Vidlog 3: Lab Monkeys

Willzahk-Maddahk-Sylux-Samus-Numbuh Three

I had an idea. Yes, it's a shocker. Me and the rest of the crew are going on a field trip to ... Planet Fusionfall. I need the nanotechnology and samples of this "Fusion Matter". So I asked Numbuh Three about it. She was weeping. I asked her what's wrong. What? You ask a (looks) 10 (but isn't, about 13) year old girl what's wrong. OH YEAH. THAT'S WRONG. "Well, *sniffles* I might have everything I ever wanted*sniffles*, but, where's Numbuh Four?" I had a surprised look on my face, and I was almost tempted to cry. But I don't cry. I release a controlled burst of oxygen out of my air tank on my back. Enchixenoreans have inorganic parts that helped stabilize the gravity of Enchixenorea. For instance, an air tank that's connected to lungs that runs on Neutrinos. And not the metroid kind, either. The beams of the Enchi Quasar were powerful enough to power all of the citizens of the planet at one time. So, Numbuh Three is depressed. So I had another idea. How about me and the crew go to Paris? Seems like a good idea. When we got there, Maddahk said something very strange. "Date. Now." So I went on a date. Super-de-duper. That wasn't sarcasm! Those were actual words. It was nice. I made Sylux accompany Numbuh Three. I thought that a Japanese girl with a oversized sweatshirt and a bounty hunter in bright blue armor might be a little ... how do you say it... Oh yeah. OBVIOUS. So I gave them some impersonator badges. Samus said that she wanted to put something in the EONs. She didn't tell me what it was though ... ANYWAY. Back to my date. It was flipping fantastic. Sylux said that Numbuh Three bought a boatload of Popcorn. Thank Lord Oroboros that Psychic Paper exists. She probably ate it for grief. I wonder ... No. Bad Willzahk. No buying an orange hoodie just to tick her off. Samus cut off my thinking short when we all got a call on our EONs. She had something VERY important to tell us. We all beamed up, obviously. Numbuh Three also got her popcorn to go. Heh. Anyway, I asked Samus what was the deal about. She told us to meet up in the Meeting Room. How I did not have knowledge of the Meeting Room, I do not know. Apparently there was, like, 72 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. When I finally got down to the Meeting Room, Sylux and Numbuh Three both took the elevator. She said that she intercepted a transmission to the Fusionfall planet. "Prep the Engines," I distressed, "prep them NOW!. We're going call hunting." I heard the familiar *whoooooooooooooooooooooo-BOOOOOOOOM* of the engines blasting us through the Universes. We stopped at the Origins of the signal. There was the planet. But there was an anomaly near us. Apparently there was some sort of PLANET that was near us. A planet ... Fusion? It's apparently the exactly same diameter of Earth, except the ground looks radioactive and acidic. My two worst hated properties. Apparently, someone got some dirt on Planet ... Fusion which made it copy Earth. Interrrresting. So we went to some place called "Mount Blackhead". Numbuh Three and Numbuh FOUR were there. OHHHHHHH CRAAAAAAAAAAP. So OUR Numbuh Three starts hugging THEIR Numbuh Four, which confuses the HELL out of THEIR Numbuh Three. Speaking of which, *drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*. Maddahk saw me drooling, and gave me a bad look. Aww. Anyway, I then promised Numbuh Three that I would give some item of Numbuh Four's to her. She said "Th-thank you. I-I cannot repay you." So I used Samus' Multiverse EON crosser app. Yes. It is an app. (Multiverse Crossing? There's an app for that.) So I went to the original Cartoon Network universe and went to the KND Earth. I teleported myself to Numbuh Four's house. Wow. It's next to a Nuclear Reactor. SOOOOO TEMPTED. But I had a mission. I teleported further into his house. Apparently he likes the color orange A LOT. And ... HELLO. A crude picture of Numbuh Three with hearts. Hmm. Not good enough. HELLO. A picture that says 3/4 forever. Hmmmm. This seems valuable. A little more ... SCORE! A photo with ... Sector V's CLOTHES BLOWN OFF. BLACK-TO-THE-MAIL! So I crossed back to Numbuh Three and gave her the first photo. I'll save the second one for later. "Let's go to the Ship", I proposed. We all beamed up from Mount Blackhead. "I have an Idea", Maddahk said. "Lets get Dexter to be the inventor of this ... expedition." We all agreed. Yes. So we went to the Cartoon Network Universe, then to Dexter's Planet. We used a VERY stealthy approach. I went to his house, while invisible, (I learned this power while I was snooping around Numbuh Four's house) and knocked him out with the Forget-me-stick. I brain-hacked him with the same thoughts as Numbuh Three so he knows us. Now, time to go eat. I'm starving.

