"So ... you're telling me that you're from a different universe, and even a different planet?" Celestia asked. I responded nonchalantly "Yes. Yes I am." You know, the strange part was that to me, they all looked equine. "Anyway, I have sent my drones to generate advanced sciences in the embassy." "Pardon my asking, but what exactly are some examples of your advanced science?" I explained patiently, "Some of our sciences are essentially using magic without the use of a horn. One device enables the telekinetic abilities of suspending liquids and solids in midair to refrain from the use of gravity. Also, the worker drones are included." Princess Celestia asked to be left alone for time to think. I obeyed, as being a guest. I walked out of the ornate throne room and past the large steel doors. The doors closed with a loud clank. I heard voices inside the room. "I asked to be alone, so can you please leave?" "Of course Princess. We are happy to serve." Two of the royal guard walked out of the room loyally. I asked them one question, which were six words I was dying to use. I asked them "Don't you think she looks tired?" They responded with a blank stare into space. Wow. The doors gently opened. "I have decided. We will open diplomatic relations with you and the rest of your acquaintances. However, we are out of space in Canterlot, and you do not have apparent wings, so Cloudsdale is scratched off. Manehatten was destroyed by a giant friendship monster, and Fillydelphia was devoured by a parasprite swarm. So that only leaves... Ponyville. If you can glide, you can descend from the coast.
*Five Minutes Later...*
"So, you're telling me this is safe?" I asked after putting on flight goggles and adopting a gliding suit. The pegasus instructor explained that this, jumping off of a shipdock to reach the town below and the cartoon physics would take care of the leftover inertia problem. I explained that I could've just used the long fall boots I created on the trip here, but nooooooo. The instructor jumped off the dock while yelling geronimo and asking to be followed. I yelled allons-y, and activated my own gliding system. Two electrified hologram wings burst out of the skeleton of the vent of my Pak. Feeling the adrenaline hit my system while I was falling, I changed apps on my EON to the portal gun I also installed on my way here. I disengaged my pak for a freefall. A discouraging scream from the instructor insued. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled. "Terminal Velocity!" I yelled. As I quickly approached the ground, I shot an orange portal at the ground and shot a blue portal about five feet from the orange one. I fell through the orange portal and flew out the blue one, leaving a gray streak across the sky. I passed through Cloudsdale like it was butter and I was the knife. While I was flying, I heard a huge noise, probably me breaking the sound barrier. About 2 seconds later, I heard another huge noise. It couldn't have been me, since I just broke the barrier. I then reengaged my gliding Pak to restabilize balance and flight control. I saw, on my right... a female pegasi with a rainbow mane. She asked me what my name was. I said it was Willzahk Crowley. She said hers was Rainbow Dash. I asked if there was any surname or anything. She looked at me like I had horns on my face. Which I do. I should really camouflage myself more. She invited me to an introduction to acquaint me with the rest of her friends. I accepted, realizing I should have a nicer morality. "Rainbow, I would advise you to hang on to something, because this is about to get verrry sloowww. I activated my temporal field, which slows down time and halts inertia. So, now, we're moving at a very slow pace in the middle of the sky. I teleported both of us to the ground, which stunned Rainbow Dash. "Wait a minute ... you're not from around here, are you? You don't have a cutie mark, don't have a horn, and you can use magic!" "Well, technically, I operated my Encyclopedia Of Nobility to fire a Temporal Anomaly Field to halt our inertia so I could carry a successful teleportation to the ground, but magic works too." "Alright, sorry I asked. Also, you'll have fun talking with Twilight." "Great, I'm looking forward to it." I sent a labor drone to teleport me to the embassy, which was out on the outskirts of town. I rematerialized in a very cushy room, with a bunch of coffee tables, beanbags, and a huge library. I figured that it would be nice enough to stay in for the day. I then heard a doorbell. When I opened the door, I saw a gray pegasus with blonde hair and derp eyes holding letters in her mouth. She spat out six letters of different colors and said "here ya go." She then flew away, doing corkscrews. I picked up the letters, went back inside, took out the papers, and began reading them simultaneously by using telekinesis. One paper was purple paper, from a library, and was signed