Chapter 14: Let Diplomacy Commence

    "So ... you're telling me that you're from a different universe, and even a different planet?" Celestia asked. I responded nonchalantly "Yes. Yes I am." You know, the strange part was that to me, they all looked equine. "Anyway, I have sent my drones to generate advanced sciences in the embassy." "Pardon my asking, but what exactly are some examples of your advanced science?" I explained patiently, "Some of our sciences are essentially using magic without the use of a horn. One device enables the telekinetic abilities of suspending liquids and solids in midair to refrain from the use of gravity. Also, the worker drones are included." Princess Celestia asked to be left alone for time to think. I obeyed, as being a guest. I walked out of the ornate throne room and past the large steel doors. The doors closed with a loud clank. I heard voices inside the room. "I asked to be alone, so can you please leave?" "Of course Princess. We are happy to serve." Two of the royal guard walked out of the room loyally. I asked them one question, which were six words I was dying to use. I asked them "Don't you think she looks tired?" They responded with a blank stare into space. Wow. The doors gently opened. "I have decided. We will open diplomatic relations with you and the rest of your acquaintances. However, we are out of space in Canterlot, and you do not have apparent wings, so Cloudsdale is scratched off. Manehatten was destroyed by a giant friendship monster, and Fillydelphia was devoured by a parasprite swarm. So that only leaves... Ponyville. If you can glide, you can descend from the coast.
*Five Minutes Later...*
     "So, you're telling me this is safe?" I asked after putting on flight goggles and adopting a gliding suit. The pegasus instructor explained that this, jumping off of a shipdock to reach the town below and the cartoon physics would take care of the leftover inertia problem. I explained that I could've just used the long fall boots I created on the trip here, but nooooooo. The instructor jumped off the dock while yelling geronimo and asking to be followed. I yelled allons-y, and activated my own gliding system. Two electrified hologram wings burst out of the skeleton of the vent of my Pak. Feeling the adrenaline hit my system while I was falling, I changed apps on my EON to the portal gun I also installed on my way here. I disengaged my pak for a freefall. A discouraging scream from the instructor insued. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled. "Terminal Velocity!" I yelled. As I quickly approached the ground, I shot an orange portal at the ground and shot a blue portal about five feet from the orange one. I fell through the orange portal and flew out the blue one, leaving a gray streak across the sky. I passed through Cloudsdale like it was butter and I was the knife. While I was flying, I heard a huge noise, probably me breaking the sound barrier. About 2 seconds later, I heard another huge noise. It couldn't have been me, since I just broke the barrier. I then reengaged my gliding Pak to restabilize balance and flight control. I saw, on my right... a female pegasi with a rainbow mane. She asked me what my name was. I said it was Willzahk Crowley. She said hers was Rainbow Dash. I asked if there was any surname or anything. She looked at me like I had horns on my face. Which I do. I should really camouflage myself more. She invited me to an introduction to acquaint me with the rest of her friends. I accepted, realizing I should have a nicer morality. "Rainbow, I would advise you to hang on to something, because this is about to get verrry sloowww. I activated my temporal field, which slows down time and halts inertia. So, now, we're moving at a very slow pace in the middle of the sky. I teleported both of us to the ground, which stunned Rainbow Dash. "Wait a minute ... you're not from around here, are you? You don't have a cutie mark, don't have a horn, and you can use magic!" "Well, technically, I operated my Encyclopedia Of Nobility to fire a Temporal Anomaly Field to halt our inertia so I could carry a successful teleportation to the ground, but magic works too." "Alright, sorry I asked. Also, you'll have fun talking with Twilight." "Great, I'm looking forward to it." I sent a labor drone to teleport me to the embassy, which was out on the outskirts of town. I rematerialized in a very cushy room, with a bunch of coffee tables, beanbags, and a huge library. I figured that it would be nice enough to stay in for the day. I then heard a doorbell. When I opened the door, I saw a gray pegasus with blonde hair and derp eyes holding letters in her mouth. She spat out six letters of different colors and said "here ya go." She then flew away, doing corkscrews. I picked up the letters, went back inside, took out the papers, and began reading them simultaneously by using telekinesis. One paper was purple paper, from a library, and was signed Twilight Sparkle. One paper was orange, contained an apple pie recipe, and was signed from Applejack (Which was also conveniently the name of an alcoholic beverage, which I knew I wanted). One paper was bluish white, contained a blueprint for a very stylish dress, which I knew Maddahk would like, and was signed from a Rarity (that's literally her name). Another was teal, contained aerial stunt schematics, and was signed from Rainbow Dash (There was also a P.S., You know me from earlier). There was a loud pink paper that had a huge text body, a couple balloons, a cupcake, and was signed from Pinkie Pie (Full name: Pinkimena Diane Pie). There was one last letter to read. It was a quiet yellow paper, politely punctuated, and contained rabbit droppings. Classy. I ordered the paper to be deoxidized, and the paper was signed from a Fluttershy. I then turned to the beanbag chair, and began working on my universe report. The doorbell rang for a second time. I was extremely confused. The Derp pegasus was there and gave me two more letters. "Wow, you're really popular, aren't you?" The derp pegasus asked me. "I don't know, I just got here." I returned to the coffee table to open the letter. It was a deep black. It was signed in a white, a dark gray, a red, and a pale green signatures. The letter was signed from four pegasus unicorns that apparently decided to become Celestia's elite guard. They asked me to bring them up in a diplomatic conversation. The other letter was signed Quaternarius and was holding schematics to the embassy and sentry blueprints! What the heck! What a day.
~Meanwhile~
    Fires everywhere! This is getting ridiculous! The blitz came from out of nowhere! We had no chance! If only Willzahk was here, they would back off in a second! Aaunehk dashed to the control panel to restabilize the gravity, but all hell broke loose began he had a chance to get there! The bombs in the cargo bay! They began going off! Our engine and energy systems were being blown out our ears! A huge hole appeared in the side of the ship! I saw it, and my systems began shutting down in fear! The devil himself! and ... other people. They began the invasion of the oubliette, while I began the Mass Shadow Generator that Willzahk installed on me. Aaunehk, however, had a plan. He called the Devil and said... "You can kiss my nonexistant ASS!" He materialized a baton, shot five tentacles of water out of it, activated a crown of energy, and began humming a song. This somehow caused him to grow about five feet taller, began purple, and had two extremely aggressive tentacles with mouths on them. He shot a huge amount of lightning at the devil, but the devil burned him in an inferno. The last thing that Aaunehk did before he completely evaporated was teleport all of us to the other ship, which was surprisingly undamaged, and remotely activate the Mass Shadow Generator on the Oubliette. In fact, the only way I'm talking to you right now is- HOLY FISH CRACKERS, WILZYX KILLED MADDAHK! WILZYX WAS ON THE BAD GUY'S SIDE ALL ALONG? WE ARE ALL F***ED! Anyway, the only way I'm talking with you is the fact that Dexter condensed me into a personality core before I self-destructed. Things I learned today: Life is a total B****. - AEGIS

