Vidlog 8: Manifest Destiny

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When Darkbane said that his power was obsolete when he had no Necron energy, I knew that we were in trouble. Necron energy is given off by ones who dwell in the Place that is not a Place. Some of the inhabitants of the Place that is not a Place are amortal. For those who don't know what that means, it means that they exist out of time. The last time I went to the Place that was not a Place was a field trip with the Academy. The Academy was in the center of the 9 continents. The center, which was sanctuary to the Country of Balance, was named Our. Maddahk and I both lived in Our. One of my old friends named Zahkios lived in the country of Storm, Ful. The country of Death, which is a dead wasteland, is called Mor. The three astral countries were on island continents in a triangle formation around the main continent. The three countries were named Mith, Ast, and Ptol. They worshipped the Enchi Quasar, The Stars Above, and the Xeno black hole. Mith liked Enchi, Ast liked the Stars, and Ptol liked Xeno. It's all a bit confusing. And how do I know this? Geography class. I'll pay Maddahk my respects for that. She always aced me anyway. But that's why I like her. Always generous and my kind of style. Anyway, So I have to go to The Place that is not a Place and find a carrier of Necron energy. Greeeat. I strolled up to the cockpit and Sylux was there. He said "I did your task. Pay up." I then replied, "Fine." I snapped my fingers. "Your money is in your room. I owe you one." He replied, "Thank you, but I'm gonna go make sure that you got it." The reason that I teleported the money to his room was that I mastered pocket dimensions, and with the Doctor's "TARDIS", I made every room on the Utopian Crescent, which was the crescent moon-shaped wing on the Oubliette that held all of the rooms. I hooked up a World Creation circuit to the locks on the doors. Darkbane insisted that he had his own world, but he wanted it here. I asked "What is it?" He replied, "My old house. It's a rather large castle." I was going to comment on his choice, but I was distracted by his awesome black-and-white death themed jester's cap. I can't help it! It's COOL! I then said Yes to his request, and teleported to his old house. I then placed a world transfer device on it. Now, It will show up in his room. I made a Furniture creator in the threshold of the Crescent and the Bridge. Now, all a person has to do is make a 3d model of a piece of furniture, then transfer it to a smaller holographic slate. That slate controls where the furniture, gardens, and assorted effects go. Every room has one. Yes, even I need one. Well, excuse me if some of the things that I make disobey the laws of physics! Anyway, it looks like everyone is having fun with their new furniture creators. Good, cause I need to get to the Place that is not a Place. Let's just call it TPTINAP, Shall we? Good. So I called everyone to the meeting room. Meetings are every three weeks. Anyway, the crew members there all discussed what they did. I wasn't really paying attention, and who could blame me? I told them that we had to go to TPTINAP to refill Darkbanes Necron reserves. He told me that he did some research on this, and learned that every inhabitant of TPTINAP died of old age except one. That one was named Death. He was in control of the infamous Planet Earth. Geez, why I am I hearing so much about this planet? Anyway. So I teleported the Oubliette to earth. I know, I know, bad move. BUT IT WAS CLOAKED, DUMMY! So then I went to this Stonehenge thing and fired a laser in the dead center of it. Apparently, it's a portal to TPTINAP. Now THAT's pretty darn cool. Anyway, We found Death flying around. Hmm. This guy's good. So we had a little chase. I soon paralyzed him with a dart gun. Made by Sylux. Hah. I caught him and brainhacked him. I also cloned him, because I know that Humans HATE immortality. Well, at least the wise ones. Wootness.-Willzahk

Well, there's this girl, and I find that she has captured my attent i on and my affect i on. Yes, even I, the in famous party loving William Darkbane loves Kuki SA aN Ban. How cute.-Darkbane