Twilight Sparkle. One paper was orange, contained an apple pie recipe, and was signed from Applejack (Which was also conveniently the name of an alcoholic beverage, which I knew I wanted). One paper was bluish white, contained a blueprint for a very stylish dress, which I knew Maddahk would like, and was signed from a Rarity (that's literally her name). Another was teal, contained aerial stunt schematics, and was signed from Rainbow Dash (There was also a P.S., You know me from earlier). There was a loud pink paper that had a huge text body, a couple balloons, a cupcake, and was signed from Pinkie Pie (Full name: Pinkimena Diane Pie). There was one last letter to read. It was a quiet yellow paper, politely punctuated, and contained rabbit droppings. Classy. I ordered the paper to be deoxidized, and the paper was signed from a Fluttershy. I then turned to the beanbag chair, and began working on my universe report. The doorbell rang for a second time. I was extremely confused. The Derp pegasus was there and gave me two more letters. "Wow, you're really popular, aren't you?" The derp pegasus asked me. "I don't know, I just got here." I returned to the coffee table to open the letter. It was a deep black. It was signed in a white, a dark gray, a red, and a pale green signatures. The letter was signed from four pegasus unicorns that apparently decided to become Celestia's elite guard. They asked me to bring them up in a diplomatic conversation. The other letter was signed Quaternarius and was holding schematics to the embassy and sentry blueprints! What the heck! What a day.
~Meanwhile~
Fires everywhere! This is getting ridiculous! The blitz came from out of nowhere! We had no chance! If only Willzahk was here, they would back off in a second! Aaunehk dashed to the control panel to restabilize the gravity, but all hell broke loose began he had a chance to get there! The bombs in the cargo bay! They began going off! Our engine and energy systems were being blown out our ears! A huge hole appeared in the side of the ship! I saw it, and my systems began shutting down in fear! The devil himself! and ... other people. They began the invasion of the oubliette, while I began the Mass Shadow Generator that Willzahk installed on me. Aaunehk, however, had a plan. He called the Devil and said... "You can kiss my nonexistant ASS!" He materialized a baton, shot five tentacles of water out of it, activated a crown of energy, and began humming a song. This somehow caused him to grow about five feet taller, began purple, and had two extremely aggressive tentacles with mouths on them. He shot a huge amount of lightning at the devil, but the devil burned him in an inferno. The last thing that Aaunehk did before he completely evaporated was teleport all of us to the other ship, which was surprisingly undamaged, and remotely activate the Mass Shadow Generator on the Oubliette. In fact, the only way I'm talking to you right now is- HOLY FISH CRACKERS, WILZYX KILLED MADDAHK! WILZYX WAS ON THE BAD GUY'S SIDE ALL ALONG? WE ARE ALL F***ED! Anyway, the only way I'm talking with you is the fact that Dexter condensed me into a personality core before I self-destructed. Things I learned today: Life is a total B****. - AEGIS
*Five Minutes Later...*
"So, you're telling me this is safe?" I asked after putting on flight goggles and adopting a gliding suit. The pegasus instructor explained that this, jumping off of a shipdock to reach the town below and the cartoon physics would take care of the leftover inertia problem. I explained that I could've just used the long fall boots I created on the trip here, but nooooooo. The instructor jumped off the dock while yelling geronimo and asking to be followed. I yelled allons-y, and activated my own gliding system. Two electrified hologram wings burst out of the skeleton of the vent of my Pak. Feeling the adrenaline hit my system while I was falling, I changed apps on my EON to the portal gun I also installed on my way here. I disengaged my pak for a freefall. A discouraging scream from the instructor insued. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled. "Terminal Velocity!" I yelled. As I quickly approached the ground, I shot an orange portal at the ground and shot a blue portal about five feet from the orange one. I fell through the orange portal and flew out the blue one, leaving a gray streak across the sky. I passed through Cloudsdale like it was butter and I was the knife. While I was flying, I heard a huge noise, probably me breaking the sound barrier. About 2 seconds later, I heard another huge noise. It couldn't have been me, since I just broke the barrier. I then reengaged my gliding Pak to restabilize balance and flight control. I saw, on my right... a female pegasi with a rainbow mane. She asked me what my name was. I said it was Willzahk Crowley. She said hers was Rainbow Dash. I asked if there was any surname or anything. She