Chapter 13: Science is Magic

"How goes the new tests with the AI we installed this morning?" I asked while strolling down the opal hallway. The calm, feminine, metallic voice responded, "The surveys returned with a collective result: success. However, a large buildup of mental activity has arrived at the FiM universe. The lifeforms there are ... interesting." The AI responded. "Wait a minute ... hasn't Dexter named you yet? Isn't he back from vacation?" I asked. "The form of life you called 'Dexter' has given me a name of recognition. I am the Artificial Enlightenment Grid of Inquisition and Security, also known as AEGIS." "Wow. Didn't expect him to come up with a snazzier acronym, if I do say so myself." "He was assisted by the scientists over at Aperture Science. Also, Aperture Science has decided to give us two copies of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and blueprints for the long fall boots. They were present of your knowledge of astral engineering to create a better version of the boots and standardize the use of them." "Hmm, it almost sounds like they're complimenting me!" "Actually, maybe the present fact that Dexter did not inform them of the obvious fact that you are not human." "Well, there is that", I said while slowly turning into a smile. "Going back to the Aperture Science job, they also teleported a Personality Core over here. It was a Morality Core to forestall future outbursts of violence." "I had no idea that you had a violence problem. Good thing it was ended before it came up." "Quite. Do you want immediate access to the survey team?" I requested yes. AEGIS then lowered the tile I was standing on. I solidified my stance to prevent falling over. I felt the tile create borders and then create a protective fence. The elevator-tile went down to the flight deck. I saw thirteen heavily modified Aperture Science Personality Cores that had been cannibalized into spherical drones. One was giving off sparks and fizzling. I demanded an information uplink to the malfunctioning drone. The drone's energy wings flipped open and started floating. "Command: Reboot systems and replay latest footage. Statement: Replaying..." The core gave off a large amount of sparks and backed up. The central iris glowed like an ember and then started playing the video.
It started as the core went through the portal that AEGIS created to send out the drones. It went through a multicolor tunnel and then exited it after a scene reminiscent to "Oh my God, It's full of Stars" in 2001: a Space Odyssey (Speaking of which, that movie is boring, but very lightening). After the tunnel episode, it exited to find a very ... light planet. The core crash-landed on a hill. After using repulsion jets to restabilize itself, it looked for signs of life. It saw a mountain with a city carved into it. Upon further inspection, there was also a tranquil town with a monumental apple orchard. There was also a large town made out of clouds in the sky. The current destination on the subtitles revealed that the drone was somewhere in a country called Equestria. The drone began the disguise stage of scouting. As in, it scanned the local life and camouflaged itself to match. It then managed to distinguish the form of life, type of life, universe category, and the astral location. The drone managed to distinguish a mental caste system of the people in the shadowed town. It seems that a representative from the royal kingdom of a "Canterlot" was sent to have an active testing protocol. Successful surveys recall that the technical ruler of the world was a Princess named Celestia. Whoo. Darkbane's gonna have a cow when I tell him this. Wait a minute ... all of these statues are equine. So why are the natives human? The drone looked like equine. It was never noticed. I noticed that the video started fizzling again. A hyperactive female human with a ... pink afro saw the drone and the Drone broke down. The Drone's disguise shorted out and reverted back to the first state. 3rd Person mode was enabled, and the camera fizzled. The camera regenerated in the location of a primitive lab. A female human with straight purple hair and a pink line was walking around the probe, attempting to decipher what it was. "My guess was that it was an experimental android sent by the robotics team over in Canterlot ..." "Ten coins say that you can rebuild it"... "Maybe it's a PARTY-BOT 9000!" Oh Ouroboros, just what I needed. Optimism. Still, I googled it and it had a huge fandom. Soooo EMBASSY TIME! Meanwhile, during my monologue, the Drone activated its ESS, the Emergency Spacial Shift. It teleported to the ship, half-repaired. I sent more labor drones to completely repair it. About five minutes later, Drone 13 was completely restored. I ordered it to begin making the Embassy building and having me be an ambassador there. I decided to weld an EON to the drone so I could remotely trigger the transformation and teleportation sequence. I announced to the crew that I would be taking a leave of absence for diplomatic business. I attached the EON to the drone, and we went on our way.-Willzahk
~Meanwhile...~
"Is it time to strike now?" Stinkmeaner said with a tone of arrogance. "No, you loathsome fool", responded Satan. "Give it time, for I know that our spy will do his job well." Tak responded with questioning, "Spies? Not even Irk would do such a thing. Sure, we sent strike teams and orbital bombardment for every planet that refused to repay its IOU's, but SPIES?" "I sent one spy, but the irony is that I gave him a perception filter so no one would question why he's setting charges in the engine bays. Your foolish answer was so ridiculous, MEETING ADJOURNED!" We all went our separate ways except for Thrax and I. "How about that Devil, huh?" I queried. "The imbecile won't know what hit him when we go ahead with our invasion mission. The idiot would be still over there and the ship would be blowing up with him still inside! Then we can use the ship to change the past and rewrite history!" I interrupted; "Don't you think that's a little-HURK!" Thrax's red-hot fingerblade was piercing my chest. As I hit the white-tiled floors, Thrax said with a wide grin, "Feel the heat yet, Wallabee?" And my soul was surrendered to the other side. When I found Hell, I found something intriguing. I could move around. I was worthy enough to reach the Harrowing. I ran and ran and ran for my immortal soul was in the balance, to the Obsidian gates of Christ's Harrowing. "Kyrie Eleison," I said, and the gates opened. I felt an ecstatic burst of light, and I was high in the clouds. I heard three people talking above me. "Lucy's still at it ... What say we blurt it out?... Oh! a redeemed soul!" All of their eyes shifted towards me. They descended from their heavenly clouds to say, "Hello Wallabee Beatles. We have been expecting you. Now, as you may see, you were betrayed by a fellow teammate, so therefore you were a victim of the Sin of Treachery. However, being the notoriously handsome fellows we are, will be sending you to another place for a temporary period. You will be sent to the World of Friendship is Magic. Yes, I know that sounds stupid, but in a short period of time, an extremely important guest will be arriving at Ponyville for an Embassy test. If the test is successful, than we will let you go frolic in the eternal fields of Paradise. If you fail, and you let the assassination attempts, and there will be, succeed, you will be forced to watch your mistakes for all eternity. However, we will also be granting you temporary immortality to weapons, so you cannot be killed as long as you are down there. You will be sent back up here upon a successful mission. My hope is that you will succeed, and I'll see you on the eternal fields. I also wish to see you using your immortality to its full potential. Oh! And one more thing. You are only allowed to say these words to the protected guest: 'God is watching you.' Goodbye for now, Wally Beatles. See you again! And I blanked to unconsciousness. The next time I woke up, I was in a surprisingly campy town was new jeans, a new shirt, and some weird symbol of the number four intertwined with a cross. I knew that I had a mission, and I intended to follow it.-Wally Beatles

