Willzahk:A'aune
Imagine my surprise when I saw that my Crystal Forge was used. There were no fingerprints on the casing, which is extremely strange. I use Crystal Forges for a hobby. However, the industrialization of Crystals were hallmarked by the country of Myth, Apoth. They have special braces that a person puts on their arms to manipulate minerals. Cel was accused of stealing this idea. Cel, the country of Ice, industrialized heavy freezing using stolen Crystalshaper technology. However, Cel, being the communistic society it was, used it proudly. It created a nearly impenetrable dome around the Capital city, Celsius. This was crucial to the battle of Celsius. The victors were obviously Celsiusians, but the losers were a small civilization called Zyruxia. Zyruxia was a failed attempt to create the Element of Chaos. Almost every new Ouroborosian knew the natural opposite of Balance is Chaos. Heck, even I did. But why did an Infernal Prism go to Zyruxia? I'll have to solve that question later. For now, I had a couple more people to recruit.
"You're insane!" Darkbane stated when I proposed to recruit a magical being. "I've seen Magical Beings. Elementals are way too boring, Treants are too ... stiff, the Undead would scare the CROP out of Gee I aR, and Mythical creatures ... always had a problem with them." I resolved this fact, and I then decided to not do a very important step. "We AREN'T gonna go to Wizard101 for a Crew Member. Who would we get? Malistaire?" Darkbane shuddered. "He's dead. Assisted suicide." "Anyway, who I have in mind will take a little recon of some bars (By this, I meant drinks. You really thought the Mos Eisley Cantina was the only one? "Unfortunately, this one was where the Multiverses overlapped, so there might be a couple of people from another couple of Universes." For my expedition team, I need some people who can win a fight, get anyone involved, and the ability to win anything. Three hands went up. The hands belonged to Sylux, Darkbane, and the Doctor.
~10 Minutes later~
So, we're at this bar, the End of Line, apparently. Sylux immediately went to the bar. Darkbane and I went to the private appointments club. The hilarious part about this was I knew some of the people there. There's Invader Zim ... there's the Warner Trio ... there's Freakazoid and ... that one guy. And THERE's our target. I walked over to him, even though he was floating in midair above a barstool. I asked him "you want a drink?" "Sorry, I don't do Alcohol, screws up my liver. Puts me in an alcoholic coma until it gets out." "Ooook then." "So ... you wanna help me save the world?" "Depends. You got muffins?" "Yeah" "I'm in." "Hey, I'm wondering ... who are you, where ya from?"Willzahk ... Crowley. Ouroboros, Our, Enchixenorea." "Poof. Fairy World, Primum Mobile, Earth." "Pleasures all mine." "DARKBANE! Get your head out of the gutter. Kuki's still waiting for you." "WHAT? COMING!" I then felt a slight tingling feeling, and then Darkbane appeared next to me. DOCTOR! "What?" "WE'RE LEAVING!" He then ran fast, like he practices or something. Now for the last one. "SYLUX!" I heard several loud whispers. "Sylux-Here? Now?" "Impossible!" "Now to repay him." The bargoers got into, you guessed it, a barfight, which gave us time to escape. We then quickly teleported to the Oubliette.
~5 minutes later~
"How was it?" Maddahk queried. "Fine." I responded. "We already spliced my DNA trace with his and he turned out fine. "One thing though.", I added. "There was a red line in the wall of the Cantina. It looked like it was made out of solid disease. A chemical scan showed that the line had excessive remains of El Muerte Rojo Virus strain. If my memory is correct, and it is (I have omniscience), that virus is superior in nearly every way. We might be in trouble.-Willzahk
Meanwhile ...
"I trust that our deal will live up to our expectations, Thrax." Tak showed little to no emotion while talking to the Red Death, Thrax.
"Yes, but my Claw requires constant heating to work".
"No problem. There's Satan's Hellpit, Stinkmeaner's barbecue, my workshop..."
"Got any heated wine coolers?"
"Yeah, in the pool."
"You have a POOL?"
"It has fire."
"Ah."
"So, basic guidelines. Do not poke holes in the cockpit glass, Do not steal Wally's martini, and DO NOT drink all the alcohol! If you drink all the alcohol, all Hell will break loose! In other words, almost everyone here will KILL YOU!
"What are you, stupid? I'm a DISEASE! And a very contagious one at that!"
"Also, you might recognize some of us. Some famous people here are
1) Alex Mercer from Prototype,
2) Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks,
3) Aku from Samurai Jack,
4) Cthulhu from the Lovecraftian universe,
5) A Grox Specimen from the Spore universe,
6) Voldemort from the Harry Potter Universe,
7) Audrey 2 from the Little Shop of Horrors,
8) Numbuh Four, or Wally Beatles from the Kids Next Door universe,
9) A sample of the Venom symbiote from the Spider-man universe,
10) Yourself from Osmosis Jones, and
11) Myself from Invader Zim
12) We also are looking for an emissary of Treachery."
They stood still for about two minutes until Aku floated in. "Consider yourself graced. Satan himself said he foresaw an emissary heading towards us. Just one thing though, he said that he had to be born."
