Vidlog 9: The M'arrillian Compromise

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     Well! I had a bad day today. While I was walking to my room from the Food Court, something in the cargo hold shook and I heard a metallic shriek that yelled "TAAAAACOOOOSSS!". I snapped my fingers and immobilized what yelled that e-e-e-evil sound. Apparently, Dexter made a house omnipotence generator, which is for allowing omnipotence in the rooms. He was mumbling throughout making the thing, ranting to himself about being away from someone named "Dee Dee". "Great, now Mandark has her..." "That stupid mandark..." "Ooh, peppermint." Hmm. Something strange also happened today. I was in the pool, and I heard something ... unusual. "Well, I CAN breathe underwater", someone said. "Nuh uh, you're lying" Someone else said. The two people kept snipping at each other until the first said "Alright, I'll prove it." He jumped underwater, which scared the living daylights out of me. I was pretty far down underwater, so I wasn't really affected. The water was pristine clear, so I saw who it was. It was ... Darkbane? What? How could Darkbane be able to breathe underwater? I swam upwards until I breached the water. The other person that was talking with Darkbane screamed. It was ... Kuki? Wow. Now I'm REALLY confused. I pushed all the water off me with Telekinesis and got Darkbane out of the pool. He was still wearing his robe and jester hat, which I found very strange.
     "We were-I mean-I-he-We were just chatting," Kuki said. Apparently, I just learned that Darkbane could breathe underwater. Now WHY does that not sound like "Just chatting"? I asked to Darkbane, "How can you breathe underwater?" He responded, "Well, it all started in Crab Alley..." I interrupted "Cut to the Chase, Darkbane." "Alright. In the Survey Camp in Celestia, back in the spiral. It was before I went into a place called the Grotto. "The Grotto"? How cheesy does he think this is? He further explained that apparently, he was zapped with some fancy machinery and poof, he can breathe underwater. He also said something about a strange rock in the Grotto. Hmm. I teleported myself an EON (mastered it) and put in the coordinates for "The Grotto". I wanna meet this rock. I used the EON to go to the Grotto. "HURRK-" I started groaning. I kind of forgot that this place was underwater. Luckily, my Pack set itself for Underwater Life. It tripled its Transmutation speed and magnetized my feet to the gravitational pull of the internal cave's tide. I asked Darkbane where this rock was on the comlink app. He told me to look near a person named Eeglis. Huh. I asked how I could find this "Eeglis". Apparently, if you say the singular letter "M", a map will show up and tell you where it is. I found that incredibly strange. So I eventually found this rock. It said something EXTREMELY creepy. It said "Open the Doors of the Deepmines". I attached a teleportation beacon to the rock and teleported back to the ship because I really didn't want to knife another eel/fish/talking crab/REALLY OLD talking crab/talking anything.
     When I went back to the hold where the stuff tagged with Teleportation beacons shows up. Apparently, someone tagged A LOT of magazines. I sent a hovercart to take the magazines to wherever their destination was. The cart was heading to Kuki's room. Ehh. So my rock showed up. Yay. I scanned it with my EON and something strange happened. It showed a picture of a black emblem of three lines curved to a spiral to a black circle. The subtitle said that it was of M'arrillian origin. Hmm. I searched it on my EON. I hooked the EON up to an Omniscience drive, so it knew everything. It apparently had directions to find M'arrillians. I told the rest of the crew that "WE HAVE A NEWBIE!"
     When we got to the universe that held our M'arrillian buddies, I had a gleeful surprise. Apparently, our buddies from the other side were protected by primitive doors and four tribes. TRIBES! I laughed for ten minutes straight. My transuniversal friends were guarded by TRIBES. Not Civilizations, TRIBES. Not Space-faring empires, TRIBES. Heh. Also, these doors were the most guarded things in this entire world. The tribal leaders showed up when I took five direct steps towards the doors. One had huge hair and green skin, one was a lizard, one was a FAAAT bug, and the last one looked like a demon from Hell. I sliced through all of them with a telekinetic blade. There was no blood, which I found surprising. Only a very large explosion of binary code. Hmm. The code swarmed towards me and entered my EON on my wrist. What? I can turn into these things? Hmm. Well, you know what they say! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! I telekinetically impaled everything that wasn't me/the crew/behind the doors. There was a MASSIVE flood of light blue numbers and I was practically drowning in binary. I could turn into anything on this planet. Ouroboros, I love this. I forced the doors open with telekinesis. Apparently, there was a great flood. I could breathe underwater, which was a good thing. I teleported the Oubliette up into orbit, which was a strain. The leader of the M'arrillians, a person named A'aune, levitated out of the doors and thanked me. But, since I killed every one of his future slaves, he was going to kill me. While he was yelling at me, one of his scales dropped off. I picked up the scale and placed it in a pocket in my Pack. He was humanlike, except made out of water from the waist up. From the waist down, there was an overabundance of scaly tentacles and a golden skirt. Since I had permission to use Righteous Wrath, I telekinetically impaled everyone inside the doors. Another flood of light blue code. When I looked down at my EON, It now had a app that was called "Chaotic Transformer". It had a five minute timer, so I don't turn into one permanently. Also, it showed bios of the thing I was going to turn into. The one called "A'aune" had three modes. There was Projection mode, Avatar mode, and Pure mode. Since my business was done here, I teleported the ship back down to the planet and boarded.
     "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED THEM ALL?" Maddahk yelled. "Sorry, but they were all so angry and quite ... unattractive." I responded. "I at least got SOMETHING worthwhile out of this trip", I said. Maddahk looked up. "What is it?" "A scale. A scale of the most fearsome creature there." "I figured we would splice it with my DNA so it doesn't flip out and kill us all." "Hmm, good idea. Take Dexter with you in the DNA lab, though. I've seen your test scores."
     In the DNA lab, there was insanity going on. There was screams and energy bolts flying all over the place inside of the glass alloyed chamber. Good news: He responded to the splice with a positive outcome. Bad news: He knows telepathy. Hmm. I might just have to brainhack this one.
~FIVE MINUTES LATER~
     WELL. SOMEBODY didn't want me to make him nice. Since he's my half-clone, I guess that makes him a biologic brother or something. Hmm. Anyway, the cloning process was a success. He has a golden metal breast and shin plate. He also has three tentacles around the head. He has the ability to shape-shift. He has a glowing three-horned crown made out of energy around his head, which I found impossible to describe. He has two large, yellow empty eyes. He is completely made out of water. He also has two golden gauntlets. He can apparently travel anywhere as long as he's connected to the plates. He has one leg tail, which levitates along with him. I'm guessing he also has a little bit of telekinesis. Under stress, he still has the three forms. He doesn't have a mouth, which was strange. During the recruiting of Death, we decided to save DNA copies in vials AND of the person in Nano form. Nano form decreases features that a normal, and makes you more ... cartoonish. It also makes your eyes rather large. It allows your nano to be used by the other members of the crew. I personally loved this feature, being the egomaniac that I am. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
     Another noise from the cargo bay. Ouroboros, what is HAPPENING in there? I decided to go there. There was the BIGGEST mess you've ever seen, with the creator of all horrors sitting there, right in front of me. It was a little green dog with black ears, legs, and arms. It was so gosh darn CUTE! I organized a meeting to propose what to do with it. Here's what happened.
     Maddahk, Samus, Darkbane, and Numbuh Three all proposed it be a pet. Death scared the crap out of it.  The doctor proposed we send it back. We all give him a dirty look. Kreia just stood there, looking cryptic as always. Dexter wanted to do tests. We definitely give him a dirty look. Sylux was sitting there playing a Gameboy... WHAT? Anyway, since the votes were recorded, this new ... puppy thing ... was named Wall-E. What I found strange, however, is that it had a metallic sounding voice and knew how to speak english. "MY NA-AME IS GIR." It said with a serious tone. I said, with the crap scared out of me, "O-o-o-o-k." This ... Gir apparently is now a technical member of the Crew of the Oubliette. Awesome.-Willzahk