Vidlog 12: Non Sequitor

~Meanwhile~
     Zyruxian scouts shouted in glory, "Hark! The child is born!". Highlord Teruxius called to his soldiers, "Make way for the holiest of objects!". The red diamond burned its way through the atmosphere to the center of Zyruxian faith, the Crucible. The diamond crashed into the center of the temple. "We must give this to the Savior". The Zyruxian Shamans circled the diamond and fashioned it into a necklace. Suddenly, a noise from the top of the temple. An Irken ship landed on the intricately designed roof. The immense weight sent it crashing through to the center of the Crucible. The cockpit opened with a whirlpool of steam. "A visitor ... Hmm..." "I can't believe how unfortunately cramped it is in there! No wonder their government is height based!" Wilzyx groaned. "Now, why did a fellow Zyruxian destroy the precious ceiling of the most holy Crucible?" "Well, obviously someone who has never been here, or someone who doesn't give a damn. Oh wait, second description." "How DARE you speak so roughly to the great High Priest?" "Oh, I'm SORRY," as Wilzyx's hands burst into a light-blue flame "Did you mean me?" He moved his hands like a type of dance of death, as the ground started glowing with a light-blue aura. "Prepare ... FOR YOUR ANNIHILATION!" The ground ripped apart like a type of clay while light blue fire sprung from the cracks in the ground. Light blue fire consumed the Shamans, as they were swept into the cracks in the ground. Wilzyx picked up the necklace with the Red Diamond. "At last, my Infernal Prism is mine once more, and all who try to stop me will bow down to my wrath." Wilzyx laughed evilly. "And many false prophets shall rise, and they shall deceive many." Wilzyx's ringtone, Davy Jones, suddenly kicked on. Wilzyx especially preferred the organ solo. He gave a few curses and burst into a column of light blue fire.
~Meanwhile, aboard the Oubliette...~
    "Sh*t!" Wilzyx tried to hush himself after materializing in the middle of the bathroom. Scorch marks lit the floor. Wilzyx snapped his fingers and the scorch marks disappeared. "Note to self: Set more sleeper charges in the Crescent." The lavatory door swung open and closed with its signature *CLANG*. Wilzyx, attempting to be stealthy, disappeared in a flash of light blue. When the flash ended, he was at the end of the long hallway that led to the crescent. Wilzyx rushed to a blank spot in the pure white plated walls. He looked left, then right. He put his hand against the wall. It slid in like it was a knife. He then squeezed into the wall. "Excellent, just as I planned." He then walked quietly in the pure black hallway. The sides of the hallway were pure black. Only the frames of the sides were colored. They were tubing, which transported nutrients to the rest of the ship. Wilzyx opened the door at the end of the hallway. The door was highly decorated, and had intricate battle scenes carved into its obsidian mantle with such ornate precision. When the door opened, he was in his room. It was completely white, from as far as the eye could see, stretching out to infinity. His room was by far the largest, and yet the smallest (He used his power of intangibility to sneak in the other rooms). Only the door and him were present in the eternal room. Deciding his powers might need some work, he lit his hands on fire. He threw two fireballs into the north direction. He conjured a wall of flame to make himself in a box. He spiraled upwards, catapulting himself out of the box with a cascade of fire. He conjured two training drones. He snapped his fingers and the drones were set alight. The drones exploded. "Alright, now for the tricky lesson", Wilzyx stated. He lit his hands. A sphere of light blue energy engulfed his hands. He conjured a coffee table. "Just...a...little...more..." He sent both his hands to the direction of the table, sending two light blue tendrils of energy to lash out at the table. The tendrils wrapped around the table. He threw the table directly upwards. He retracted one of the tendrils and replaced the point with a curved blade. While the table was descending, he lashed out his blade tendril at the table. Success. The table burst into a thousand pieces of wood. "I think there's one more that I may have to practice..." Willzyx clasped his hands, still alight, together. He then pushed them forward. The space in front of him was distorted, and he felt reality fall apart at the seam. "Uh oh! Time to get out of here!" He snapped his fingers. The room was normalized, and he was back in the midnight black hallway. Another ringtone. "SH*T!" He disappeared in a burst of light. He appeared at the corner of the hallway leading to the meeting room. "Ah, Wilzyx. Glad you could join us! Everyone, this is Wilzyx. My son." Willzahk exclaimed. Several gasps and compliments. Wilzyx walked in to the meeting room and took his seat. Satisfied with his doings, he cracked a smile. "Wilzyx, is there something you would like to tell us?" Willzahk queried. "No, no, just thinking of a funny joke I saw earlier." Wilzyx responded.-The Grand Archivist

~Meanwhile...On the Ancient Starship...~
     Tak rushed in to the meeting room. "MY SHIP IS GONE!" "Are you sure?! AARGH!" I yelled in disgust. "Typical for Irken vermin! Always so short." My horns itched. "You wish I was that gracious. What I lack in beauty, I make up for in power. When my plan comes into fruition, you all shall receive your just reward." I closed my eyes, envisioned the hangar, and snapped my fingers. "A new ship is awaiting you in the hangar. But if you break it, I swear to almighty GOD, THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY!"-Satan

