city of New Hope City. Then ... Xenor sped out of control. We were spaghettified into nothing and repositioned. Oh, and I also got powers. Meh." I then zoomed into Enchixenorea. It showed a summary of Enchixenorea and an interactive atlas of the cities. "What the- oh, you are kidding me." I saw Zyruxus remade on the opposite side of the world. Just as I was about to explain Our, a personality core burst through the window. It reorganized itself and levitated to show me the holographic message that it contained. <Mailer: Autosend> <Subject: 13th Status Check> <Body: All factories and power sources are operational and powered. However, the ship itself was attacked by another. All shipmates were aliv- Maddahk was murdered by Wilzyx.> "WHAT?! WHAT!? OH! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! HOW DARE HE!? SHE WAS HIS MOTHER! HOW COULD HE DO THAT!?" Fluttershy then questioned, "Wh-What happened?" I barely attempted to calm down. While still angry, I explained that Maddahk and I bred to make Wilzyx. While I was gone, Wilzyx murdered his own mother. I know for a fact that that's worse than Luna's exile. <The Oubliette was also destroyed by the MSG.> "Oh Ouroboros. You have to be kidding me." <Good News: Every crewmate except Maddahk has survived, and they stole the attacker's ship. Here are the coordinates...> I then nodded. Hmm. I heard a crash from the kitchen. I saw an orange colt with blonde hair and a cutie mark of the number 4 intertwined with a cross. "Hello. My name is Quaternarius. I was sent here by God to tell you- DUCK! We all ducked before I saw a bullet whiz by my head. My EON then used a ballistics scan and self electrocuted the gun that fired the bullet. I heard a curse spoken from outside the building. I teleported myself outside of the building to meet my assailant. It was a light blue unicorn with white hair. "The Great and Powerful Trixie refuses to be beaten!" the assailant said. "Really?" I questioned, "Because it looks like you've just been ... beaten." I then used telekinesis to throw my assailant to the other side of the world. I then checked the history of the rifle that was shot at me. Apparently, it wasn't shot at me. It was supposed to have killed Twilight. Ooh ... that's a little dark for an MLP move. The rest of the day involved me doing one of these different tasks:
1) Filing books, reading, and discussing science with Twilight.
2) Harvesting apples with Applejack.
3) Creating new stunts with the power of portals with Rainbow Dash.
4) Creating clothing with Rarity.
5) Partying with Pinkie Pie.
6) Caring for flora and fauna with Fluttershy.
7) Discussing diplomacy with Princess Celestia.
8) Giving a hug to Princess Luna. (Oh come on, she deserves it)
9) Helping deliver mail with Ditzy Doo, (also known as Derpy Hooves)
After about two weeks passed, I decided to bid adieu. I gave these gifts to the ponies of Equestria...
1) The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy for Twilight.
2) A seismic hammer for Applejack.
3) A modified version of the ASHPD for pony use for Rainbow Dash.
4) An Invisibility Cloak for Rarity.
5) A book on "How to serve Ponies" for Pinkie Pie.
6) The Curiosity Core for Fluttershy.
7) A Tyrants' Guide on running a country for Celestia.
8) The Companion Cube for Luna.
9) Half-aged TARDIS Coral for Ditzy.
And then, I embarked on a journey that I knew I would regret. The journey to the Ancient Starship. I collapsed the embassy and turned it into a spacial manipulator. While I was on the hyperspace road to the starship, I thought I saw something strange. I thought I saw a purple streak with a pink internal streak speed past me. Hmm. My mind must be playing tricks on me. Which would explain Maddahk's murder.-Willzahk
~Meanwhile~
"Did you tell him?" They asked with a grin. "Of course. I also prevented the assassinations. Which weren't all aimed at him, let me tell you. Also, make sure that Pinkie Pie stays away from Cupcakes. Just saying." I then went to the right of me, which led to the eternal fields. "Oh! One more thing! Where is Kuki?"