Vidlog 7: An Impossible Situation

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     So, I was pretty interested into the flux engine that we attached to this ship. But one day, while Sylux was checking the stasis fields, he found a temporal anomaly THAT WE DIDN'T MAKE. Something else was aboard this ship. So we used a biometric scanner on the flux fields. Apparently, the device was of Time Lord origin. The Time Lords had a very large and very annoying ability of using Chronokinesis. Also, there was an annoyance named "The Doctor" being hunted by every race in the Galaxy. Now, why do I have a time signature and a time lord DNA lock? Because I feel like it. So, I tracked the origin and pulled it back. Apparently, it has one very, very good driver. So I rerouted the Tractor beam to work in Time-space. That little bugger was trying to switch dimensions on me! So I sent a molecular clone to bring him back. I succeeded. He was pulled aboard. Excellent. I heard a noise from the Sparkworks. The Sparkworks was where the Dark-matter engine (constructed by Dexter) was used. OH NO. A temporal machine that can work on Dark Matter? I HAVE TO STOP HIM! ~2 Minutes Later~ "I have to uplink this cable...- OH! A GUEST!" Said the Man in the Blue Box. "I was wondering when someone would show up. I thought this was a cargo ship, mining on asteroids. Guess I'm wrong." I started to start saying stuff cause he was saying somethings REALLY, REALLY stupid.  "Well, there's more people up on the Flight Deck. Why aren't you going up there?" I asked. He responded with a "Yes, I'll do that." Anyway, NOW, we're at the planet Galydna, trying to avoid being crushed by the Galactic Core. I also did a little errand in the Zim universe. I had a large bag with the Irken Invader insignia. So, I guess these count as new team members. Huh. -Willzahk

~Meanwhile~

      "Watch where you're going, Alex." "Well, I wouldn't be one to talk, little miss priss." "You're the one hit set the charges too early. We would've gotten him if it wasn't for YOU." "Well, EXCUSE ME if that annoyance of a plant was in the way. He kept trying to sterilize me! Do you know what it's like, being a walking pandemic, and getting your *EDITED* trying to be cut off? No, I don't think so." "Fine, did we at least get the seed?" "Hell yeah, we got the seed." "Alex, are you SURE?" "Yes, Tak, I'm double dead sure." "Anyway, we still have to raise our ship." "You know the words, right?" "Yeah... ummm... Zakoh Madakai Mourtais Dei!" Just then, the ancient pyramidal starship rose up out of the ocean. "Yes... this will do nicely. Just a tragedy that my Spittle Runner fell into the hands of that Dib Human."