Vidlog 11: The Ancestor

Willzahk-Zahkios

     When we collected the infant fairy "Poof", he was a spherical levitating orb of pure magic. However, during the operation, he became ... less cute. He grew a body out of the bottom of his sphere, turning him into an oval-shaped being. He then grew legs and arms. This part is my favorite; He grew marks of Fulgis. As I probably already explained, Fulgis was the country of Storm. It was originally what you would call a "peninsula". But, as I already explained, the Zyruxian invasion began, and the Fulgisians flooded the main strip of land connecting the rest of the peninsula to the mainland. The Zyruxians did not actually conquer Fulgis, but that's another story. The overview is that, like the other beings of Enchixenorea, Fulgisians have special abilities native to their country of origin. You can tell these abilities by the shape of the horns. For instance, the Ouroborosian nation have a triangle shaped trio of horns, two by the mouth (on each side), and one of the top of the head. That means that we have the ability to control pure energy and to affect the outside appearance of anything. Both abilities are genius in wartime. The Fulgisians have the abilities to breathe underwater and manipulate electricity. I know for a fact that there is an underwater city created by the Fulgisians to avoid the Zyruxians. Now ... for the explanation of the Zyruxians. The Zyruxians were a splinter group created by a leader named Congerias. Instead of basic horn labeling, Zyruxians have the basic double-horn near the mouth, but they have a tentacle on the top of their head. The function of this is unknown. Some Ouroborosian scientists labeled the Horn-design to be a birth defect. Back to the invasion ... The Zyruxians decided to perfect their abilities over Chaos and Destruction. PowerGloves (the main weapon of Enchixenoreans) were replated with a black and red color scheme, which belongs to the Zyruxians. PowerGloves, when used by Zyruxians, can cause extreme damage to the surrounding environment. Not because of pollution or anything, but because of the probability of Chaos to ravage the surroundings. A standard issue android would have disintegrated in about .5 seconds if hit by a chaotic wave. They aimed for planetary conquest, but they failed. Painfully. Maddahk snapped me out of my mental self-explanation.
     "WHAT did you say that dream told you to do?" exclaimed Maddahk. I said that I have to find an adorable emissary of telekinesis ... or something. I talked it over with the Crew. "Adorable, huh?" "I bet that it's telekinetic" "Try the infamous universe of ... Pokemon". Several gasps erupted from the crew. "NOT THERE", "WE WILL SURELY DIE", "I heard of a man who ventured to that universe. He never returned." I finally decided to pick up my conversation about ... Pokemon. "I invite Darkbane and Zahkios to accompany me on my ... quest." And so we took our EONs journeyed to the insufferable land of ... Pokemon.
~20 MINUTES LATER~
     "That was EXHAUSTING. That was a 20 minute time period I will never regain", as I stated, while holding an electrified net. "This bag contains the ancestor of all Pokemon, Mew. However, it says its own name instead of everything else, so I'll fix the translator." We threw her in the anthromorphrosizer, which turns animalia into bipedal humanoids.
~5 Minutes Later~
     "What the F***?" yelled Mew as she stepped out of the anthromorphrosizer. "WHOA, intolerable language!" I then gave her a stern talking-to about language in the Oubliette. "Yeah, whatever, but my f***ing room better be f****ing clean by the end of the day."
     I then put my hands in my pockets. "Oh Lord Ouroboros", I groaned.-Willzahk

      As soon as I entered my room, I saw Willzahk laying down on the couch. I had a feeling he wasn't here for homework help. "No, definitely not homework help. We graduated decades ago!" he said. "How did you"-"I can read minds now. By the way, your feelings are true. I do have feelings for you." He said. "So ... I saw in your mind the idea what you plan to do. I will not stop you. I actually volunteer." "Well... alright." I said. We both modified our Paks for the final time, releasing a pill from the top of the Pak. This pill ensures that only one child will be created. We were both required to take the pill. We both took the pill. Then, I felt a sting of warmth come from the slits on the back of my head. I felt the spores leave my body and join together with Willzahk's spores. As the first spores connected, I felt an even larger burst of heat circle the spore collection. I could almost see the minuscule orb of energy that would be our descendant. I then saw the color drain from around us. This proves the country of origin. "Wait a minute ... did the contract of romance say anything about spawning in space?" Willzahk then explained "Uh oh. It did say something ... something about the interstellar exile ... that it would be incredibly improbable that future Enchixenoreans would breed in ships ... but if they did ... Ugh, this last part's hard to remember... they would become 'Children of Chaos'. Wait a minute ... Children of Chaos ... that sounds a lot like..." I interrupted, "A ZYRUXIAN!" We watched with amazement as the orb turned from Pure white to smoky gray with a red outline. I then saw tendrils of light extend from the orb. "Well, now we know it's a boy. Looks like we have one new passenger. We should tell the others." Willzahk agreed. What shall we name him? Enchixenorean romance laws do require the name of the ascendants to be somewhere in the name ... How about Wilzyx?" Willzahk suggested. "Fine, fine name. It means salvation." "Indeed it does." -Maddahk

~Meanwhile~

The Evil Ones gathered around the altar. "Now, we shall find who it is ..." Satan cracked a smile. As he drew a pentagram on the altar, a column of fire sprung forth. When the fire hit the ceiling, the fire turned dark gray with a red shade. "Wilzyx, you are the strongest link. Hello."

