Willzahk-Maddahk-Samus-Sylux
When we learned that all of the excess multiverses were created by the invention of "Earth's" "Internet", we all knew that we were in WAY over our heads. All we knew is that Samus got hit by an asteroid, and we needed a medic. I decided to do a little research online... (by the way, I stole a computer and modem. Don't tell anyone...) and I learned that the "KND" or Kids Next Door had an advanced interplanetary drive system, celluloid mechanics, and a large amount of dairy product. (You see, you can learn a lot from the internet these days.) I found that Numbuh Three of Sector V would be sufficient. I realized that we had to do some shopping (or BORROWING) to do. So we popped into the nearest universe and got a few things ... (like a neurilyzer, a realism generator, a "my first multiverse adventure" rainbow monkey,[I know. They're scary. But we need bait.] and an Encyclopedia Of Nobility). We headed for the Cartoon Network universe, mistakenly took a planet that belonged to a show called "Samurai Jack" until something odd happened. When I saw sand, a rock in the cockpit turned to sand. When I saw crystals, it turned to crystal. When I saw a monkey... you don't wanna know. I then learned that I had the power of Transmutation. Whoop-de-freakin'-do. I already could manipulate my own genetic structure to anything and shape-shift, so it wasn't that hard to master. I figured that the Creator had some reality-bending powers that he forgot to mention. Also, did you know that all I need to do to turn into anything, I need a 360 degree view around said person. All I need. Yep. Hey! there's our planet. The Kids Next Door's scary version of Earth. Hey, there's some guy who looks like Aku! (Grandfather. Look him up.) Also, we found Sector V. I consulted Maddahk, Sylux and Samus about this. Samus said a stealthy approach, Maddahk said some said memory-erasing diplomacy might do, and Sylux wanted to burn the whole place down. Well, actually, he didn't say anything. But I think he meant it. Hmm ... Don't know who to take up. MADDAHK! Set up the Time Engine! We're doing it MY WAY. (We picked up a Time Engine during our little outing. It allows you to bend the laws of time on a spaceship. Note: NOT PORTABLE!) I froze time. You never know how SATISFYING that is unless you do it. So we packed up a Neurilyzer, some granola bars, a remote that automatically teleports us back to the ship, Two Enchixenorean DNA impersonator badges (courtesy of Moi) that allow you to change your form. We gave the two impersonator badges to Samus and Sylux, we parked the ship (CLOAKING IS MUCH NEEDED.) As we beamed down to the coordinates, I realized that we might need some disguises. A worldwide organization wouldn't really appreciate two extinct aliens, a mercenary, and a weapon master that TOTALLY needs anger counseling. We (I) made sure that his new form wouldn't let him destroy stuff. That is, without my permission. (Mind you, time is still frozen.) So we scanned some guys in the Moon Base, (I sure hope Numbuh 362 isn't important...) We apparently scanned Numbuhs 362, 86, Infinity, and 42. I took the Identity of Numbuh Infinity, Maddahk 362, Samus 86, and Sylux took the identity of the confusing 2x4 weapon nerd Numbuh 42. I told him the personality fits. ... I'm so dead. But he won't try to kill me. wanna know why? Because I can summon Black Holes. Yep. Cloudy with a chance of DEATH. Hey, we should get that guy! Anyway, back to the situation.
