Vidlog 12: Non Sequitor

~Meanwhile~
     Zyruxian scouts shouted in glory, "Hark! The child is born!". Highlord Teruxius called to his soldiers, "Make way for the holiest of objects!". The red diamond burned its way through the atmosphere to the center of Zyruxian faith, the Crucible. The diamond crashed into the center of the temple. "We must give this to the Savior". The Zyruxian Shamans circled the diamond and fashioned it into a necklace. Suddenly, a noise from the top of the temple. An Irken ship landed on the intricately designed roof. The immense weight sent it crashing through to the center of the Crucible. The cockpit opened with a whirlpool of steam. "A visitor ... Hmm..." "I can't believe how unfortunately cramped it is in there! No wonder their government is height based!" Wilzyx groaned. "Now, why did a fellow Zyruxian destroy the precious ceiling of the most holy Crucible?" "Well, obviously someone who has never been here, or someone who doesn't give a damn. Oh wait, second description." "How DARE you speak so roughly to the great High Priest?" "Oh, I'm SORRY," as Wilzyx's hands burst into a light-blue flame "Did you mean me?" He moved his hands like a type of dance of death, as the ground started glowing with a light-blue aura. "Prepare ... FOR YOUR ANNIHILATION!" The ground ripped apart like a type of clay while light blue fire sprung from the cracks in the ground. Light blue fire consumed the Shamans, as they were swept into the cracks in the ground. Wilzyx picked up the necklace with the Red Diamond. "At last, my Infernal Prism is mine once more, and all who try to stop me will bow down to my wrath." Wilzyx laughed evilly. "And many false prophets shall rise, and they shall deceive many." Wilzyx's ringtone, Davy Jones, suddenly kicked on. Wilzyx especially preferred the organ solo. He gave a few curses and burst into a column of light blue fire.
~Meanwhile, aboard the Oubliette...~
    "Sh*t!" Wilzyx tried to hush himself after materializing in the middle of the bathroom. Scorch marks lit the floor. Wilzyx snapped his fingers and the scorch marks disappeared. "Note to self: Set more sleeper charges in the Crescent." The lavatory door swung open and closed with its signature *CLANG*. Wilzyx, attempting to be stealthy, disappeared in a flash of light blue. When the flash ended, he was at the end of the long hallway that led to the crescent. Wilzyx rushed to a blank spot in the pure white plated walls. He looked left, then right. He put his hand against the wall. It slid in like it was a knife. He then squeezed into the wall. "Excellent, just as I planned." He then walked quietly in the pure black hallway. The sides of the hallway were pure black. Only the frames of the sides were colored. They were tubing, which transported nutrients to the rest of the ship. Wilzyx opened the door at the end of the hallway. The door was highly decorated, and had intricate battle scenes carved into its obsidian mantle with such ornate precision. When the door opened, he was in his room. It was completely white, from as far as the eye could see, stretching out to infinity. His room was by far the largest, and yet the smallest (He used his power of intangibility to sneak in the other rooms). Only the door and him were present in the eternal room. Deciding his powers might need some work, he lit his hands on fire. He threw two fireballs into the north direction. He conjured a wall of flame to make himself in a box. He spiraled upwards, catapulting himself out of the box with a cascade of fire. He conjured two training drones. He snapped his fingers and the drones were set alight. The drones exploded. "Alright, now for the tricky lesson", Wilzyx stated. He lit his hands. A sphere of light blue energy engulfed his hands. He conjured a coffee table. "Just...a...little...more..." He sent both his hands to the direction of the table, sending two light blue tendrils of energy to lash out at the table. The tendrils wrapped around the table. He threw the table directly upwards. He retracted one of the tendrils and replaced the point with a curved blade. While the table was descending, he lashed out his blade tendril at the table. Success. The table burst into a thousand pieces of wood. "I think there's one more that I may have to practice..." Willzyx clasped his hands, still alight, together. He then pushed them forward. The space in front of him was distorted, and he felt reality fall apart at the seam. "Uh oh! Time to get out of here!" He snapped his fingers. The room was normalized, and he was back in the midnight black hallway. Another ringtone. "SH*T!" He disappeared in a burst of light. He appeared at the corner of the hallway leading to the meeting room. "Ah, Wilzyx. Glad you could join us! Everyone, this is Wilzyx. My son." Willzahk exclaimed. Several gasps and compliments. Wilzyx walked in to the meeting room and took his seat. Satisfied with his doings, he cracked a smile. "Wilzyx, is there something you would like to tell us?" Willzahk queried. "No, no, just thinking of a funny joke I saw earlier." Wilzyx responded.-The Grand Archivist