Vidlog 8: Manifest Destiny

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When Darkbane said that his power was obsolete when he had no Necron energy, I knew that we were in trouble. Necron energy is given off by ones who dwell in the Place that is not a Place. Some of the inhabitants of the Place that is not a Place are amortal. For those who don't know what that means, it means that they exist out of time. The last time I went to the Place that was not a Place was a field trip with the Academy. The Academy was in the center of the 9 continents. The center, which was sanctuary to the Country of Balance, was named Our. Maddahk and I both lived in Our. One of my old friends named Zahkios lived in the country of Storm, Ful. The country of Death, which is a dead wasteland, is called Mor. The three astral countries were on island continents in a triangle formation around the main continent. The three countries were named Mith, Ast, and Ptol. They worshipped the Enchi Quasar, The Stars Above, and the Xeno black hole. Mith liked Enchi, Ast liked the Stars, and Ptol liked Xeno. It's all a bit confusing. And how do I know this? Geography class. I'll pay Maddahk my respects for that. She always aced me anyway. But that's why I like her. Always generous and my kind of style. Anyway, So I have to go to The Place that is not a Place and find a carrier of Necron energy. Greeeat. I strolled up to the cockpit and Sylux was there. He said "I did your task. Pay up." I then replied, "Fine." I snapped my fingers. "Your money is in your room. I owe you one." He replied, "Thank you, but I'm gonna go make sure that you got it." The reason that I teleported the money to his room was that I mastered pocket dimensions, and with the Doctor's "TARDIS", I made every room on the Utopian Crescent, which was the crescent moon-shaped wing on the Oubliette that held all of the rooms. I hooked up a World Creation circuit to the locks on the doors. Darkbane insisted that he had his own world, but he wanted it here. I asked "What is it?" He replied, "My old house. It's a rather large castle." I was going to comment on his choice, but I was distracted by his awesome black-and-white death themed jester's cap. I can't help it! It's COOL! I then said Yes to his request, and teleported to his old house. I then placed a world transfer device on it. Now, It will show up in his room. I made a Furniture creator in the threshold of the Crescent and the Bridge. Now, all a person has to do is make a 3d model of a piece of furniture, then transfer it to a smaller holographic slate. That slate controls where the furniture, gardens, and assorted effects go. Every room has one. Yes, even I need one. Well, excuse me if some of the things that I make disobey the laws of physics! Anyway, it looks like everyone is having fun with their new furniture creators. Good, cause I need to get to the Place that is not a Place. Let's just call it TPTINAP, Shall we? Good. So I called everyone to the meeting room. Meetings are every three weeks. Anyway, the crew members there all discussed what they did. I wasn't really paying attention, and who could blame me? I told them that we had to go to TPTINAP to refill Darkbanes Necron reserves. He told me that he did some research on this, and learned that every inhabitant of TPTINAP died of old age except one. That one was named Death. He was in control of the infamous Planet Earth. Geez, why I am I hearing so much about this planet? Anyway. So I teleported the Oubliette to earth. I know, I know, bad move. BUT IT WAS CLOAKED, DUMMY! So then I went to this Stonehenge thing and fired a laser in the dead center of it. Apparently, it's a portal to TPTINAP. Now THAT's pretty darn cool. Anyway, We found Death flying around. Hmm. This guy's good. So we had a little chase. I soon paralyzed him with a dart gun. Made by Sylux. Hah. I caught him and brainhacked him. I also cloned him, because I know that Humans HATE immortality. Well, at least the wise ones. Wootness.-Willzahk

