Vidlog 6: Celestial Fata

Willzahk-Maddahk-Numbuh Three-Dexter-Kreia

So ... mmmm ... I've been training with Kreia for a while now. Kreia is a TOUGH TEACHER! First, she told me to lift up a 50 pound desk. I told her that it was impossible (who wouldn't?) She pulled back her sleeves to reveal that she didn't have any hands. Yeesh. Now I feel bad. She then lifted up the desk, slammed it against the ceiling, and then wrote "NO" on the desk with indentations. Okay, maybe it wasn't that hard. I tried, but failed. It fell. She told me to try again. I eventually did it after she fell asleep waiting for me to do it. Maddahk rushed in the practice room I was in, shutting off the holoprojectors. A practice room looks like a regular, cubic room with no wallpaper, ceiling paint, or carpeting. But, when you enter it, it turns into a pure black room with a color changing LCD grid. Then the holograms begin showing up. Anyway, Maddahk said that she had something to say. "What is it?" I asked. "You'll see later. Dexter has something to show you." So I went down to the Science Lab. Everything in the lab is controlled by a cerebral headset, created by Maddahk. Since my people were originally technologically advanced, I figured it wasn't that hard. The only race that are smarter than us are The Grox. Now, THEY have a history. The first mechanimal in the entire Multiverse set! Been around since the Creator can remember. Grox colonists first came to Enchixenorea in waves, destroying all that came on their eyesets. They forced us to assimilate to their culture, which is why I can speak Grox and assemble a Grox ship. We also have mechanical parts, which is why the Grox love us and the rest of the Galaxy hates us. The machine on our back is the most important of the rest of the parts. Among the functions are an Multiversal Translator. For instance, if I turn it off... *HGRAA* *beeping* *Ees? Siht si thaw seppah fi I nrut ti ffo. Won kcab no ... See? Told ya so. Anyway, so Maddahk just told me about something Dexter made. Dexter apparently made a ... what is that?That's ... interesting. A bionic exo-suit that connects with anyone, ready to transform at any command. Hmm. I heard the Klaxxons blaring. Dexter, Maddahk, and I went up to the cockpit. Apparently, Sylux found an interuniversal portal. What else could we do but go in it? So we went in it. Of course we could go back out. So, we got in the portal. Apparently, we found a pocket Galaxy. But, instead of an Ultramassive Black Hole, there was a REALLY, REALLY big Crystal. I went to one of the worlds. It was called something like, Wizard City. It was supposed to be a planet, but it was just land with a bubble around it. "Hey", sparked Numbuh Three. "What if we get a Necromancer, so we can't ... you know." "Of course, Numbuh Three." "Hey," "What?" "My name is Kuki." "Alright, Kuki, let's find us a necromancer." So we went closer to this ... "Wizard City." There was a LOT of people there. So I stealth consumed one. It was too graphic to explain it, so I'll explain it. In a safe way. BONK BONK, BOINK BONK. Everyone thought U was summoning something. Silly people. So I went in the suspiciously awesome house with a court. There was a guy there. He said " HELLOOOO. MY NAMEE IS PROFESSOOOR AMBROSSSSE." "We need a Necromancer. ANY Necromancer." I said. "OUUUUUR BEESSST NECROOOMANCERRR ISSS INNN CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA," He said with a dumbing-down accent. I turned him around, and a dagger was in his back. A Chronodagger, too. Yeesh. So we kept going to the worlds, looking for this ... Celestia. We interrogated every person who looks like a main character. This guy walks up to me and says "I bet I can take you down in Pvp." I say okay, having no idea what it was. So I told the rest of the crew, who adapted to the culture by purchased goods from a Olivia Willowwhisper. She's probably a drug addict. Anyway, I ... teleported? to this guy in a "Unicorn Way". I was sucked into a satanic ritual looking thing, when I saw a bunch of cards. One of them said "Black Hole". I picked it because it sounded promising. It summoned a black. hole. And swallowed the other player whole. I like that card. A lot. So ... Maddahk called me on a watchcom to say that she found Celestia. I ... Teleported to her. She put a radar out for someone that she heard in the crowd. A ... William Darkbane. So she put in that name. Apparently, he was at somewhere called "The Crown Of Fire". So ... Maddahk hacked the friend teleportation beam. The next time that Darkbane would teleport, he teleports to the Oubliette. So we went back to the Oubliette. While we were there, I reached into my pocket and found a STAFF. I guess I learned Pocket Dimensions. Hmmm ... I wonder ... Hey look! Darkbane! GET HIM! I tranq'd him first. I figure he'd be pretty good.- Willzahk