While Willzahk and I went to the Food Court, he dropped a burger. I know, I know. Lol. But, before it hit the ground, it levitated for a couple seconds. I think that Willzahk just learned Telekinesis. Ummm kewl. And then Sylux ran up to us and said something about a "Perfect person for this." Weird.

Vidlog 2: Three's Company

Willzahk-Maddahk-Samus-Sylux

When we learned that all of the excess multiverses were created by the invention of "Earth's" "Internet", we all knew that we were in WAY over our heads. All we knew is that Samus got hit by an asteroid, and we needed a medic. I decided to do a little research online... (by the way, I stole a computer and modem. Don't tell anyone...) and I learned that the "KND" or Kids Next Door had an advanced interplanetary drive system, celluloid mechanics, and a large amount of dairy product. (You see, you can learn a lot from the internet these days.) I found that Numbuh Three of Sector V would be sufficient. I realized that we had to do some shopping (or BORROWING) to do. So we popped into the nearest universe and got a few things ... (like a neurilyzer, a realism generator, a "my first multiverse adventure" rainbow monkey,[I know. They're scary. But we need bait.] and an Encyclopedia Of Nobility). We headed for the Cartoon Network universe, mistakenly took a planet that belonged to a show called "Samurai Jack" until something odd happened. When I saw sand, a rock in the cockpit turned to sand. When I saw crystals, it turned to crystal. When I saw a monkey... you don't wanna know. I then learned that I had the power of Transmutation. Whoop-de-freakin'-do. I already could manipulate my own genetic structure to anything and shape-shift, so it wasn't that hard to master. I figured that the Creator had some reality-bending powers that he forgot to mention. Also, did you know that all I need to do to turn into anything, I need a 360 degree view around said person. All I need. Yep. Hey! there's our planet. The Kids Next Door's scary version of Earth. Hey, there's some guy who looks like Aku! (Grandfather. Look him up.) Also, we found Sector V. I consulted Maddahk, Sylux and Samus about this. Samus said a stealthy approach, Maddahk said some said memory-erasing diplomacy might do, and Sylux wanted to burn the whole place down. Well, actually, he didn't say anything. But I think he meant it. Hmm ... Don't know who to take up. MADDAHK! Set up the Time Engine! We're doing it MY WAY. (We picked up a Time Engine during our little outing. It allows you to bend the laws of time on a spaceship. Note: NOT PORTABLE!) I froze time. You never know how SATISFYING that is unless you do it. So we packed up a Neurilyzer, some granola bars, a remote that automatically teleports us back to the ship, Two Enchixenorean DNA impersonator badges (courtesy of Moi) that allow you to change your form. We gave the two impersonator badges to Samus and Sylux, we parked the ship (CLOAKING IS MUCH NEEDED.) As we beamed down to the coordinates, I realized that we might need some disguises. A worldwide organization wouldn't really appreciate two extinct aliens, a mercenary, and a weapon master that TOTALLY needs anger counseling. We (I) made sure that his new form wouldn't let him destroy stuff. That is, without my permission. (Mind you, time is still frozen.) So we scanned some guys in the Moon Base, (I sure hope Numbuh 362 isn't important...) We apparently scanned Numbuhs 362, 86, Infinity, and 42. I took the Identity of Numbuh Infinity, Maddahk 362, Samus 86, and Sylux took the identity of the confusing 2x4 weapon nerd Numbuh 42. I told him the personality fits. ... I'm so dead. But he won't try to kill me. wanna know why? Because I can summon Black Holes. Yep. Cloudy with a chance of DEATH. Hey, we should get that guy! Anyway, back to the situation.