Well, there's this girl, and I find that she has captured my attent i on and my affect i on. Yes, even I, the in famous party loving William Darkbane loves Kuki SA aN Ban. How cute.-Darkbane

Vidlog 7: An Impossible Situation

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     So, I was pretty interested into the flux engine that we attached to this ship. But one day, while Sylux was checking the stasis fields, he found a temporal anomaly THAT WE DIDN'T MAKE. Something else was aboard this ship. So we used a biometric scanner on the flux fields. Apparently, the device was of Time Lord origin. The Time Lords had a very large and very annoying ability of using Chronokinesis. Also, there was an annoyance named "The Doctor" being hunted by every race in the Galaxy. Now, why do I have a time signature and a time lord DNA lock? Because I feel like it. So, I tracked the origin and pulled it back. Apparently, it has one very, very good driver. So I rerouted the Tractor beam to work in Time-space. That little bugger was trying to switch dimensions on me! So I sent a molecular clone to bring him back. I succeeded. He was pulled aboard. Excellent. I heard a noise from the Sparkworks. The Sparkworks was where the Dark-matter engine (constructed by Dexter) was used. OH NO. A temporal machine that can work on Dark Matter? I HAVE TO STOP HIM! ~2 Minutes Later~ "I have to uplink this cable...- OH! A GUEST!" Said the Man in the Blue Box. "I was wondering when someone would show up. I thought this was a cargo ship, mining on asteroids. Guess I'm wrong." I started to start saying stuff cause he was saying somethings REALLY, REALLY stupid.  "Well, there's more people up on the Flight Deck. Why aren't you going up there?" I asked. He responded with a "Yes, I'll do that." Anyway, NOW, we're at the planet Galydna, trying to avoid being crushed by the Galactic Core. I also did a little errand in the Zim universe. I had a large bag with the Irken Invader insignia. So, I guess these count as new team members. Huh. -Willzahk

~Meanwhile~

      "Watch where you're going, Alex." "Well, I wouldn't be one to talk, little miss priss." "You're the one hit set the charges too early. We would've gotten him if it wasn't for YOU." "Well, EXCUSE ME if that annoyance of a plant was in the way. He kept trying to sterilize me! Do you know what it's like, being a walking pandemic, and getting your *EDITED* trying to be cut off? No, I don't think so." "Fine, did we at least get the seed?" "Hell yeah, we got the seed." "Alex, are you SURE?" "Yes, Tak, I'm double dead sure." "Anyway, we still have to raise our ship." "You know the words, right?" "Yeah... ummm... Zakoh Madakai Mourtais Dei!" Just then, the ancient pyramidal starship rose up out of the ocean. "Yes... this will do nicely. Just a tragedy that my Spittle Runner fell into the hands of that Dib Human."

