Vidlog 4: Into Malachor

Willzahk- Maddahk- Samus- Sylux- Numbuh Three- Dexter

After Sylux told me that he knew someone who can teach me Telekinesis, he told me that Telekinesis is a sign. He told me to change multiverses to the Star Wars universe. How he knew about other universes before I caught him in Alimbic Space, I don't know. So, back on topic. We went to the Star Wars Universe and got a nasty surprise. Apparently, every single planet was destroyed by a race called the "Yuutzan Vong". So, naturally, the rest of the Crew and me used a time engine to go back in time when there was, in fact, our target. On a dead planet. Crap. So, of course, I had to go after her. However, the planet was essentially a lightning storm of a planet. With occasional giant mountains. And INTENSE gravity. So, of course, I figured out who could take the conditions of this planet named Malachor V. Who, you may ask? Me and Maddahk. Duh. Surely you didn't forget that we can CONTROL WHAT WE TURN INTO. Speaking of that, I think that this is a perfect time to further explain this power. as I said, I can control my own molecular structure. I can self-replicate myself, change my skin to different minerals, and control separated parts of said body. Anyway, back to the mission. So, now, me and Maddahk are on the outer layer of Malachor. But then ... something unthinkable happens. I get STRUCK by LIGHTNING. Now, I know what you're thinking. I really do. "What? Aw, he died. Now back to my games." WRONG. I survived. I then discovered that I had the power of Electrokinesis. Sweet. I can throw lightning at people. Seems straightforward.
~20 Minutes Later~
Wow. That took longer than expected. At least I got to fight people with Energy Swords, big beasties, and one ugly corpse. After we fought Mr. Tough Corpse, and I shot him full of Lightning, he finally told us to talk to Traya, who we guess is our target. Apparently, she was in a trippy room talking about some Jedi Exile. This is how the conversation went.
"Who are you?"
"I am Kreia, Master of Betrayal, and Teacher of Jedi."
"I am Willzahk, the ...um... Shogan of sorrows and Deliverer of Darkness."
"Where have I heard that before?"
"*cough* samurai jack *cough*"
"Why are you here?"
"We need help."
"Help? I'm the Master of Betrayal. What could you possibly need my help for?"
"I need a teacher to help me learn how to use Telekinesis and Lightning."
"Well, if you can destroy the Jedi Exile without killing me, and sever our force bond before she dies, I will join your party."
This, of course, was an impossible statement. I had absolutely no idea on how to sever a "force bond". But, I DID know how to keep someone alive. And so, little miss Jedi Exile entered the Trayus Core, ranting about how she'll never get any experience because I threw all of the little assassins into a black hole. But then, I had this great Idea. What if, I teleported her into a flux nexus, where they have the same five seconds OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
~5 minutes later~
Well, Kreia was stunned. I did her impossible task, and she had to follow her promise. She agreed to join our crew. Excellent. -Willzahk

When Willzahk got back from Malachor, he said he wanted to talk to me. Apparently he was sick of Numbuh Three being all mopey about being separated from Numbuh Four. So, he told me to assassinate him and erase him from time using a new weapon that Dexter made. He told me he'd give me 10 trillion sporebucks, which were supposed to be ten times as much as our normal currency. I would be rich. I had a cloaking device, and a Multiverse Crossing EON prototype. I left first thing after everyone was asleep. I left a note on the Cockpit's coordinate targeter that said I would be gone looking for supplies. Of course, Willzahk knew that that wasn't the case.- Sylux