looked at me like I had horns on my face. Which I do. I should really camouflage myself more. She invited me to an introduction to acquaint me with the rest of her friends. I accepted, realizing I should have a nicer morality. "Rainbow, I would advise you to hang on to something, because this is about to get verrry sloowww. I activated my temporal field, which slows down time and halts inertia. So, now, we're moving at a very slow pace in the middle of the sky. I teleported both of us to the ground, which stunned Rainbow Dash. "Wait a minute ... you're not from around here, are you? You don't have a cutie mark, don't have a horn, and you can use magic!" "Well, technically, I operated my Encyclopedia Of Nobility to fire a Temporal Anomaly Field to halt our inertia so I could carry a successful teleportation to the ground, but magic works too." "Alright, sorry I asked. Also, you'll have fun talking with Twilight." "Great, I'm looking forward to it." I sent a labor drone to teleport me to the embassy, which was out on the outskirts of town. I rematerialized in a very cushy room, with a bunch of coffee tables, beanbags, and a huge library. I figured that it would be nice enough to stay in for the day. I then heard a doorbell. When I opened the door, I saw a gray pegasus with blonde hair and derp eyes holding letters in her mouth. She spat out six letters of different colors and said "here ya go." She then flew away, doing corkscrews. I picked up the letters, went back inside, took out the papers, and began reading them simultaneously by using telekinesis. One paper was purple paper, from a library, and was signed Twilight Sparkle. One paper was orange, contained an apple pie recipe, and was signed from Applejack (Which was also conveniently the name of an alcoholic beverage, which I knew I wanted). One paper was bluish white, contained a blueprint for a very stylish dress, which I knew Maddahk would like, and was signed from a Rarity (that's literally her name). Another was teal, contained aerial stunt schematics, and was signed from Rainbow Dash (There was also a P.S., You know me from earlier). There was a loud pink paper that had a huge text body, a couple balloons, a cupcake, and was signed from Pinkie Pie (Full name: Pinkimena Diane Pie). There was one last letter to read. It was a quiet yellow paper, politely punctuated, and contained rabbit droppings. Classy. I ordered the paper to be deoxidized, and the paper was signed from a Fluttershy. I then turned to the beanbag chair, and began working on my universe report. The doorbell rang for a second time. I was extremely confused. The Derp pegasus was there and gave me two more letters. "Wow, you're really popular, aren't you?" The derp pegasus asked me. "I don't know, I just got here." I returned to the coffee table to open the letter. It was a deep black. It was signed in a white, a dark gray, a red, and a pale green signatures. The letter was signed from four pegasus unicorns that apparently decided to become Celestia's elite guard. They asked me to bring them up in a diplomatic conversation. The other letter was signed Quaternarius and was holding schematics to the embassy and sentry blueprints! What the heck! What a day.
~Meanwhile~
Fires everywhere! This is getting ridiculous! The blitz came from out of nowhere! We had no chance! If only Willzahk was here, they would back off in a second! Aaunehk dashed to the control panel to restabilize the gravity, but all hell broke loose began he had a chance to get there! The bombs in the cargo bay! They began going off! Our engine and energy systems were being blown out our ears! A huge hole appeared in the side of the ship! I saw it, and my systems began shutting down in fear! The devil himself! and ... other people. They began the invasion of the oubliette, while I began the Mass Shadow Generator that Willzahk installed on me. Aaunehk, however, had a plan. He called the Devil and said... "You can kiss my nonexistant ASS!" He materialized a baton, shot five tentacles of water out of it, activated a crown of energy, and began humming a song. This somehow caused him to grow about five feet taller, began purple, and had two extremely aggressive tentacles with mouths on them. He shot a huge amount of lightning at the devil, but the devil burned him in an inferno. The last thing that Aaunehk did before he completely evaporated was teleport all of us to the other ship, which was surprisingly undamaged, and remotely activate the Mass Shadow Generator on the Oubliette. In fact, the only way I'm talking to you right now is- HOLY FISH CRACKERS, WILZYX KILLED MADDAHK! WILZYX WAS ON THE BAD GUY'S SIDE ALL ALONG? WE ARE ALL F***ED! Anyway, the only way I'm talking with you is the fact that Dexter condensed me into a personality core before I self-destructed. Things I learned today: Life is a total B****. - AEGIS
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