Vidlog 6: Celestial Fata

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So ... mmmm ... I've been training with Kreia for a while now. Kreia is a TOUGH TEACHER! First, she told me to lift up a 50 pound desk. I told her that it was impossible (who wouldn't?) She pulled back her sleeves to reveal that she didn't have any hands. Yeesh. Now I feel bad. She then lifted up the desk, slammed it against the ceiling, and then wrote "NO" on the desk with indentations. Okay, maybe it wasn't that hard. I tried, but failed. It fell. She told me to try again. I eventually did it after she fell asleep waiting for me to do it. Maddahk rushed in the practice room I was in, shutting off the holoprojectors. A practice room looks like a regular, cubic room with no wallpaper, ceiling paint, or carpeting. But, when you enter it, it turns into a pure black room with a color changing LCD grid. Then the holograms begin showing up. Anyway, Maddahk said that she had something to say. "What is it?" I asked. "You'll see later. Dexter has something to show you." So I went down to the Science Lab. Everything in the lab is controlled by a cerebral headset, created by Maddahk. Since my people were originally technologically advanced, I figured it wasn't that hard. The only race that are smarter than us are The Grox. Now, THEY have a history. The first mechanimal in the entire Multiverse set! Been around since the Creator can remember. Grox colonists first came to Enchixenorea in waves, destroying all that came on their eyesets. They forced us to assimilate to their culture, which is why I can speak Grox and assemble a Grox ship. We also have mechanical parts, which is why the Grox love us and the rest of the Galaxy hates us. The machine on our back is the most important of the rest of the parts. Among the functions are an Multiversal Translator. For instance, if I turn it off... *HGRAA* *beeping* *Ees? Siht si thaw seppah fi I nrut ti ffo. Won kcab no ... See? Told ya so. Anyway, so Maddahk just told me about something Dexter made. Dexter apparently made a ... what is that?That's ... interesting. A bionic exo-suit that connects with anyone, ready to transform at any command. Hmm. I heard the Klaxxons blaring. Dexter, Maddahk, and I went up to the cockpit. Apparently, Sylux found an interuniversal portal. What else could we do but go in it? So we went in it. Of course we could go back out. So, we got in the portal. Apparently, we found a pocket Galaxy. But, instead of an Ultramassive Black Hole, there was a REALLY, REALLY big Crystal. I went to one of the worlds. It was called something like, Wizard City. It was supposed to be a planet, but it was just land with a bubble around it. "Hey", sparked Numbuh Three. "What if we get a Necromancer, so we can't ... you know." "Of course, Numbuh Three." "Hey," "What?" "My name is Kuki." "Alright, Kuki, let's find us a necromancer." So we went closer to this ... "Wizard City." There was a LOT of people there. So I stealth consumed one. It was too graphic to explain it, so I'll explain it. In a safe way. BONK BONK, BOINK BONK. Everyone thought U was summoning something. Silly people. So I went in the suspiciously awesome house with a court. There was a guy there. He said " HELLOOOO. MY NAMEE IS PROFESSOOOR AMBROSSSSE." "We need a Necromancer. ANY Necromancer." I said. "OUUUUUR BEESSST NECROOOMANCERRR ISSS INNN CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA," He said with a dumbing-down accent. I turned him around, and a dagger was in his back. A Chronodagger, too. Yeesh. So we kept going to the worlds, looking for this ... Celestia. We interrogated every person who looks like a main character. This guy walks up to me and says "I bet I can take you down in Pvp." I say okay, having no idea what it was. So I told the rest of the crew, who adapted to the culture by purchased goods from a Olivia Willowwhisper. She's probably a drug addict. Anyway, I ... teleported? to this guy in a "Unicorn Way". I was sucked into a satanic ritual looking thing, when I saw a bunch of cards. One of them said "Black Hole". I picked it because it sounded promising. It summoned a black. hole. And swallowed the other player whole. I like that card. A lot. So ... Maddahk called me on a watchcom to say that she found Celestia. I ... Teleported to her. She put a radar out for someone that she heard in the crowd. A ... William Darkbane. So she put in that name. Apparently, he was at somewhere called "The Crown Of Fire". So ... Maddahk hacked the friend teleportation beam. The next time that Darkbane would teleport, he teleports to the Oubliette. So we went back to the Oubliette. While we were there, I reached into my pocket and found a STAFF. I guess I learned Pocket Dimensions. Hmmm ... I wonder ... Hey look! Darkbane! GET HIM! I tranq'd him first. I figure he'd be pretty good.- Willzahk

So, there's this guy, named Darkbane, he just came on the ship. And ... well, I think he's pretty cute!- Kuki

Vidlog 5: An Unnecessary Complication

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Ever since we got back from the Himalayas, something ... weird is happening with Kuki. She was decommissioned yesterday, which I found weird, because she was 10 YEARS OLD. Why, when I was at School today, REALLY weird things started to happen. Some guy in a varsity jacket and a girl with purple hair walked up to the school. The Girl with purple hair turned into this ... bug. Except the bug had, like, two legs and giant, purple eyes. The guy in the Varsity Jacket... well... I don't know what to say. His arm morphed into a sick looking blade, and his other arm turned into a large, sharp claw. They began tearing into the school. The bug found me first. She-was it a she?- looked for something. The Teenager with the Varsity Jacket ran in and took away whatever it was that they were looking for. When they were done, it looked like they both... burst into flame? Only then I realized what they took. They took Numbuh Four.-Nigel