So, there's this guy, named Darkbane, he just came on the ship. And ... well, I think he's pretty cute!- Kuki

Vidlog 5: An Unnecessary Complication

Meanwhile...
Nigel-Hoagie-Kuki Clone-Wally-Abigail

Ever since we got back from the Himalayas, something ... weird is happening with Kuki. She was decommissioned yesterday, which I found weird, because she was 10 YEARS OLD. Why, when I was at School today, REALLY weird things started to happen. Some guy in a varsity jacket and a girl with purple hair walked up to the school. The Girl with purple hair turned into this ... bug. Except the bug had, like, two legs and giant, purple eyes. The guy in the Varsity Jacket... well... I don't know what to say. His arm morphed into a sick looking blade, and his other arm turned into a large, sharp claw. They began tearing into the school. The bug found me first. She-was it a she?- looked for something. The Teenager with the Varsity Jacket ran in and took away whatever it was that they were looking for. When they were done, it looked like they both... burst into flame? Only then I realized what they took. They took Numbuh Four.-Nigel

Vidlog 4: Into Malachor

Willzahk- Maddahk- Samus- Sylux- Numbuh Three- Dexter

After Sylux told me that he knew someone who can teach me Telekinesis, he told me that Telekinesis is a sign. He told me to change multiverses to the Star Wars universe. How he knew about other universes before I caught him in Alimbic Space, I don't know. So, back on topic. We went to the Star Wars Universe and got a nasty surprise. Apparently, every single planet was destroyed by a race called the "Yuutzan Vong". So, naturally, the rest of the Crew and me used a time engine to go back in time when there was, in fact, our target. On a dead planet. Crap. So, of course, I had to go after her. However, the planet was essentially a lightning storm of a planet. With occasional giant mountains. And INTENSE gravity. So, of course, I figured out who could take the conditions of this planet named Malachor V. Who, you may ask? Me and Maddahk. Duh. Surely you didn't forget that we can CONTROL WHAT WE TURN INTO. Speaking of that, I think that this is a perfect time to further explain this power. as I said, I can control my own molecular structure. I can self-replicate myself, change my skin to different minerals, and control separated parts of said body. Anyway, back to the mission. So, now, me and Maddahk are on the outer layer of Malachor. But then ... something unthinkable happens. I get STRUCK by LIGHTNING. Now, I know what you're thinking. I really do. "What? Aw, he died. Now back to my games." WRONG. I survived. I then discovered that I had the power of Electrokinesis. Sweet. I can throw lightning at people. Seems straightforward.
~20 Minutes Later~
Wow. That took longer than expected. At least I got to fight people with Energy Swords, big beasties, and one ugly corpse. After we fought Mr. Tough Corpse, and I shot him full of Lightning, he finally told us to talk to Traya, who we guess is our target. Apparently, she was in a trippy room talking about some Jedi Exile. This is how the conversation went.
"Who are you?"
"I am Kreia, Master of Betrayal, and Teacher of Jedi."
"I am Willzahk, the ...um... Shogan of sorrows and Deliverer of Darkness."
"Where have I heard that before?"
"*cough* samurai jack *cough*"
"Why are you here?"
"We need help."
"Help? I'm the Master of Betrayal. What could you possibly need my help for?"
"I need a teacher to help me learn how to use Telekinesis and Lightning."
"Well, if you can destroy the Jedi Exile without killing me, and sever our force bond before she dies, I will join your party."
This, of course, was an impossible statement. I had absolutely no idea on how to sever a "force bond". But, I DID know how to keep someone alive. And so, little miss Jedi Exile entered the Trayus Core, ranting about how she'll never get any experience because I threw all of the little assassins into a black hole. But then, I had this great Idea. What if, I teleported her into a flux nexus, where they have the same five seconds OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
~5 minutes later~
Well, Kreia was stunned. I did her impossible task, and she had to follow her promise. She agreed to join our crew. Excellent. -Willzahk

When Willzahk got back from Malachor, he said he wanted to talk to me. Apparently he was sick of Numbuh Three being all mopey about being separated from Numbuh Four. So, he told me to assassinate him and erase him from time using a new weapon that Dexter made. He told me he'd give me 10 trillion sporebucks, which were supposed to be ten times as much as our normal currency. I would be rich. I had a cloaking device, and a Multiverse Crossing EON prototype. I left first thing after everyone was asleep. I left a note on the Cockpit's coordinate targeter that said I would be gone looking for supplies. Of course, Willzahk knew that that wasn't the case.- Sylux