Vidlog 6: Celestial Fata

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So ... mmmm ... I've been training with Kreia for a while now. Kreia is a TOUGH TEACHER! First, she told me to lift up a 50 pound desk. I told her that it was impossible (who wouldn't?) She pulled back her sleeves to reveal that she didn't have any hands. Yeesh. Now I feel bad. She then lifted up the desk, slammed it against the ceiling, and then wrote "NO" on the desk with indentations. Okay, maybe it wasn't that hard. I tried, but failed. It fell. She told me to try again. I eventually did it after she fell asleep waiting for me to do it. Maddahk rushed in the practice room I was in, shutting off the holoprojectors. A practice room looks like a regular, cubic room with no wallpaper, ceiling paint, or carpeting. But, when you enter it, it turns into a pure black room with a color changing LCD grid. Then the holograms begin showing up. Anyway, Maddahk said that she had something to say. "What is it?" I asked. "You'll see later. Dexter has something to show you." So I went down to the Science Lab. Everything in the lab is controlled by a cerebral headset, created by Maddahk. Since my people were originally technologically advanced, I figured it wasn't that hard. The only race that are smarter than us are The Grox. Now, THEY have a history. The first mechanimal in the entire Multiverse set! Been around since the Creator can remember. Grox colonists first came to Enchixenorea in waves, destroying all that came on their eyesets. They forced us to assimilate to their culture, which is why I can speak Grox and assemble a Grox ship. We also have mechanical parts, which is why the Grox love us and the rest of the Galaxy hates us. The machine on our back is the most important of the rest of the parts. Among the functions are an Multiversal Translator. For instance, if I turn it off... *HGRAA* *beeping* *Ees? Siht si thaw seppah fi I nrut ti ffo. Won kcab no ... See? Told ya so. Anyway, so Maddahk just told me about something Dexter made. Dexter apparently made a ... what is that?That's ... interesting. A bionic exo-suit that connects with anyone, ready to transform at any command. Hmm. I heard the Klaxxons blaring. Dexter, Maddahk, and I went up to the cockpit. Apparently, Sylux found an interuniversal portal. What else could we do but go in it? So we went in it. Of course we could go back out. So, we got in the portal. Apparently, we found a pocket Galaxy. But, instead of an Ultramassive Black Hole, there was a REALLY, REALLY big Crystal. I went to one of the worlds. It was called something like, Wizard City. It was supposed to be a planet, but it was just land with a bubble around it. "Hey", sparked Numbuh Three. "What if we get a Necromancer, so we can't ... you know." "Of course, Numbuh Three." "Hey," "What?" "My name is Kuki." "Alright, Kuki, let's find us a necromancer." So we went closer to this ... "Wizard City." There was a LOT of people there. So I stealth consumed one. It was too graphic to explain it, so I'll explain it. In a safe way. BONK BONK, BOINK BONK. Everyone thought U was summoning something. Silly people. So I went in the suspiciously awesome house with a court. There was a guy there. He said " HELLOOOO. MY NAMEE IS PROFESSOOOR AMBROSSSSE." "We need a Necromancer. ANY Necromancer." I said. "OUUUUUR BEESSST NECROOOMANCERRR ISSS INNN CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA," He said with a dumbing-down accent. I turned him around, and a dagger was in his back. A Chronodagger, too. Yeesh. So we kept going to the worlds, looking for this ... Celestia. We interrogated every person who looks like a main character. This guy walks up to me and says "I bet I can take you down in Pvp." I say okay, having no idea what it was. So I told the rest of the crew, who adapted to the culture by purchased goods from a Olivia Willowwhisper. She's probably a drug addict. Anyway, I ... teleported? to this guy in a "Unicorn Way". I was sucked into a satanic ritual looking thing, when I saw a bunch of cards. One of them said "Black Hole". I picked it because it sounded promising. It summoned a black. hole. And swallowed the other player whole. I like that card. A lot. So ... Maddahk called me on a watchcom to say that she found Celestia. I ... Teleported to her. She put a radar out for someone that she heard in the crowd. A ... William Darkbane. So she put in that name. Apparently, he was at somewhere called "The Crown Of Fire". So ... Maddahk hacked the friend teleportation beam. The next time that Darkbane would teleport, he teleports to the Oubliette. So we went back to the Oubliette. While we were there, I reached into my pocket and found a STAFF. I guess I learned Pocket Dimensions. Hmmm ... I wonder ... Hey look! Darkbane! GET HIM! I tranq'd him first. I figure he'd be pretty good.- Willzahk

So, there's this guy, named Darkbane, he just came on the ship. And ... well, I think he's pretty cute!- Kuki

Vidlog 5: An Unnecessary Complication

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Ever since we got back from the Himalayas, something ... weird is happening with Kuki. She was decommissioned yesterday, which I found weird, because she was 10 YEARS OLD. Why, when I was at School today, REALLY weird things started to happen. Some guy in a varsity jacket and a girl with purple hair walked up to the school. The Girl with purple hair turned into this ... bug. Except the bug had, like, two legs and giant, purple eyes. The guy in the Varsity Jacket... well... I don't know what to say. His arm morphed into a sick looking blade, and his other arm turned into a large, sharp claw. They began tearing into the school. The bug found me first. She-was it a she?- looked for something. The Teenager with the Varsity Jacket ran in and took away whatever it was that they were looking for. When they were done, it looked like they both... burst into flame? Only then I realized what they took. They took Numbuh Four.-Nigel