~Meanwhile...On the Ancient Starship...~
     Tak rushed in to the meeting room. "MY SHIP IS GONE!" "Are you sure?! AARGH!" I yelled in disgust. "Typical for Irken vermin! Always so short." My horns itched. "You wish I was that gracious. What I lack in beauty, I make up for in power. When my plan comes into fruition, you all shall receive your just reward." I closed my eyes, envisioned the hangar, and snapped my fingers. "A new ship is awaiting you in the hangar. But if you break it, I swear to almighty GOD, THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY!"-Satan

Vidlog 11: The Ancestor

Willzahk-Zahkios

     When we collected the infant fairy "Poof", he was a spherical levitating orb of pure magic. However, during the operation, he became ... less cute. He grew a body out of the bottom of his sphere, turning him into an oval-shaped being. He then grew legs and arms. This part is my favorite; He grew marks of Fulgis. As I probably already explained, Fulgis was the country of Storm. It was originally what you would call a "peninsula". But, as I already explained, the Zyruxian invasion began, and the Fulgisians flooded the main strip of land connecting the rest of the peninsula to the mainland. The Zyruxians did not actually conquer Fulgis, but that's another story. The overview is that, like the other beings of Enchixenorea, Fulgisians have special abilities native to their country of origin. You can tell these abilities by the shape of the horns. For instance, the Ouroborosian nation have a triangle shaped trio of horns, two by the mouth (on each side), and one of the top of the head. That means that we have the ability to control pure energy and to affect the outside appearance of anything. Both abilities are genius in wartime. The Fulgisians have the abilities to breathe underwater and manipulate electricity. I know for a fact that there is an underwater city created by the Fulgisians to avoid the Zyruxians. Now ... for the explanation of the Zyruxians. The Zyruxians were a splinter group created by a leader named Congerias. Instead of basic horn labeling, Zyruxians have the basic double-horn near the mouth, but they have a tentacle on the top of their head. The function of this is unknown. Some Ouroborosian scientists labeled the Horn-design to be a birth defect. Back to the invasion ... The Zyruxians decided to perfect their abilities over Chaos and Destruction. PowerGloves (the main weapon of Enchixenoreans) were replated with a black and red color scheme, which belongs to the Zyruxians. PowerGloves, when used by Zyruxians, can cause extreme damage to the surrounding environment. Not because of pollution or anything, but because of the probability of Chaos to ravage the surroundings. A standard issue android would have disintegrated in about .5 seconds if hit by a chaotic wave. They aimed for planetary conquest, but they failed. Painfully. Maddahk snapped me out of my mental self-explanation.
     "WHAT did you say that dream told you to do?" exclaimed Maddahk. I said that I have to find an adorable emissary of telekinesis ... or something. I talked it over with the Crew. "Adorable, huh?" "I bet that it's telekinetic" "Try the infamous universe of ... Pokemon". Several gasps erupted from the crew. "NOT THERE", "WE WILL SURELY DIE", "I heard of a man who ventured to that universe. He never returned." I finally decided to pick up my conversation about ... Pokemon. "I invite Darkbane and Zahkios to accompany me on my ... quest." And so we took our EONs journeyed to the insufferable land of ... Pokemon.
~20 MINUTES LATER~
     "That was EXHAUSTING. That was a 20 minute time period I will never regain", as I stated, while holding an electrified net. "This bag contains the ancestor of all Pokemon, Mew. However, it says its own name instead of everything else, so I'll fix the translator." We threw her in the anthromorphrosizer, which turns animalia into bipedal humanoids.
~5 Minutes Later~
     "What the F***?" yelled Mew as she stepped out of the anthromorphrosizer. "WHOA, intolerable language!" I then gave her a stern talking-to about language in the Oubliette. "Yeah, whatever, but my f***ing room better be f****ing clean by the end of the day."
     I then put my hands in my pockets. "Oh Lord Ouroboros", I groaned.-Willzahk