"Do you think I should start time again?" I said. "No, no, not until after we're inside Sector V's treehouse." And so we went inside the Tree House. Turns out it was all at night. Well, an extended night. About ... um ... Earth Time, Central, 7:50. They were all up, the idiots. So we decided to pay a little visit to the FREAKOUT doctor. We resumed time, right when we heard this bald guy with sunglasses start saying something about "now, we're gonna destroy the Teen's coffee farm. Are you ready, Team?" The fat guy said "YEAH!" second, which, I would suspect, is Numbuh Two. The third person is a girl in an oversized sweater, which I would guess is Numbuh Three, our target. "READY!" she said. A short, blonde guy said "YEAH! LETS DO IT!". After which, the black person said "Alright, but Numbuh Five needs my coffee." I just photographed the memory of their faces when we burst in saying, "Yeah, maybe, but we have business here." The Fat guy apparently tried to talk to Sylux, but I was too busy stifling my laughter to care. The Sector was all bowing to Maddahk for some reason, OH RIGHT! She took the form of the SUPREME LEADER OF THE KND! What I didn't know is that the Bald Guy had some unresolved business with me, being Numbuh Infinity and all. I am apparently the leader of the Teen division of the Kids Next Door. Which is ironic, since I'm like, 113 years old. I just look like a ... um... teen? Anyway, Samus had this great idea of saying a Bonus Mission would do us some good. And so, we said that we would accompany them on a bonus mission. I used the EON to look up a map of KND Earth. I plan to send them to the Himalayas, then bait Numbuh Three with an unreleased Rainbow Monkey. I never realized how clever that plan was. When we actually went with them, I saw a black thing on the wing. It had, like, FLAMING EYEBROWS. I stared down Sylux, giving the impression that he lit the poor creature's eyebrows on fire. But, Ah!, It's gone. I must be seeing things. Anyway, within the hour, we were at our drop point. I told them that some pyro was in the Himalayas, trying to cause Global Warming. We might have some problems... nahhh. So as soon as we got to the "Factory", we revealed ourselves. I made the Rainbow Monkey a hostage. (Also, never know how satisfying that is!) Also, when I told them that I saw something on the Wing, they guessed Father. But then I told them that it had flaming eyebrows. The blonde kid might pose a problem. As soon as they caught on, I said: "So how long did you take to figure it out?" The bald guy said "Right when you thought of a plan in under an hour. Also, SCAMPERS aren't that fast." And so, I told them that their house was on fire. It wasn't. Was it? SYLUX! Numbuh Three was the last one to get on the Scamper. We all hitched a ride by turning into a wrench, a bolt, a protractor, and a lighter. You can always tell that we're shapeshifters because our reflection always shows. Be it reflecting pool, mirror, reflective crystal, you name it. So I sent myself back to the ship and transmutated everything in a room on the arc. I transmutated everything in that room to ... eugh, Rainbow Monkeys. UNRELEASED Rainbow Monkeys. I went to Sector V in a matter of seconds, using the Arena Teleporter. When I hooked up a teleporter in the eyes of the Rainbow Monkey, (One way, thank the Lords.) I planted the Rainbow Monkey in Numbuh Three's room. I contacted the rest of the Crew to tell them that the Spider is in the Web. They went back to the ship to watch the fireworks. And, voila, as soon as soon as Numbuh Three went to go ... play in her room, she teleported back here. I knew that we would have to do something really stupid. And so, we did. We neurilyzed her. Well, not her entire memory. We just brain-hacked her into thinking that she knew us and any other person who walks on the Oubliette. I showed her where her room was, and she flipped the -bleep- out. A splinter of the quotes: "OOH! YOU HAVE MY FIRST INTERSTELLAR PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY! *SCREECH*" She fainted. Well! That takes care of us knocking her out. And so, we put her in the Realism generator. Wait a second, how long has KND been running? SIX YEARS? That means, an undecommissioned operative running around at SIXTEEN? Well, we're gonna be bending the laws of time and space anyway, so some age might be lost. Oh! I almost forgot to clone her! - Willzahk