~Meanwhile~

"Lucifer is still at it, Father." "Yes, my son, I know." "What are you going to do about him? I was thinking along the lines of human rapture..." "No, if we did that, it would be too early. We still have to show our newest member loss." "But father, if we give him loss, what will he do? File for release?" "Please, son, reference something else, but I help you if you reference The Giver." "What will he do when he chooses to look at that future?" "He will experience Wrath. He will murder billions." "Yes, but I have experienced righteous wrath. It is not pleasant." "Wait a minute ... how are we here and HS isn't?" HS appeared. "Sorry, had to bless another 8th Grade class. Confirmation, you know." "Alright. The Trinity is back in town!" "I just have one question, when are we inviting him to hang with us?" "When he is ready." "Are we supposed to let him know about us yet?" "Sure, hopefully he won't be torn with Heresy. He does not know the full extent of his species' crimes."- The Galactic Order Department

Vidlog 10 - Magic is Might

Willzahk:A'aune

     Imagine my surprise when I saw that my Crystal Forge was used. There were no fingerprints on the casing, which is extremely strange. I use Crystal Forges for a hobby. However, the industrialization of Crystals were hallmarked by the country of Myth, Apoth. They have special braces that a person puts on their arms to manipulate minerals. Cel was accused of stealing this idea. Cel, the country of Ice, industrialized heavy freezing using stolen Crystalshaper technology. However, Cel, being the communistic society it was, used it proudly. It created a nearly impenetrable dome around the Capital city, Celsius. This was crucial to the battle of Celsius. The victors were obviously Celsiusians, but the losers were a small civilization called Zyruxia. Zyruxia was a failed attempt to create the Element of Chaos. Almost every new Ouroborosian knew the natural opposite of Balance is Chaos. Heck, even I did. But why did an Infernal Prism go to Zyruxia? I'll have to solve that question later. For now, I had a couple more people to recruit.
     "You're insane!" Darkbane stated when I proposed to recruit a magical being. "I've seen Magical Beings. Elementals are way too boring, Treants are too ... stiff, the Undead would scare the CROP out of Gee I aR, and Mythical creatures ... always had a problem with them." I resolved this fact, and I then decided to not do a very important step. "We AREN'T gonna go to Wizard101 for a Crew Member. Who would we get? Malistaire?" Darkbane shuddered. "He's dead. Assisted suicide." "Anyway, who I have in mind will take a little recon of some bars (By this, I meant drinks. You really thought the Mos Eisley Cantina was the only one? "Unfortunately, this one was where the Multiverses overlapped, so there might be a couple of people from another couple of Universes." For my expedition team, I need some people who can win a fight, get anyone involved, and the ability to win anything. Three hands went up. The hands belonged to Sylux, Darkbane, and the Doctor.
~10 Minutes later~
So, we're at this bar, the End of Line, apparently. Sylux immediately went to the bar. Darkbane and I went to the private appointments club. The hilarious part about this was I knew some of the people there. There's Invader Zim ... there's the Warner Trio ... there's Freakazoid and ... that one guy. And THERE's our target. I walked over to him, even though he was floating in midair above a barstool. I asked him "you want a drink?" "Sorry, I don't do Alcohol, screws up my liver. Puts me in an alcoholic coma until it gets out." "Ooook then." "So ... you wanna help me save the world?" "Depends. You got muffins?" "Yeah" "I'm in." "Hey, I'm wondering ... who are you, where ya from?"Willzahk ... Crowley. Ouroboros, Our, Enchixenorea." "Poof. Fairy World, Primum Mobile, Earth." "Pleasures all mine." "DARKBANE! Get your head out of the gutter. Kuki's still waiting for you." "WHAT? COMING!" I then felt a slight tingling feeling, and then Darkbane appeared next to me. DOCTOR! "What?" "WE'RE LEAVING!" He then ran fast, like he practices or something. Now for the last one. "SYLUX!" I heard several loud whispers. "Sylux-Here? Now?" "Impossible!" "Now to repay him." The bargoers got into, you guessed it, a barfight, which gave us time to escape. We then quickly teleported to the Oubliette.
~5 minutes later~
"How was it?" Maddahk queried. "Fine." I responded. "We already spliced my DNA trace with his and he turned out fine. "One thing though.", I added. "There was a red line in the wall of the Cantina. It looked like it was made out of solid disease. A chemical scan showed that the line had excessive remains of El Muerte Rojo Virus strain. If my memory is correct, and it is (I have omniscience), that virus is superior in nearly every way. We might be in trouble.-Willzahk