Imagine my surprise when I saw that my Crystal Forge was used. There were no fingerprints on the casing, which is extremely strange. I use Crystal Forges for a hobby. However, the industrialization of Crystals were hallmarked by the country of Myth, Apoth. They have special braces that a person puts on their arms to manipulate minerals. Cel was accused of stealing this idea. Cel, the country of Ice, industrialized heavy freezing using stolen Crystalshaper technology. However, Cel, being the communistic society it was, used it proudly. It created a nearly impenetrable dome around the Capital city, Celsius. This was crucial to the battle of Celsius. The victors were obviously Celsiusians, but the losers were a small civilization called Zyruxia. Zyruxia was a failed attempt to create the Element of Chaos. Almost every new Ouroborosian knew the natural opposite of Balance is Chaos. Heck, even I did. But why did an Infernal Prism go to Zyruxia? I'll have to solve that question later. For now, I had a couple more people to recruit.
"You're insane!" Darkbane stated when I proposed to recruit a magical being. "I've seen Magical Beings. Elementals are way too boring, Treants are too ... stiff, the Undead would scare the CROP out of Gee I aR, and Mythical creatures ... always had a problem with them." I resolved this fact, and I then decided to not do a very important step. "We AREN'T gonna go to Wizard101 for a Crew Member. Who would we get? Malistaire?" Darkbane shuddered. "He's dead. Assisted suicide." "Anyway, who I have in mind will take a little recon of some bars (By this, I meant drinks. You really thought the Mos Eisley Cantina was the only one? "Unfortunately, this one was where the Multiverses overlapped, so there might be a couple of people from another couple of Universes." For my expedition team, I need some people who can win a fight, get anyone involved, and the ability to win anything. Three hands went up. The hands belonged to Sylux, Darkbane, and the Doctor.
~10 Minutes later~
So, we're at this bar, the End of Line, apparently. Sylux immediately went to the bar. Darkbane and I went to the private appointments club. The hilarious part about this was I knew some of the people there. There's Invader Zim ... there's the Warner Trio ... there's Freakazoid and ... that one guy. And THERE's our target. I walked over to him, even though he was floating in midair above a barstool. I asked him "you want a drink?" "Sorry, I don't do Alcohol, screws up my liver. Puts me in an alcoholic coma until it gets out." "Ooook then." "So ... you wanna help me save the world?" "Depends. You got muffins?" "Yeah" "I'm in." "Hey, I'm wondering ... who are you, where ya from?"Willzahk ... Crowley. Ouroboros, Our, Enchixenorea." "Poof. Fairy World, Primum Mobile, Earth." "Pleasures all mine." "DARKBANE! Get your head out of the gutter. Kuki's still waiting for you." "WHAT? COMING!" I then felt a slight tingling feeling, and then Darkbane appeared next to me. DOCTOR! "What?" "WE'RE LEAVING!" He then ran fast, like he practices or something. Now for the last one. "SYLUX!" I heard several loud whispers. "Sylux-Here? Now?" "Impossible!" "Now to repay him." The bargoers got into, you guessed it, a barfight, which gave us time to escape. We then quickly teleported to the Oubliette.
~5 minutes later~
"How was it?" Maddahk queried. "Fine." I responded. "We already spliced my DNA trace with his and he turned out fine. "One thing though.", I added. "There was a red line in the wall of the Cantina. It looked like it was made out of solid disease. A chemical scan showed that the line had excessive remains of El Muerte Rojo Virus strain. If my memory is correct, and it is (I have omniscience), that virus is superior in nearly every way. We might be in trouble.-Willzahk
Meanwhile ...
"I trust that our deal will live up to our expectations, Thrax." Tak showed little to no emotion while talking to the Red Death, Thrax.
"Yes, but my Claw requires constant heating to work".
"No problem. There's Satan's Hellpit, Stinkmeaner's barbecue, my workshop..."
"Got any heated wine coolers?"
"Yeah, in the pool."
"You have a POOL?"
"It has fire."
"Ah."
"So, basic guidelines. Do not poke holes in the cockpit glass, Do not steal Wally's martini, and DO NOT drink all the alcohol! If you drink all the alcohol, all Hell will break loose! In other words, almost everyone here will KILL YOU!
"What are you, stupid? I'm a DISEASE! And a very contagious one at that!"
"Also, you might recognize some of us. Some famous people here are
1) Alex Mercer from Prototype,
2) Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks,
3) Aku from Samurai Jack,
4) Cthulhu from the Lovecraftian universe,
5) A Grox Specimen from the Spore universe,
6) Voldemort from the Harry Potter Universe,
7) Audrey 2 from the Little Shop of Horrors,
8) Numbuh Four, or Wally Beatles from the Kids Next Door universe,
9) A sample of the Venom symbiote from the Spider-man universe,
10) Yourself from Osmosis Jones, and
11) Myself from Invader Zim
12) We also are looking for an emissary of Treachery."
They stood still for about two minutes until Aku floated in. "Consider yourself graced. Satan himself said he foresaw an emissary heading towards us. Just one thing though, he said that he had to be born."
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