Vidlog 4: Into Malachor

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After Sylux told me that he knew someone who can teach me Telekinesis, he told me that Telekinesis is a sign. He told me to change multiverses to the Star Wars universe. How he knew about other universes before I caught him in Alimbic Space, I don't know. So, back on topic. We went to the Star Wars Universe and got a nasty surprise. Apparently, every single planet was destroyed by a race called the "Yuutzan Vong". So, naturally, the rest of the Crew and me used a time engine to go back in time when there was, in fact, our target. On a dead planet. Crap. So, of course, I had to go after her. However, the planet was essentially a lightning storm of a planet. With occasional giant mountains. And INTENSE gravity. So, of course, I figured out who could take the conditions of this planet named Malachor V. Who, you may ask? Me and Maddahk. Duh. Surely you didn't forget that we can CONTROL WHAT WE TURN INTO. Speaking of that, I think that this is a perfect time to further explain this power. as I said, I can control my own molecular structure. I can self-replicate myself, change my skin to different minerals, and control separated parts of said body. Anyway, back to the mission. So, now, me and Maddahk are on the outer layer of Malachor. But then ... something unthinkable happens. I get STRUCK by LIGHTNING. Now, I know what you're thinking. I really do. "What? Aw, he died. Now back to my games." WRONG. I survived. I then discovered that I had the power of Electrokinesis. Sweet. I can throw lightning at people. Seems straightforward.
~20 Minutes Later~
Wow. That took longer than expected. At least I got to fight people with Energy Swords, big beasties, and one ugly corpse. After we fought Mr. Tough Corpse, and I shot him full of Lightning, he finally told us to talk to Traya, who we guess is our target. Apparently, she was in a trippy room talking about some Jedi Exile. This is how the conversation went.
"Who are you?"
"I am Kreia, Master of Betrayal, and Teacher of Jedi."
"I am Willzahk, the ...um... Shogan of sorrows and Deliverer of Darkness."
"Where have I heard that before?"
"*cough* samurai jack *cough*"
"Why are you here?"
"We need help."
"Help? I'm the Master of Betrayal. What could you possibly need my help for?"
"I need a teacher to help me learn how to use Telekinesis and Lightning."
"Well, if you can destroy the Jedi Exile without killing me, and sever our force bond before she dies, I will join your party."
This, of course, was an impossible statement. I had absolutely no idea on how to sever a "force bond". But, I DID know how to keep someone alive. And so, little miss Jedi Exile entered the Trayus Core, ranting about how she'll never get any experience because I threw all of the little assassins into a black hole. But then, I had this great Idea. What if, I teleported her into a flux nexus, where they have the same five seconds OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
~5 minutes later~
Well, Kreia was stunned. I did her impossible task, and she had to follow her promise. She agreed to join our crew. Excellent. -Willzahk

When Willzahk got back from Malachor, he said he wanted to talk to me. Apparently he was sick of Numbuh Three being all mopey about being separated from Numbuh Four. So, he told me to assassinate him and erase him from time using a new weapon that Dexter made. He told me he'd give me 10 trillion sporebucks, which were supposed to be ten times as much as our normal currency. I would be rich. I had a cloaking device, and a Multiverse Crossing EON prototype. I left first thing after everyone was asleep. I left a note on the Cockpit's coordinate targeter that said I would be gone looking for supplies. Of course, Willzahk knew that that wasn't the case.- Sylux

