Willzahk-Maddahk-Numbuh Three-Dexter-Kreia
So ... mmmm ... I've been training with Kreia for a while now. Kreia is a TOUGH TEACHER! First, she told me to lift up a 50 pound desk. I told her that it was impossible (who wouldn't?) She pulled back her sleeves to reveal that she didn't have any hands. Yeesh. Now I feel bad. She then lifted up the desk, slammed it against the ceiling, and then wrote "NO" on the desk with indentations. Okay, maybe it wasn't that hard. I tried, but failed. It fell. She told me to try again. I eventually did it after she fell asleep waiting for me to do it. Maddahk rushed in the practice room I was in, shutting off the holoprojectors. A practice room looks like a regular, cubic room with no wallpaper, ceiling paint, or carpeting. But, when you enter it, it turns into a pure black room with a color changing LCD grid. Then the holograms begin showing up. Anyway, Maddahk said that she had something to say. "What is it?" I asked. "You'll see later. Dexter has something to show you." So I went down to the Science Lab. Everything in the lab is controlled by a cerebral headset, created by Maddahk. Since my people were originally technologically advanced, I figured it wasn't that hard. The only race that are smarter than us are The Grox. Now, THEY have a history. The first mechanimal in the entire Multiverse set! Been around since the Creator can remember. Grox colonists first came to Enchixenorea in waves, destroying all that came on their eyesets. They forced us to assimilate to their culture, which is why I can speak Grox and assemble a Grox ship. We also have mechanical parts, which is why the Grox love us and the rest of the Galaxy hates us. The machine on our back is the most important of the rest of the parts. Among the functions are an Multiversal Translator. For instance, if I turn it off... *HGRAA* *beeping* *Ees? Siht si thaw seppah fi I nrut ti ffo. Won kcab no ... See? Told ya so. Anyway, so Maddahk just told me about something Dexter made. Dexter apparently made a ... what is that?That's ... interesting. A bionic exo-suit that connects with anyone, ready to transform at any command. Hmm. I heard the Klaxxons blaring. Dexter, Maddahk, and I went up to the cockpit. Apparently, Sylux found an interuniversal portal. What else could we do but go in it? So we went in it. Of course we could go back out. So, we got in the portal. Apparently, we found a pocket Galaxy. But, instead of an Ultramassive Black Hole, there was a REALLY, REALLY big Crystal. I went to one of the worlds. It was called something like, Wizard City. It was supposed to be a planet, but it was just land with a bubble around it. "Hey", sparked Numbuh Three. "What if we get a Necromancer, so we can't ... you know." "Of course, Numbuh Three." "Hey," "What?" "My name is Kuki." "Alright, Kuki, let's find us a necromancer." So we went closer to this ... "Wizard City." There was a LOT of people there. So I stealth consumed one. It was too graphic to explain it, so I'll explain it. In a safe way. BONK BONK, BOINK BONK. Everyone thought U was summoning something. Silly people. So I went in the suspiciously awesome house with a court. There was a guy there. He said " HELLOOOO. MY NAMEE IS PROFESSOOOR AMBROSSSSE." "We need a Necromancer. ANY Necromancer." I said. "OUUUUUR BEESSST NECROOOMANCERRR ISSS INNN CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA," He said with a dumbing-down accent. I turned him around, and a dagger was in his back. A Chronodagger, too. Yeesh. So we kept going to the worlds, looking for this ... Celestia. We interrogated every person who looks like a main character. This guy walks up to me and says "I bet I can take you down in Pvp." I say okay, having no idea what it was. So I told the rest of the crew, who adapted to the culture by purchased goods from a Olivia Willowwhisper. She's probably a drug addict. Anyway, I ... teleported? to this guy in a "Unicorn Way". I was sucked into a satanic ritual looking thing, when I saw a bunch of cards. One of them said "Black Hole". I picked it because it sounded promising. It summoned a black. hole. And swallowed the other player whole. I like that card. A lot. So ... Maddahk called me on a watchcom to say that she found Celestia. I ... Teleported to her. She put a radar out for someone that she heard in the crowd. A ... William Darkbane. So she put in that name. Apparently, he was at somewhere called "The Crown Of Fire". So ... Maddahk hacked the friend teleportation beam. The next time that Darkbane would teleport, he teleports to the Oubliette. So we went back to the Oubliette. While we were there, I reached into my pocket and found a STAFF. I guess I learned Pocket Dimensions. Hmmm ... I wonder ... Hey look! Darkbane! GET HIM! I tranq'd him first. I figure he'd be pretty good.- Willzahk
So, there's this guy, named Darkbane, he just came on the ship. And ... well, I think he's pretty cute!- Kuki
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