      As soon as I entered my room, I saw Willzahk laying down on the couch. I had a feeling he wasn't here for homework help. "No, definitely not homework help. We graduated decades ago!" he said. "How did you"-"I can read minds now. By the way, your feelings are true. I do have feelings for you." He said. "So ... I saw in your mind the idea what you plan to do. I will not stop you. I actually volunteer." "Well... alright." I said. We both modified our Paks for the final time, releasing a pill from the top of the Pak. This pill ensures that only one child will be created. We were both required to take the pill. We both took the pill. Then, I felt a sting of warmth come from the slits on the back of my head. I felt the spores leave my body and join together with Willzahk's spores. As the first spores connected, I felt an even larger burst of heat circle the spore collection. I could almost see the minuscule orb of energy that would be our descendant. I then saw the color drain from around us. This proves the country of origin. "Wait a minute ... did the contract of romance say anything about spawning in space?" Willzahk then explained "Uh oh. It did say something ... something about the interstellar exile ... that it would be incredibly improbable that future Enchixenoreans would breed in ships ... but if they did ... Ugh, this last part's hard to remember... they would become 'Children of Chaos'. Wait a minute ... Children of Chaos ... that sounds a lot like..." I interrupted, "A ZYRUXIAN!" We watched with amazement as the orb turned from Pure white to smoky gray with a red outline. I then saw tendrils of light extend from the orb. "Well, now we know it's a boy. Looks like we have one new passenger. We should tell the others." Willzahk agreed. What shall we name him? Enchixenorean romance laws do require the name of the ascendants to be somewhere in the name ... How about Wilzyx?" Willzahk suggested. "Fine, fine name. It means salvation." "Indeed it does." -Maddahk

~Meanwhile~

The Evil Ones gathered around the altar. "Now, we shall find who it is ..." Satan cracked a smile. As he drew a pentagram on the altar, a column of fire sprung forth. When the fire hit the ceiling, the fire turned dark gray with a red shade. "Wilzyx, you are the strongest link. Hello."

~Meanwhile~

"Lucifer is still at it, Father." "Yes, my son, I know." "What are you going to do about him? I was thinking along the lines of human rapture..." "No, if we did that, it would be too early. We still have to show our newest member loss." "But father, if we give him loss, what will he do? File for release?" "Please, son, reference something else, but I help you if you reference The Giver." "What will he do when he chooses to look at that future?" "He will experience Wrath. He will murder billions." "Yes, but I have experienced righteous wrath. It is not pleasant." "Wait a minute ... how are we here and HS isn't?" HS appeared. "Sorry, had to bless another 8th Grade class. Confirmation, you know." "Alright. The Trinity is back in town!" "I just have one question, when are we inviting him to hang with us?" "When he is ready." "Are we supposed to let him know about us yet?" "Sure, hopefully he won't be torn with Heresy. He does not know the full extent of his species' crimes."- The Galactic Order Department