Vidlog 4: Into Malachor

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After Sylux told me that he knew someone who can teach me Telekinesis, he told me that Telekinesis is a sign. He told me to change multiverses to the Star Wars universe. How he knew about other universes before I caught him in Alimbic Space, I don't know. So, back on topic. We went to the Star Wars Universe and got a nasty surprise. Apparently, every single planet was destroyed by a race called the "Yuutzan Vong". So, naturally, the rest of the Crew and me used a time engine to go back in time when there was, in fact, our target. On a dead planet. Crap. So, of course, I had to go after her. However, the planet was essentially a lightning storm of a planet. With occasional giant mountains. And INTENSE gravity. So, of course, I figured out who could take the conditions of this planet named Malachor V. Who, you may ask? Me and Maddahk. Duh. Surely you didn't forget that we can CONTROL WHAT WE TURN INTO. Speaking of that, I think that this is a perfect time to further explain this power. as I said, I can control my own molecular structure. I can self-replicate myself, change my skin to different minerals, and control separated parts of said body. Anyway, back to the mission. So, now, me and Maddahk are on the outer layer of Malachor. But then ... something unthinkable happens. I get STRUCK by LIGHTNING. Now, I know what you're thinking. I really do. "What? Aw, he died. Now back to my games." WRONG. I survived. I then discovered that I had the power of Electrokinesis. Sweet. I can throw lightning at people. Seems straightforward.
~20 Minutes Later~
Wow. That took longer than expected. At least I got to fight people with Energy Swords, big beasties, and one ugly corpse. After we fought Mr. Tough Corpse, and I shot him full of Lightning, he finally told us to talk to Traya, who we guess is our target. Apparently, she was in a trippy room talking about some Jedi Exile. This is how the conversation went.
"Who are you?"
"I am Kreia, Master of Betrayal, and Teacher of Jedi."
"I am Willzahk, the ...um... Shogan of sorrows and Deliverer of Darkness."
"Where have I heard that before?"
"*cough* samurai jack *cough*"
"Why are you here?"
"We need help."
"Help? I'm the Master of Betrayal. What could you possibly need my help for?"
"I need a teacher to help me learn how to use Telekinesis and Lightning."
"Well, if you can destroy the Jedi Exile without killing me, and sever our force bond before she dies, I will join your party."
This, of course, was an impossible statement. I had absolutely no idea on how to sever a "force bond". But, I DID know how to keep someone alive. And so, little miss Jedi Exile entered the Trayus Core, ranting about how she'll never get any experience because I threw all of the little assassins into a black hole. But then, I had this great Idea. What if, I teleported her into a flux nexus, where they have the same five seconds OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
~5 minutes later~
Well, Kreia was stunned. I did her impossible task, and she had to follow her promise. She agreed to join our crew. Excellent. -Willzahk

When Willzahk got back from Malachor, he said he wanted to talk to me. Apparently he was sick of Numbuh Three being all mopey about being separated from Numbuh Four. So, he told me to assassinate him and erase him from time using a new weapon that Dexter made. He told me he'd give me 10 trillion sporebucks, which were supposed to be ten times as much as our normal currency. I would be rich. I had a cloaking device, and a Multiverse Crossing EON prototype. I left first thing after everyone was asleep. I left a note on the Cockpit's coordinate targeter that said I would be gone looking for supplies. Of course, Willzahk knew that that wasn't the case.- Sylux