"Do you think I should start time again?" I said. "No, no, not until after we're inside Sector V's treehouse." And so we went inside the Tree House. Turns out it was all at night. Well, an extended night. About ... um ... Earth Time, Central, 7:50. They were all up, the idiots. So we decided to pay a little visit to the FREAKOUT doctor. We resumed time, right when we heard this bald guy with sunglasses start saying something about "now, we're gonna destroy the Teen's coffee farm. Are you ready, Team?" The fat guy said "YEAH!" second, which, I would suspect, is Numbuh Two. The third person is a girl in an oversized sweater, which I would guess is Numbuh Three, our target. "READY!" she said. A short, blonde guy said "YEAH! LETS DO IT!". After which, the black person said "Alright, but Numbuh Five needs my coffee." I just photographed the memory of their faces when we burst in saying, "Yeah, maybe, but we have business here." The Fat guy apparently tried to talk to Sylux, but I was too busy stifling my laughter to care. The Sector was all bowing to Maddahk for some reason, OH RIGHT! She took the form of the SUPREME LEADER OF THE KND! What I didn't know is that the Bald Guy had some unresolved business with me, being Numbuh Infinity and all. I am apparently the leader of the Teen division of the Kids Next Door. Which is ironic, since I'm like, 113 years old. I just look like a ... um... teen? Anyway, Samus had this great idea of saying a Bonus Mission would do us some good. And so, we said that we would accompany them on a bonus mission. I used the EON to look up a map of KND Earth. I plan to send them to the Himalayas, then bait Numbuh Three with an unreleased Rainbow Monkey. I never realized how clever that plan was. When we actually went with them, I saw a black thing on the wing. It had, like, FLAMING EYEBROWS. I stared down Sylux, giving the impression that he lit the poor creature's eyebrows on fire. But, Ah!, It's gone. I must be seeing things. Anyway, within the hour, we were at our drop point. I told them that some pyro was in the Himalayas, trying to cause Global Warming. We might have some problems... nahhh. So as soon as we got to the "Factory", we revealed ourselves. I made the Rainbow Monkey a hostage. (Also, never know how satisfying that is!) Also, when I told them that I saw something on the Wing, they guessed Father. But then I told them that it had flaming eyebrows. The blonde kid might pose a problem. As soon as they caught on, I said: "So how long did you take to figure it out?" The bald guy said "Right when you thought of a plan in under an hour. Also, SCAMPERS aren't that fast." And so, I told them that their house was on fire. It wasn't. Was it? SYLUX! Numbuh Three was the last one to get on the Scamper. We all hitched a ride by turning into a wrench, a bolt, a protractor, and a lighter. You can always tell that we're shapeshifters because our reflection always shows. Be it reflecting pool, mirror, reflective crystal, you name it. So I sent myself back to the ship and transmutated everything in a room on the arc. I transmutated everything in that room to ... eugh, Rainbow Monkeys. UNRELEASED Rainbow Monkeys. I went to Sector V in a matter of seconds, using the Arena Teleporter. When I hooked up a teleporter in the eyes of the Rainbow Monkey, (One way, thank the Lords.) I planted the Rainbow Monkey in Numbuh Three's room. I contacted the rest of the Crew to tell them that the Spider is in the Web. They went back to the ship to watch the fireworks. And, voila, as soon as soon as Numbuh Three went to go ... play in her room, she teleported back here. I knew that we would have to do something really stupid. And so, we did. We neurilyzed her. Well, not her entire memory. We just brain-hacked her into thinking that she knew us and any other person who walks on the Oubliette. I showed her where her room was, and she flipped the -bleep- out. A splinter of the quotes: "OOH! YOU HAVE MY FIRST INTERSTELLAR PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY! *SCREECH*" She fainted. Well! That takes care of us knocking her out. And so, we put her in the Realism generator. Wait a second, how long has KND been running? SIX YEARS? That means, an undecommissioned operative running around at SIXTEEN? Well, we're gonna be bending the laws of time and space anyway, so some age might be lost. Oh! I almost forgot to clone her! - Willzahk

When we sent down the Kuki Clone, we knew that our work would be almost done. We would have to put Kuki in bed, get Willzahk to make US some rooms, some advanced weaponry that needs testing, and the next crew member. I knew that, if we were going to get any more people that were originally cartoons, we would need to repair that realism generator. Also, the Game of Fusionfall? How will THAT come into play? Hmm. I'm thinking of an EARLY RELATIONSHIP PRESENT! Hmm. Hey, wait a second ... I was next to Willzahk, so when the Creator exploded, I should have gotten a power too. Oh Lords, DO NOT be nuclear flatulence. Uranium makes our skin peel. Yeesh.- Maddahk