Meanwhile ...
"I trust that our deal will live up to our expectations, Thrax." Tak showed little to no emotion while talking to the Red Death, Thrax.
"Yes, but my Claw requires constant heating to work".
"No problem. There's Satan's Hellpit, Stinkmeaner's barbecue, my workshop..."
"Got any heated wine coolers?"
"Yeah, in the pool."
"You have a POOL?"
"It has fire."
"Ah."
"So, basic guidelines. Do not poke holes in the cockpit glass, Do not steal Wally's martini, and DO NOT drink all the alcohol! If you drink all the alcohol, all Hell will break loose! In other words, almost everyone here will KILL YOU!
"What are you, stupid? I'm a DISEASE! And a very contagious one at that!"
"Also, you might recognize some of us. Some famous people here are
1) Alex Mercer from Prototype,
2) Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks,
3) Aku from Samurai Jack,
4) Cthulhu from the Lovecraftian universe,
5) A Grox Specimen from the Spore universe,
6) Voldemort from the Harry Potter Universe,
7) Audrey 2 from the Little Shop of Horrors,
8) Numbuh Four, or Wally Beatles from the Kids Next Door universe,
9) A sample of the Venom symbiote from the Spider-man universe,
10) Yourself from Osmosis Jones, and
11) Myself from Invader Zim
12) We also are looking for an emissary of Treachery."

They stood still for about two minutes until Aku floated in. "Consider yourself graced. Satan himself said he foresaw an emissary heading towards us. Just one thing though, he said that he had to be born." 

Vidlog 9.5

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<body> Due to the new discoveries by the Tall, buff, and handsome Dexter, we will be changing the format of Vidlogs.
Vidlogs will now be presented by the first person aboard and ending with the last one aboard. For instance,
Willzahk-Aa'une. </body>
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<Security Center accessed>
 <Security Code accepted; Welcome,Wilzyx.>
  <Rooms>
   <Crew Rooms>
     <Willzahk>
      <Crystal Forge controls accessed>
        <Create: Infernal Prism>
         <Teleport to? Enchixenorea, Zyruxia>