Vidlog 3: Lab Monkeys

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I had an idea. Yes, it's a shocker. Me and the rest of the crew are going on a field trip to ... Planet Fusionfall. I need the nanotechnology and samples of this "Fusion Matter". So I asked Numbuh Three about it. She was weeping. I asked her what's wrong. What? You ask a (looks) 10 (but isn't, about 13) year old girl what's wrong. OH YEAH. THAT'S WRONG. "Well, *sniffles* I might have everything I ever wanted*sniffles*, but, where's Numbuh Four?" I had a surprised look on my face, and I was almost tempted to cry. But I don't cry. I release a controlled burst of oxygen out of my air tank on my back. Enchixenoreans have inorganic parts that helped stabilize the gravity of Enchixenorea. For instance, an air tank that's connected to lungs that runs on Neutrinos. And not the metroid kind, either. The beams of the Enchi Quasar were powerful enough to power all of the citizens of the planet at one time. So, Numbuh Three is depressed. So I had another idea. How about me and the crew go to Paris? Seems like a good idea. When we got there, Maddahk said something very strange. "Date. Now." So I went on a date. Super-de-duper. That wasn't sarcasm! Those were actual words. It was nice. I made Sylux accompany Numbuh Three. I thought that a Japanese girl with a oversized sweatshirt and a bounty hunter in bright blue armor might be a little ... how do you say it... Oh yeah. OBVIOUS. So I gave them some impersonator badges. Samus said that she wanted to put something in the EONs. She didn't tell me what it was though ... ANYWAY. Back to my date. It was flipping fantastic. Sylux said that Numbuh Three bought a boatload of Popcorn. Thank Lord Oroboros that Psychic Paper exists. She probably ate it for grief. I wonder ... No. Bad Willzahk. No buying an orange hoodie just to tick her off. Samus cut off my thinking short when we all got a call on our EONs. She had something VERY important to tell us. We all beamed up, obviously. Numbuh Three also got her popcorn to go. Heh. Anyway, I asked Samus what was the deal about. She told us to meet up in the Meeting Room. How I did not have knowledge of the Meeting Room, I do not know. Apparently there was, like, 72 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. When I finally got down to the Meeting Room, Sylux and Numbuh Three both took the elevator. She said that she intercepted a transmission to the Fusionfall planet. "Prep the Engines," I distressed, "prep them NOW!. We're going call hunting." I heard the familiar *whoooooooooooooooooooooo-BOOOOOOOOM* of the engines blasting us through the Universes. We stopped at the Origins of the signal. There was the planet. But there was an anomaly near us. Apparently there was some sort of PLANET that was near us. A planet ... Fusion? It's apparently the exactly same diameter of Earth, except the ground looks radioactive and acidic. My two worst hated properties. Apparently, someone got some dirt on Planet ... Fusion which made it copy Earth. Interrrresting. So we went to some place called "Mount Blackhead". Numbuh Three and Numbuh FOUR were there. OHHHHHHH CRAAAAAAAAAAP. So OUR Numbuh Three starts hugging THEIR Numbuh Four, which confuses the HELL out of THEIR Numbuh Three. Speaking of which, *drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*. Maddahk saw me drooling, and gave me a bad look. Aww. Anyway, I then promised Numbuh Three that I would give some item of Numbuh Four's to her. She said "Th-thank you. I-I cannot repay you." So I used Samus' Multiverse EON crosser app. Yes. It is an app. (Multiverse Crossing? There's an app for that.) So I went to the original Cartoon Network universe and went to the KND Earth. I teleported myself to Numbuh Four's house. Wow. It's next to a Nuclear Reactor. SOOOOO TEMPTED. But I had a mission. I teleported further into his house. Apparently he likes the color orange A LOT. And ... HELLO. A crude picture of Numbuh Three with hearts. Hmm. Not good enough. HELLO. A picture that says 3/4 forever. Hmmmm. This seems valuable. A little more ... SCORE! A photo with ... Sector V's CLOTHES BLOWN OFF. BLACK-TO-THE-MAIL! So I crossed back to Numbuh Three and gave her the first photo. I'll save the second one for later. "Let's go to the Ship", I proposed. We all beamed up from Mount Blackhead. "I have an Idea", Maddahk said. "Lets get Dexter to be the inventor of this ... expedition." We all agreed. Yes. So we went to the Cartoon Network Universe, then to Dexter's Planet. We used a VERY stealthy approach. I went to his house, while invisible, (I learned this power while I was snooping around Numbuh Four's house) and knocked him out with the Forget-me-stick. I brain-hacked him with the same thoughts as Numbuh Three so he knows us. Now, time to go eat. I'm starving.

While Willzahk and I went to the Food Court, he dropped a burger. I know, I know. Lol. But, before it hit the ground, it levitated for a couple seconds. I think that Willzahk just learned Telekinesis. Ummm kewl. And then Sylux ran up to us and said something about a "Perfect person for this." Weird.