Vidlog 1: Chapter One-The Black Hole

Willzahk-Maddahk

When I was sucked into the black hole, I found something rather odd. I was not dead, but slightly stronger than before. "HOW ARE WE ALIVE!!!???" I screamed. Maddahk said quickly, "Well, according to the Electrino theory, opposites attract, and-" "GET TO THE POINT! Sorry." "Well, the point is WE CAN SURVIVE SPAGHETTIFICATION AND THE VACUUM OF SPACE!" "Okay, that's an interesting little fact." "Also, according to this theory, our Molecular Structure has the ability to change ... so black holes force this change in a different UNIVERSE. " "Okay, I REALLY didn't pay attention in Particle Physics class then." "According to my calculations, the black hole's vortex is ending ... NOW!" "OW!" Maddahk and I said after crashing into a planet, somewhere near the inner ring." "*Sniffs* I sense that we are actually in the Alimbic Cluster, which will make our chances for survival even HIGHER." "Watch yourself, this place has 11 bounty hunters around , and they're usually in a bad mood." Right as I said that, a blue and an orange fighter appeared out of a spacial jump. "CRAP!" I screamed, not knowing that two disintegration fields would appear around the fighters, disintegrating the orange ship and disabling the weapons of the blue. "Uhhh... Willzahk? You probably want to see this." Maddahk says. "What do I need to- awesome." "HI, HELLO, WE NEED A RIDE TO A TRANSDIMENSIONAL SHIP!" The Blue hunter yells "THE OUBLIETTE IS OVER THERE!" And I saw it. The most awesome capital I have ever seen since the Eclipse, I teleported over in the ship bay and just wished that this ship would be hospitable. And, now, it is essentially a Floating Hilton. With lasers. And so, when It was finished, I teleported Maddahk, the Orange Hunter, and the Blue hunter aboard. I learned that the Orange Hunter was named Samus, and the Blue hunter Sylux. I welcomed them aboard, and pledged to find out the destruction of Enchixenorea.- Willzahk

I really, really hate guys that are shrouded in mystery. I tried flirting with Sylux, but apparently he has no emotion. He is either a robot, or a killer robot sent from the future. Please lords, don't be the second one. I do not want to have the savior as a kid. Think of the responsibility! - Maddahk

Vidlog 0: Prologue-The Beginning

The proud planet of Enchixenorea was waiting anxiously for yet another supernova of a dying planet. The Creator's Satellite orbiting nicely, while everything was running smoothly. Everything was happy until ... IT happened. Thousands of citizens screamed as the Xenor Black Hole engulfed a moon. Tides across Enchixenorea flashed and splashed as the President was evacuating New Hope City. Then, suddenly as the moon was engulfed, a giant tsunami swung up and took the Creator's Pod out of orbit. This, of course, cause the Andreic Sea to dry up, but the Creator was knocked down. Two people on the planet decided to escape before the Xenor Black Hole devoured the Enchi Quasar- Willzahk and Maddahk. while they where running to the Evacuation Bay, a large, black orb was shot into the ceiling. It cracked open, causing a small, shriveled, and fancy-looking Enchixenorean to pop out. His name was the Creator. the Creator was worshiped as the God of Enchixenorea, but, because of his stature and physical appearance, maybe it was time to change religious views. The Creator said, with his dying voice "Here are my powers ... use them well..." Then, his body exploded in a flash of black lightning, while the body of Willzahk levitated into the air. He then floated back to the ground, unaware of his new divine powers. He said "Let's get out of here, before we all go to some other, retarded dimension." Smiling with a grin, Maddahk said: "WAY ahead of you." What seemed like seconds, Maddahk flew to one of the escape pods and fired up the Shields. Willzahk entered swiftly. They escaped New Hope City with seconds to spare. But it was too late... They were already being sucked into the Xenor Black Hole. "If we are eternally damned, I just want to know...", Willzahk said with a strain, "that the Passcode to my Room was 1337." "WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT?!", screamed Maddahk. "Just Because", Willzahk calmly states. "Oh", Maddahk says, "Because there was something I wanted to tell you, too.""What's that?", Willzahk asks. "I love yo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" as the Pod was devoured by the black hole.