Vidlog 9: The M'arrillian Compromise

Willzahk-Maddahk-Samus-Sylux-Kuki-Dexter-Kreia-Darkbane-Doctor-Death

     Well! I had a bad day today. While I was walking to my room from the Food Court, something in the cargo hold shook and I heard a metallic shriek that yelled "TAAAAACOOOOSSS!". I snapped my fingers and immobilized what yelled that e-e-e-evil sound. Apparently, Dexter made a house omnipotence generator, which is for allowing omnipotence in the rooms. He was mumbling throughout making the thing, ranting to himself about being away from someone named "Dee Dee". "Great, now Mandark has her..." "That stupid mandark..." "Ooh, peppermint." Hmm. Something strange also happened today. I was in the pool, and I heard something ... unusual. "Well, I CAN breathe underwater", someone said. "Nuh uh, you're lying" Someone else said. The two people kept snipping at each other until the first said "Alright, I'll prove it." He jumped underwater, which scared the living daylights out of me. I was pretty far down underwater, so I wasn't really affected. The water was pristine clear, so I saw who it was. It was ... Darkbane? What? How could Darkbane be able to breathe underwater? I swam upwards until I breached the water. The other person that was talking with Darkbane screamed. It was ... Kuki? Wow. Now I'm REALLY confused. I pushed all the water off me with Telekinesis and got Darkbane out of the pool. He was still wearing his robe and jester hat, which I found very strange.
     "We were-I mean-I-he-We were just chatting," Kuki said. Apparently, I just learned that Darkbane could breathe underwater. Now WHY does that not sound like "Just chatting"? I asked to Darkbane, "How can you breathe underwater?" He responded, "Well, it all started in Crab Alley..." I interrupted "Cut to the Chase, Darkbane." "Alright. In the Survey Camp in Celestia, back in the spiral. It was before I went into a place called the Grotto. "The Grotto"? How cheesy does he think this is? He further explained that apparently, he was zapped with some fancy machinery and poof, he can breathe underwater. He also said something about a strange rock in the Grotto. Hmm. I teleported myself an EON (mastered it) and put in the coordinates for "The Grotto". I wanna meet this rock. I used the EON to go to the Grotto. "HURRK-" I started groaning. I kind of forgot that this place was underwater. Luckily, my Pack set itself for Underwater Life. It tripled its Transmutation speed and magnetized my feet to the gravitational pull of the internal cave's tide. I asked Darkbane where this rock was on the comlink app. He told me to look near a person named Eeglis. Huh. I asked how I could find this "Eeglis". Apparently, if you say the singular letter "M", a map will show up and tell you where it is. I found that incredibly strange. So I eventually found this rock. It said something EXTREMELY creepy. It said "Open the Doors of the Deepmines". I attached a teleportation beacon to the rock and teleported back to the ship because I really didn't want to knife another eel/fish/talking crab/REALLY OLD talking crab/talking anything.
     When I went back to the hold where the stuff tagged with Teleportation beacons shows up. Apparently, someone tagged A LOT of magazines. I sent a hovercart to take the magazines to wherever their destination was. The cart was heading to Kuki's room. Ehh. So my rock showed up. Yay. I scanned it with my EON and something strange happened. It showed a picture of a black emblem of three lines curved to a spiral to a black circle. The subtitle said that it was of M'arrillian origin. Hmm. I searched it on my EON. I hooked the EON up to an Omniscience drive, so it knew everything. It apparently had directions to find M'arrillians. I told the rest of the crew that "WE HAVE A NEWBIE!"
     When we got to the universe that held our M'arrillian buddies, I had a gleeful surprise. Apparently, our buddies from the other side were protected by primitive doors and four tribes. TRIBES! I laughed for ten minutes straight. My transuniversal friends were guarded by TRIBES. Not Civilizations, TRIBES. Not Space-faring empires, TRIBES. Heh. Also, these doors were the most guarded things in this entire world. The tribal leaders showed up when I took five direct steps towards the doors. One had huge hair and green skin, one was a lizard, one was a FAAAT bug, and the last one looked like a demon from Hell. I sliced through all of them with a telekinetic blade. There was no blood, which I found surprising. Only a very large explosion of binary code. Hmm. The code swarmed towards me and entered my EON on my wrist. What? I can turn into these things? Hmm. Well, you know what they say! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! I telekinetically impaled everything that wasn't me/the crew/behind the doors. There was a MASSIVE flood of light blue numbers and I was practically drowning in binary. I could turn into anything on this planet. Ouroboros, I love this. I forced the doors open with telekinesis. Apparently, there was a great flood. I could breathe underwater, which was a good thing. I teleported the Oubliette up into orbit, which was a strain. The leader of the M'arrillians, a person named A'aune, levitated out of the doors and thanked me. But, since I killed every one of his future slaves, he was going to kill me. While he was yelling at me, one of his scales dropped off. I picked up the scale and placed it in a pocket in my Pack. He was humanlike, except made out of water from the waist up. From the waist down, there was an overabundance of scaly tentacles and a golden skirt. Since I had permission to use Righteous Wrath, I telekinetically impaled everyone inside the doors. Another flood of light blue code. When I looked down at my EON, It now had a app that was called "Chaotic Transformer". It had a five minute timer, so I don't turn into one permanently. Also, it showed bios of the thing I was going to turn into. The one called "A'aune" had three modes. There was Projection mode, Avatar mode, and Pure mode. Since my business was done here, I teleported the ship back down to the planet and boarded.
     "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED THEM ALL?" Maddahk yelled. "Sorry, but they were all so angry and quite ... unattractive." I responded. "I at least got SOMETHING worthwhile out of this trip", I said. Maddahk looked up. "What is it?" "A scale. A scale of the most fearsome creature there." "I figured we would splice it with my DNA so it doesn't flip out and kill us all." "Hmm, good idea. Take Dexter with you in the DNA lab, though. I've seen your test scores."
     In the DNA lab, there was insanity going on. There was screams and energy bolts flying all over the place inside of the glass alloyed chamber. Good news: He responded to the splice with a positive outcome. Bad news: He knows telepathy. Hmm. I might just have to brainhack this one.
~FIVE MINUTES LATER~
     WELL. SOMEBODY didn't want me to make him nice. Since he's my half-clone, I guess that makes him a biologic brother or something. Hmm. Anyway, the cloning process was a success. He has a golden metal breast and shin plate. He also has three tentacles around the head. He has the ability to shape-shift. He has a glowing three-horned crown made out of energy around his head, which I found impossible to describe. He has two large, yellow empty eyes. He is completely made out of water. He also has two golden gauntlets. He can apparently travel anywhere as long as he's connected to the plates. He has one leg tail, which levitates along with him. I'm guessing he also has a little bit of telekinesis. Under stress, he still has the three forms. He doesn't have a mouth, which was strange. During the recruiting of Death, we decided to save DNA copies in vials AND of the person in Nano form. Nano form decreases features that a normal, and makes you more ... cartoonish. It also makes your eyes rather large. It allows your nano to be used by the other members of the crew. I personally loved this feature, being the egomaniac that I am. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
     Another noise from the cargo bay. Ouroboros, what is HAPPENING in there? I decided to go there. There was the BIGGEST mess you've ever seen, with the creator of all horrors sitting there, right in front of me. It was a little green dog with black ears, legs, and arms. It was so gosh darn CUTE! I organized a meeting to propose what to do with it. Here's what happened.
     Maddahk, Samus, Darkbane, and Numbuh Three all proposed it be a pet. Death scared the crap out of it.  The doctor proposed we send it back. We all give him a dirty look. Kreia just stood there, looking cryptic as always. Dexter wanted to do tests. We definitely give him a dirty look. Sylux was sitting there playing a Gameboy... WHAT? Anyway, since the votes were recorded, this new ... puppy thing ... was named Wall-E. What I found strange, however, is that it had a metallic sounding voice and knew how to speak english. "MY NA-AME IS GIR." It said with a serious tone. I said, with the crap scared out of me, "O-o-o-o-k." This ... Gir apparently is now a technical member of the Crew of the Oubliette. Awesome.-Willzahk