Vidlog 2: Three's Company

Willzahk-Maddahk-Samus-Sylux

When we learned that all of the excess multiverses were created by the invention of "Earth's" "Internet", we all knew that we were in WAY over our heads. All we knew is that Samus got hit by an asteroid, and we needed a medic. I decided to do a little research online... (by the way, I stole a computer and modem. Don't tell anyone...) and I learned that the "KND" or Kids Next Door had an advanced interplanetary drive system, celluloid mechanics, and a large amount of dairy product. (You see, you can learn a lot from the internet these days.) I found that Numbuh Three of Sector V would be sufficient. I realized that we had to do some shopping (or BORROWING) to do. So we popped into the nearest universe and got a few things ... (like a neurilyzer, a realism generator, a "my first multiverse adventure" rainbow monkey,[I know. They're scary. But we need bait.] and an Encyclopedia Of Nobility). We headed for the Cartoon Network universe, mistakenly took a planet that belonged to a show called "Samurai Jack" until something odd happened. When I saw sand, a rock in the cockpit turned to sand. When I saw crystals, it turned to crystal. When I saw a monkey... you don't wanna know. I then learned that I had the power of Transmutation. Whoop-de-freakin'-do. I already could manipulate my own genetic structure to anything and shape-shift, so it wasn't that hard to master. I figured that the Creator had some reality-bending powers that he forgot to mention. Also, did you know that all I need to do to turn into anything, I need a 360 degree view around said person. All I need. Yep. Hey! there's our planet. The Kids Next Door's scary version of Earth. Hey, there's some guy who looks like Aku! (Grandfather. Look him up.) Also, we found Sector V. I consulted Maddahk, Sylux and Samus about this. Samus said a stealthy approach, Maddahk said some said memory-erasing diplomacy might do, and Sylux wanted to burn the whole place down. Well, actually, he didn't say anything. But I think he meant it. Hmm ... Don't know who to take up. MADDAHK! Set up the Time Engine! We're doing it MY WAY. (We picked up a Time Engine during our little outing. It allows you to bend the laws of time on a spaceship. Note: NOT PORTABLE!) I froze time. You never know how SATISFYING that is unless you do it. So we packed up a Neurilyzer, some granola bars, a remote that automatically teleports us back to the ship, Two Enchixenorean DNA impersonator badges (courtesy of Moi) that allow you to change your form. We gave the two impersonator badges to Samus and Sylux, we parked the ship (CLOAKING IS MUCH NEEDED.) As we beamed down to the coordinates, I realized that we might need some disguises. A worldwide organization wouldn't really appreciate two extinct aliens, a mercenary, and a weapon master that TOTALLY needs anger counseling. We (I) made sure that his new form wouldn't let him destroy stuff. That is, without my permission. (Mind you, time is still frozen.) So we scanned some guys in the Moon Base, (I sure hope Numbuh 362 isn't important...) We apparently scanned Numbuhs 362, 86, Infinity, and 42. I took the Identity of Numbuh Infinity, Maddahk 362, Samus 86, and Sylux took the identity of the confusing 2x4 weapon nerd Numbuh 42. I told him the personality fits. ... I'm so dead. But he won't try to kill me. wanna know why? Because I can summon Black Holes. Yep. Cloudy with a chance of DEATH. Hey, we should get that guy! Anyway, back to the situation.
"Do you think I should start time again?" I said. "No, no, not until after we're inside Sector V's treehouse." And so we went inside the Tree House. Turns out it was all at night. Well, an extended night. About ... um ... Earth Time, Central, 7:50. They were all up, the idiots. So we decided to pay a little visit to the FREAKOUT doctor. We resumed time, right when we heard this bald guy with sunglasses start saying something about "now, we're gonna destroy the Teen's coffee farm. Are you ready, Team?" The fat guy said "YEAH!" second, which, I would suspect, is Numbuh Two. The third person is a girl in an oversized sweater, which I would guess is Numbuh Three, our target. "READY!" she said. A short, blonde guy said "YEAH! LETS DO IT!". After which, the black person said "Alright, but Numbuh Five needs my coffee." I just photographed the memory of their faces when we burst in saying, "Yeah, maybe, but we have business here." The Fat guy apparently tried to talk to Sylux, but I was too busy stifling my laughter to care. The Sector was all bowing to Maddahk for some reason, OH RIGHT! She took the form of the SUPREME LEADER OF THE KND! What I didn't know is that the Bald Guy had some unresolved business with me, being Numbuh Infinity and all. I am apparently the leader of the Teen division of the Kids Next Door. Which is ironic, since I'm like, 113 years old. I just look like a ... um... teen? Anyway, Samus had this great idea of saying a Bonus Mission would do us some good. And so, we said that we would accompany them on a bonus mission. I used the EON to look up a map of KND Earth. I plan to send them to the Himalayas, then bait Numbuh Three with an unreleased Rainbow Monkey. I never realized how clever that plan was. When we actually went with them, I saw a black thing on the wing. It had, like, FLAMING EYEBROWS. I stared down Sylux, giving the impression that he lit the poor creature's eyebrows on fire. But, Ah!, It's gone. I must be seeing things. Anyway, within the hour, we were at our drop point. I told them that some pyro was in the Himalayas, trying to cause Global Warming. We might have some problems... nahhh. So as soon as we got to the "Factory", we revealed ourselves. I made the Rainbow Monkey a hostage. (Also, never know how satisfying that is!) Also, when I told them that I saw something on the Wing, they guessed Father. But then I told them that it had flaming eyebrows. The blonde kid might pose a problem. As soon as they caught on, I said: "So how long did you take to figure it out?" The bald guy said "Right when you thought of a plan in under an hour. Also, SCAMPERS aren't that fast." And so, I told them that their house was on fire. It wasn't. Was it? SYLUX! Numbuh Three was the last one to get on the Scamper. We all hitched a ride by turning into a wrench, a bolt, a protractor, and a lighter. You can always tell that we're shapeshifters because our reflection always shows. Be it reflecting pool, mirror, reflective crystal, you name it. So I sent myself back to the ship and transmutated everything in a room on the arc. I transmutated everything in that room to ... eugh, Rainbow Monkeys. UNRELEASED Rainbow Monkeys. I went to Sector V in a matter of seconds, using the Arena Teleporter. When I hooked up a teleporter in the eyes of the Rainbow Monkey, (One way, thank the Lords.) I planted the Rainbow Monkey in Numbuh Three's room. I contacted the rest of the Crew to tell them that the Spider is in the Web. They went back to the ship to watch the fireworks. And, voila, as soon as soon as Numbuh Three went to go ... play in her room, she teleported back here. I knew that we would have to do something really stupid. And so, we did. We neurilyzed her. Well, not her entire memory. We just brain-hacked her into thinking that she knew us and any other person who walks on the Oubliette. I showed her where her room was, and she flipped the -bleep- out. A splinter of the quotes: "OOH! YOU HAVE MY FIRST INTERSTELLAR PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY! *SCREECH*" She fainted. Well! That takes care of us knocking her out. And so, we put her in the Realism generator. Wait a second, how long has KND been running? SIX YEARS? That means, an undecommissioned operative running around at SIXTEEN? Well, we're gonna be bending the laws of time and space anyway, so some age might be lost. Oh! I almost forgot to clone her! - Willzahk