Vidlog 10 - Magic is Might

Willzahk:A'aune

     Imagine my surprise when I saw that my Crystal Forge was used. There were no fingerprints on the casing, which is extremely strange. I use Crystal Forges for a hobby. However, the industrialization of Crystals were hallmarked by the country of Myth, Apoth. They have special braces that a person puts on their arms to manipulate minerals. Cel was accused of stealing this idea. Cel, the country of Ice, industrialized heavy freezing using stolen Crystalshaper technology. However, Cel, being the communistic society it was, used it proudly. It created a nearly impenetrable dome around the Capital city, Celsius. This was crucial to the battle of Celsius. The victors were obviously Celsiusians, but the losers were a small civilization called Zyruxia. Zyruxia was a failed attempt to create the Element of Chaos. Almost every new Ouroborosian knew the natural opposite of Balance is Chaos. Heck, even I did. But why did an Infernal Prism go to Zyruxia? I'll have to solve that question later. For now, I had a couple more people to recruit.
     "You're insane!" Darkbane stated when I proposed to recruit a magical being. "I've seen Magical Beings. Elementals are way too boring, Treants are too ... stiff, the Undead would scare the CROP out of Gee I aR, and Mythical creatures ... always had a problem with them." I resolved this fact, and I then decided to not do a very important step. "We AREN'T gonna go to Wizard101 for a Crew Member. Who would we get? Malistaire?" Darkbane shuddered. "He's dead. Assisted suicide." "Anyway, who I have in mind will take a little recon of some bars (By this, I meant drinks. You really thought the Mos Eisley Cantina was the only one? "Unfortunately, this one was where the Multiverses overlapped, so there might be a couple of people from another couple of Universes." For my expedition team, I need some people who can win a fight, get anyone involved, and the ability to win anything. Three hands went up. The hands belonged to Sylux, Darkbane, and the Doctor.
~10 Minutes later~
So, we're at this bar, the End of Line, apparently. Sylux immediately went to the bar. Darkbane and I went to the private appointments club. The hilarious part about this was I knew some of the people there. There's Invader Zim ... there's the Warner Trio ... there's Freakazoid and ... that one guy. And THERE's our target. I walked over to him, even though he was floating in midair above a barstool. I asked him "you want a drink?" "Sorry, I don't do Alcohol, screws up my liver. Puts me in an alcoholic coma until it gets out." "Ooook then." "So ... you wanna help me save the world?" "Depends. You got muffins?" "Yeah" "I'm in." "Hey, I'm wondering ... who are you, where ya from?"Willzahk ... Crowley. Ouroboros, Our, Enchixenorea." "Poof. Fairy World, Primum Mobile, Earth." "Pleasures all mine." "DARKBANE! Get your head out of the gutter. Kuki's still waiting for you." "WHAT? COMING!" I then felt a slight tingling feeling, and then Darkbane appeared next to me. DOCTOR! "What?" "WE'RE LEAVING!" He then ran fast, like he practices or something. Now for the last one. "SYLUX!" I heard several loud whispers. "Sylux-Here? Now?" "Impossible!" "Now to repay him." The bargoers got into, you guessed it, a barfight, which gave us time to escape. We then quickly teleported to the Oubliette.
~5 minutes later~
"How was it?" Maddahk queried. "Fine." I responded. "We already spliced my DNA trace with his and he turned out fine. "One thing though.", I added. "There was a red line in the wall of the Cantina. It looked like it was made out of solid disease. A chemical scan showed that the line had excessive remains of El Muerte Rojo Virus strain. If my memory is correct, and it is (I have omniscience), that virus is superior in nearly every way. We might be in trouble.-Willzahk

Meanwhile ...
"I trust that our deal will live up to our expectations, Thrax." Tak showed little to no emotion while talking to the Red Death, Thrax.
"Yes, but my Claw requires constant heating to work".
"No problem. There's Satan's Hellpit, Stinkmeaner's barbecue, my workshop..."
"Got any heated wine coolers?"
"Yeah, in the pool."
"You have a POOL?"
"It has fire."
"Ah."
"So, basic guidelines. Do not poke holes in the cockpit glass, Do not steal Wally's martini, and DO NOT drink all the alcohol! If you drink all the alcohol, all Hell will break loose! In other words, almost everyone here will KILL YOU!
"What are you, stupid? I'm a DISEASE! And a very contagious one at that!"
"Also, you might recognize some of us. Some famous people here are
1) Alex Mercer from Prototype,
2) Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks,
3) Aku from Samurai Jack,
4) Cthulhu from the Lovecraftian universe,
5) A Grox Specimen from the Spore universe,
6) Voldemort from the Harry Potter Universe,
7) Audrey 2 from the Little Shop of Horrors,
8) Numbuh Four, or Wally Beatles from the Kids Next Door universe,
9) A sample of the Venom symbiote from the Spider-man universe,
10) Yourself from Osmosis Jones, and
11) Myself from Invader Zim
12) We also are looking for an emissary of Treachery."

They stood still for about two minutes until Aku floated in. "Consider yourself graced. Satan himself said he foresaw an emissary heading towards us. Just one thing though, he said that he had to be born." 

Vidlog 9.5

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<header> NEW VIDLOG FORMAT </header>
<body> Due to the new discoveries by the Tall, buff, and handsome Dexter, we will be changing the format of Vidlogs.
Vidlogs will now be presented by the first person aboard and ending with the last one aboard. For instance,
Willzahk-Aa'une. </body>
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<Security Center accessed>
 <Security Code accepted; Welcome,Wilzyx.>
  <Rooms>
   <Crew Rooms>
     <Willzahk>
      <Crystal Forge controls accessed>
        <Create: Infernal Prism>
         <Teleport to? Enchixenorea, Zyruxia>