Vidlog 3: Lab Monkeys

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I had an idea. Yes, it's a shocker. Me and the rest of the crew are going on a field trip to ... Planet Fusionfall. I need the nanotechnology and samples of this "Fusion Matter". So I asked Numbuh Three about it. She was weeping. I asked her what's wrong. What? You ask a (looks) 10 (but isn't, about 13) year old girl what's wrong. OH YEAH. THAT'S WRONG. "Well, *sniffles* I might have everything I ever wanted*sniffles*, but, where's Numbuh Four?" I had a surprised look on my face, and I was almost tempted to cry. But I don't cry. I release a controlled burst of oxygen out of my air tank on my back. Enchixenoreans have inorganic parts that helped stabilize the gravity of Enchixenorea. For instance, an air tank that's connected to lungs that runs on Neutrinos. And not the metroid kind, either. The beams of the Enchi Quasar were powerful enough to power all of the citizens of the planet at one time. So, Numbuh Three is depressed. So I had another idea. How about me and the crew go to Paris? Seems like a good idea. When we got there, Maddahk said something very strange. "Date. Now." So I went on a date. Super-de-duper. That wasn't sarcasm! Those were actual words. It was nice. I made Sylux accompany Numbuh Three. I thought that a Japanese girl with a oversized sweatshirt and a bounty hunter in bright blue armor might be a little ... how do you say it... Oh yeah. OBVIOUS. So I gave them some impersonator badges. Samus said that she wanted to put something in the EONs. She didn't tell me what it was though ... ANYWAY. Back to my date. It was flipping fantastic. Sylux said that Numbuh Three bought a boatload of Popcorn. Thank Lord Oroboros that Psychic Paper exists. She probably ate it for grief. I wonder ... No. Bad Willzahk. No buying an orange hoodie just to tick her off. Samus cut off my thinking short when we all got a call on our EONs. She had something VERY important to tell us. We all beamed up, obviously. Numbuh Three also got her popcorn to go. Heh. Anyway, I asked Samus what was the deal about. She told us to meet up in the Meeting Room. How I did not have knowledge of the Meeting Room, I do not know. Apparently there was, like, 72 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. When I finally got down to the Meeting Room, Sylux and Numbuh Three both took the elevator. She said that she intercepted a transmission to the Fusionfall planet. "Prep the Engines," I distressed, "prep them NOW!. We're going call hunting." I heard the familiar *whoooooooooooooooooooooo-BOOOOOOOOM* of the engines blasting us through the Universes. We stopped at the Origins of the signal. There was the planet. But there was an anomaly near us. Apparently there was some sort of PLANET that was near us. A planet ... Fusion? It's apparently the exactly same diameter of Earth, except the ground looks radioactive and acidic. My two worst hated properties. Apparently, someone got some dirt on Planet ... Fusion which made it copy Earth. Interrrresting. So we went to some place called "Mount Blackhead". Numbuh Three and Numbuh FOUR were there. OHHHHHHH CRAAAAAAAAAAP. So OUR Numbuh Three starts hugging THEIR Numbuh Four, which confuses the HELL out of THEIR Numbuh Three. Speaking of which, *drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*. Maddahk saw me drooling, and gave me a bad look. Aww. Anyway, I then promised Numbuh Three that I would give some item of Numbuh Four's to her. She said "Th-thank you. I-I cannot repay you." So I used Samus' Multiverse EON crosser app. Yes. It is an app. (Multiverse Crossing? There's an app for that.) So I went to the original Cartoon Network universe and went to the KND Earth. I teleported myself to Numbuh Four's house. Wow. It's next to a Nuclear Reactor. SOOOOO TEMPTED. But I had a mission. I teleported further into his house. Apparently he likes the color orange A LOT. And ... HELLO. A crude picture of Numbuh Three with hearts. Hmm. Not good enough. HELLO. A picture that says 3/4 forever. Hmmmm. This seems valuable. A little more ... SCORE! A photo with ... Sector V's CLOTHES BLOWN OFF. BLACK-TO-THE-MAIL! So I crossed back to Numbuh Three and gave her the first photo. I'll save the second one for later. "Let's go to the Ship", I proposed. We all beamed up from Mount Blackhead. "I have an Idea", Maddahk said. "Lets get Dexter to be the inventor of this ... expedition." We all agreed. Yes. So we went to the Cartoon Network Universe, then to Dexter's Planet. We used a VERY stealthy approach. I went to his house, while invisible, (I learned this power while I was snooping around Numbuh Four's house) and knocked him out with the Forget-me-stick. I brain-hacked him with the same thoughts as Numbuh Three so he knows us. Now, time to go eat. I'm starving.

While Willzahk and I went to the Food Court, he dropped a burger. I know, I know. Lol. But, before it hit the ground, it levitated for a couple seconds. I think that Willzahk just learned Telekinesis. Ummm kewl. And then Sylux ran up to us and said something about a "Perfect person for this." Weird.