When we sent down the Kuki Clone, we knew that our work would be almost done. We would have to put Kuki in bed, get Willzahk to make US some rooms, some advanced weaponry that needs testing, and the next crew member. I knew that, if we were going to get any more people that were originally cartoons, we would need to repair that realism generator. Also, the Game of Fusionfall? How will THAT come into play? Hmm. I'm thinking of an EARLY RELATIONSHIP PRESENT! Hmm. Hey, wait a second ... I was next to Willzahk, so when the Creator exploded, I should have gotten a power too. Oh Lords, DO NOT be nuclear flatulence. Uranium makes our skin peel. Yeesh.- Maddahk

Vidlog 1: Chapter One-The Black Hole

Willzahk-Maddahk

When I was sucked into the black hole, I found something rather odd. I was not dead, but slightly stronger than before. "HOW ARE WE ALIVE!!!???" I screamed. Maddahk said quickly, "Well, according to the Electrino theory, opposites attract, and-" "GET TO THE POINT! Sorry." "Well, the point is WE CAN SURVIVE SPAGHETTIFICATION AND THE VACUUM OF SPACE!" "Okay, that's an interesting little fact." "Also, according to this theory, our Molecular Structure has the ability to change ... so black holes force this change in a different UNIVERSE. " "Okay, I REALLY didn't pay attention in Particle Physics class then." "According to my calculations, the black hole's vortex is ending ... NOW!" "OW!" Maddahk and I said after crashing into a planet, somewhere near the inner ring." "*Sniffs* I sense that we are actually in the Alimbic Cluster, which will make our chances for survival even HIGHER." "Watch yourself, this place has 11 bounty hunters around , and they're usually in a bad mood." Right as I said that, a blue and an orange fighter appeared out of a spacial jump. "CRAP!" I screamed, not knowing that two disintegration fields would appear around the fighters, disintegrating the orange ship and disabling the weapons of the blue. "Uhhh... Willzahk? You probably want to see this." Maddahk says. "What do I need to- awesome." "HI, HELLO, WE NEED A RIDE TO A TRANSDIMENSIONAL SHIP!" The Blue hunter yells "THE OUBLIETTE IS OVER THERE!" And I saw it. The most awesome capital I have ever seen since the Eclipse, I teleported over in the ship bay and just wished that this ship would be hospitable. And, now, it is essentially a Floating Hilton. With lasers. And so, when It was finished, I teleported Maddahk, the Orange Hunter, and the Blue hunter aboard. I learned that the Orange Hunter was named Samus, and the Blue hunter Sylux. I welcomed them aboard, and pledged to find out the destruction of Enchixenorea.- Willzahk

I really, really hate guys that are shrouded in mystery. I tried flirting with Sylux, but apparently he has no emotion. He is either a robot, or a killer robot sent from the future. Please lords, don't be the second one. I do not want to have the savior as a kid. Think of the responsibility! - Maddahk

Vidlog 0: Prologue-The Beginning

The proud planet of Enchixenorea was waiting anxiously for yet another supernova of a dying planet. The Creator's Satellite orbiting nicely, while everything was running smoothly. Everything was happy until ... IT happened. Thousands of citizens screamed as the Xenor Black Hole engulfed a moon. Tides across Enchixenorea flashed and splashed as the President was evacuating New Hope City. Then, suddenly as the moon was engulfed, a giant tsunami swung up and took the Creator's Pod out of orbit. This, of course, cause the Andreic Sea to dry up, but the Creator was knocked down. Two people on the planet decided to escape before the Xenor Black Hole devoured the Enchi Quasar- Willzahk and Maddahk. while they where running to the Evacuation Bay, a large, black orb was shot into the ceiling. It cracked open, causing a small, shriveled, and fancy-looking Enchixenorean to pop out. His name was the Creator. the Creator was worshiped as the God of Enchixenorea, but, because of his stature and physical appearance, maybe it was time to change religious views. The Creator said, with his dying voice "Here are my powers ... use them well..." Then, his body exploded in a flash of black lightning, while the body of Willzahk levitated into the air. He then floated back to the ground, unaware of his new divine powers. He said "Let's get out of here, before we all go to some other, retarded dimension." Smiling with a grin, Maddahk said: "WAY ahead of you." What seemed like seconds, Maddahk flew to one of the escape pods and fired up the Shields. Willzahk entered swiftly. They escaped New Hope City with seconds to spare. But it was too late... They were already being sucked into the Xenor Black Hole. "If we are eternally damned, I just want to know...", Willzahk said with a strain, "that the Passcode to my Room was 1337." "WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT?!", screamed Maddahk. "Just Because", Willzahk calmly states. "Oh", Maddahk says, "Because there was something I wanted to tell you, too.""What's that?", Willzahk asks. "I love yo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" as the Pod was devoured by the black hole.