"Do you think I should start time again?" I said. "No, no, not until after we're inside Sector V's treehouse." And so we went inside the Tree House. Turns out it was all at night. Well, an extended night. About ... um ... Earth Time, Central, 7:50. They were all up, the idiots. So we decided to pay a little visit to the FREAKOUT doctor. We resumed time, right when we heard this bald guy with sunglasses start saying something about "now, we're gonna destroy the Teen's coffee farm. Are you ready, Team?" The fat guy said "YEAH!" second, which, I would suspect, is Numbuh Two. The third person is a girl in an oversized sweater, which I would guess is Numbuh Three, our target. "READY!" she said. A short, blonde guy said "YEAH! LETS DO IT!". After which, the black person said "Alright, but Numbuh Five needs my coffee." I just photographed the memory of their faces when we burst in saying, "Yeah, maybe, but we have business here." The Fat guy apparently tried to talk to Sylux, but I was too busy stifling my laughter to care. The Sector was all bowing to Maddahk for some reason, OH RIGHT! She took the form of the SUPREME LEADER OF THE KND! What I didn't know is that the Bald Guy had some unresolved business with me, being Numbuh Infinity and all. I am apparently the leader of the Teen division of the Kids Next Door. Which is ironic, since I'm like, 113 years old. I just look like a ... um... teen? Anyway, Samus had this great idea of saying a Bonus Mission would do us some good. And so, we said that we would accompany them on a bonus mission. I used the EON to look up a map of KND Earth. I plan to send them to the Himalayas, then bait Numbuh Three with an unreleased Rainbow Monkey. I never realized how clever that plan was. When we actually went with them, I saw a black thing on the wing. It had, like, FLAMING EYEBROWS. I stared down Sylux, giving the impression that he lit the poor creature's eyebrows on fire. But, Ah!, It's gone. I must be seeing things. Anyway, within the hour, we were at our drop point. I told them that some pyro was in the Himalayas, trying to cause Global Warming. We might have some problems... nahhh. So as soon as we got to the "Factory", we revealed ourselves. I made the Rainbow Monkey a hostage. (Also, never know how satisfying that is!) Also, when I told them that I saw something on the Wing, they guessed Father. But then I told them that it had flaming eyebrows. The blonde kid might pose a problem. As soon as they caught on, I said: "So how long did you take to figure it out?" The bald guy said "Right when you thought of a plan in under an hour. Also, SCAMPERS aren't that fast." And so, I told them that their house was on fire. It wasn't. Was it? SYLUX! Numbuh Three was the last one to get on the Scamper. We all hitched a ride by turning into a wrench, a bolt, a protractor, and a lighter. You can always tell that we're shapeshifters because our reflection always shows. Be it reflecting pool, mirror, reflective crystal, you name it. So I sent myself back to the ship and transmutated everything in a room on the arc. I transmutated everything in that room to ... eugh, Rainbow Monkeys. UNRELEASED Rainbow Monkeys. I went to Sector V in a matter of seconds, using the Arena Teleporter. When I hooked up a teleporter in the eyes of the Rainbow Monkey, (One way, thank the Lords.) I planted the Rainbow Monkey in Numbuh Three's room. I contacted the rest of the Crew to tell them that the Spider is in the Web. They went back to the ship to watch the fireworks. And, voila, as soon as soon as Numbuh Three went to go ... play in her room, she teleported back here. I knew that we would have to do something really stupid. And so, we did. We neurilyzed her. Well, not her entire memory. We just brain-hacked her into thinking that she knew us and any other person who walks on the Oubliette. I showed her where her room was, and she flipped the -bleep- out. A splinter of the quotes: "OOH! YOU HAVE MY FIRST INTERSTELLAR PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY! *SCREECH*" She fainted. Well! That takes care of us knocking her out. And so, we put her in the Realism generator. Wait a second, how long has KND been running? SIX YEARS? That means, an undecommissioned operative running around at SIXTEEN? Well, we're gonna be bending the laws of time and space anyway, so some age might be lost. Oh! I almost forgot to clone her! - Willzahk
When we sent down the Kuki Clone, we knew that our work would be almost done. We would have to put Kuki in bed, get Willzahk to make US some rooms, some advanced weaponry that needs testing, and the next crew member. I knew that, if we were going to get any more people that were originally cartoons, we would need to repair that realism generator. Also, the Game of Fusionfall? How will THAT come into play? Hmm. I'm thinking of an EARLY RELATIONSHIP PRESENT! Hmm. Hey, wait a second ... I was next to Willzahk, so when the Creator exploded, I should have gotten a power too. Oh Lords, DO NOT be nuclear flatulence. Uranium makes our skin peel. Yeesh.- Maddahk
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