~Meanwhile~
"Hello." I said to the 'Mane Six'. They responded with greetings. "I'm glad that I'm here, thanks for welcoming me here. It's a very nice gesture." "No problem, we're all having fun." Twilight Sparkle said with a grin. "Indeed! Also, isn't it going to be really awkward to be walking into the candy shop while having horns?" Rarity questioned. "I have a disguise application on my EON. It's a sort of holographic reality manipulator." I activated it and the startup page opened. Just for giggles, I activated the starmap and multiverse application. The room lit up with an ethereal light as stars began illuminating the room with a solar delight. Pinkie Pie squealed with delight as she jumped around the room. "Ooh! Look at that! That's so shiny! Ooh! Look! Space! Solar winds! Ooh!" Twilight Sparkle was openmouthed. "How...do...you...have...a complete solar guide? I love this! This is fantastic!" Rarity was fascinated by the solar winds that swirled around her. "Ooh! This is really nice!" Rainbow Dash attempted to outrun one of the solar winds. Applejack just kept eating. Fluttershy took some time to carefully look at the planets. "Alright. Now for action." I zoomed in to the Enchixenorea system. "This is where I'm from. Please notice the fact that there is no planet. That is because it's destroyed." Applejack then raised her hoof. "Yes, Applejack?" "Yessum, There's a planet right there!" I was genuinely surprised when I turned around and I saw Enchixenorea orbiting around Xenor. "How ... is... that... still there? I was there when it self-destructed!" Twilight questioned what I was talking about. I made an audible sigh. "About a year ago, me and my girlfriend were living in the city of New Hope City. Then ... Xenor sped out of control. We were spaghettified into nothing and repositioned. Oh, and I also got powers. Meh." I then zoomed into Enchixenorea. It showed a summary of Enchixenorea and an interactive atlas of the cities. "What the- oh, you are kidding me." I saw Zyruxus remade on the opposite side of the world. Just as I was about to explain Our, a personality core burst through the window. It reorganized itself and levitated to show me the holographic message that it contained. <Mailer: Autosend> <Subject: 13th Status Check> <Body: All factories and power sources are operational and powered. However, the ship itself was attacked by another. All shipmates were aliv- Maddahk was murdered by Wilzyx.> "WHAT?! WHAT!? OH! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! HOW DARE HE!? SHE WAS HIS MOTHER! HOW COULD HE DO THAT!?" Fluttershy then questioned, "Wh-What happened?" I barely attempted to calm down. While still angry, I explained that Maddahk and I bred to make Wilzyx. While I was gone, Wilzyx murdered his own mother. I know for a fact that that's worse than Luna's exile. <The Oubliette was also destroyed by the MSG.> "Oh Ouroboros. You have to be kidding me." <Good News: Every crewmate except Maddahk has survived, and they stole the attacker's ship. Here are the coordinates...> I then nodded. Hmm. I heard a crash from the kitchen. I saw an orange colt with blonde hair and a cutie mark of the number 4 intertwined with a cross. "Hello. My name is Quaternarius. I was sent here by God to tell you- DUCK! We all ducked before I saw a bullet whiz by my head. My EON then used a ballistics scan and self electrocuted the gun that fired the bullet. I heard a curse spoken from outside the building. I teleported myself outside of the building to meet my assailant. It was a light blue unicorn with white hair. "The Great and Powerful Trixie refuses to be beaten!" the assailant said. "Really?" I questioned, "Because it looks like you've just been ... beaten." I then used telekinesis to throw my assailant to the other side of the world. I then checked the history of the rifle that was shot at me. Apparently, it wasn't shot at me. It was supposed to have killed Twilight. Ooh ... that's a little dark for an MLP move. The rest of the day involved me doing one of these different tasks:
1) Filing books, reading, and discussing science with Twilight.
2) Harvesting apples with Applejack.
3) Creating new stunts with the power of portals with Rainbow Dash.
4) Creating clothing with Rarity.
5) Partying with Pinkie Pie.
6) Caring for flora and fauna with Fluttershy.
7) Discussing diplomacy with Princess Celestia.
8) Giving a hug to Princess Luna. (Oh come on, she deserves it)
9) Helping deliver mail with Ditzy Doo, (also known as Derpy Hooves)
After about two weeks passed, I decided to bid adieu. I gave these gifts to the ponies of Equestria...
1) The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy for Twilight.
2) A seismic hammer for Applejack.
3) A modified version of the ASHPD for pony use for Rainbow Dash.
4) An Invisibility Cloak for Rarity.
5) A book on "How to serve Ponies" for Pinkie Pie.
6) The Curiosity Core for Fluttershy.
7) A Tyrants' Guide on running a country for Celestia.
8) The Companion Cube for Luna.
9) Half-aged TARDIS Coral for Ditzy.
And then, I embarked on a journey that I knew I would regret. The journey to the Ancient Starship. I collapsed the embassy and turned it into a spacial manipulator. While I was on the hyperspace road to the starship, I thought I saw something strange. I thought I saw a purple streak with a pink internal streak speed past me. Hmm. My mind must be playing tricks on me. Which would explain Maddahk's murder.-Willzahk
~Meanwhile~
"Did you tell him?" They asked with a grin. "Of course. I also prevented the assassinations. Which weren't all aimed at him, let me tell you. Also, make sure that Pinkie Pie stays away from Cupcakes. Just saying." I then went to the right of me, which led to the eternal fields. "Oh! One more thing! Where is Kuki?"
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