Vidlog 9: The M'arrillian Compromise

Willzahk-Maddahk-Samus-Sylux-Kuki-Dexter-Kreia-Darkbane-Doctor-Death

     Well! I had a bad day today. While I was walking to my room from the Food Court, something in the cargo hold shook and I heard a metallic shriek that yelled "TAAAAACOOOOSSS!". I snapped my fingers and immobilized what yelled that e-e-e-evil sound. Apparently, Dexter made a house omnipotence generator, which is for allowing omnipotence in the rooms. He was mumbling throughout making the thing, ranting to himself about being away from someone named "Dee Dee". "Great, now Mandark has her..." "That stupid mandark..." "Ooh, peppermint." Hmm. Something strange also happened today. I was in the pool, and I heard something ... unusual. "Well, I CAN breathe underwater", someone said. "Nuh uh, you're lying" Someone else said. The two people kept snipping at each other until the first said "Alright, I'll prove it." He jumped underwater, which scared the living daylights out of me. I was pretty far down underwater, so I wasn't really affected. The water was pristine clear, so I saw who it was. It was ... Darkbane? What? How could Darkbane be able to breathe underwater? I swam upwards until I breached the water. The other person that was talking with Darkbane screamed. It was ... Kuki? Wow. Now I'm REALLY confused. I pushed all the water off me with Telekinesis and got Darkbane out of the pool. He was still wearing his robe and jester hat, which I found very strange.
     "We were-I mean-I-he-We were just chatting," Kuki said. Apparently, I just learned that Darkbane could breathe underwater. Now WHY does that not sound like "Just chatting"? I asked to Darkbane, "How can you breathe underwater?" He responded, "Well, it all started in Crab Alley..." I interrupted "Cut to the Chase, Darkbane." "Alright. In the Survey Camp in Celestia, back in the spiral. It was before I went into a place called the Grotto. "The Grotto"? How cheesy does he think this is? He further explained that apparently, he was zapped with some fancy machinery and poof, he can breathe underwater. He also said something about a strange rock in the Grotto. Hmm. I teleported myself an EON (mastered it) and put in the coordinates for "The Grotto". I wanna meet this rock. I used the EON to go to the Grotto. "HURRK-" I started groaning. I kind of forgot that this place was underwater. Luckily, my Pack set itself for Underwater Life. It tripled its Transmutation speed and magnetized my feet to the gravitational pull of the internal cave's tide. I asked Darkbane where this rock was on the comlink app. He told me to look near a person named Eeglis. Huh. I asked how I could find this "Eeglis". Apparently, if you say the singular letter "M", a map will show up and tell you where it is. I found that incredibly strange. So I eventually found this rock. It said something EXTREMELY creepy. It said "Open the Doors of the Deepmines". I attached a teleportation beacon to the rock and teleported back to the ship because I really didn't want to knife another eel/fish/talking crab/REALLY OLD talking crab/talking anything.
     When I went back to the hold where the stuff tagged with Teleportation beacons shows up. Apparently, someone tagged A LOT of magazines. I sent a hovercart to take the magazines to wherever their destination was. The cart was heading to Kuki's room. Ehh. So my rock showed up. Yay. I scanned it with my EON and something strange happened. It showed a picture of a black emblem of three lines curved to a spiral to a black circle. The subtitle said that it was of M'arrillian origin. Hmm. I searched it on my EON. I hooked the EON up to an Omniscience drive, so it knew everything. It apparently had directions to find M'arrillians. I told the rest of the crew that "WE HAVE A NEWBIE!"
     When we got to the universe that held our M'arrillian buddies, I had a gleeful surprise. Apparently, our buddies from the other side were protected by primitive doors and four tribes. TRIBES! I laughed for ten minutes straight. My transuniversal friends were guarded by TRIBES. Not Civilizations, TRIBES. Not Space-faring empires, TRIBES. Heh. Also, these doors were the most guarded things in this entire world. The tribal leaders showed up when I took five direct steps towards the doors. One had huge hair and green skin, one was a lizard, one was a FAAAT bug, and the last one looked like a demon from Hell. I sliced through all of them with a telekinetic blade. There was no blood, which I found surprising. Only a very large explosion of binary code. Hmm. The code swarmed towards me and entered my EON on my wrist. What? I can turn into these things? Hmm. Well, you know what they say! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! I telekinetically impaled everything that wasn't me/the crew/behind the doors. There was a MASSIVE flood of light blue numbers and I was practically drowning in binary. I could turn into anything on this planet. Ouroboros, I love this. I forced the doors open with telekinesis. Apparently, there was a great flood. I could breathe underwater, which was a good thing. I teleported the Oubliette up into orbit, which was a strain. The leader of the M'arrillians, a person named A'aune, levitated out of the doors and thanked me. But, since I killed every one of his future slaves, he was going to kill me. While he was yelling at me, one of his scales dropped off. I picked up the scale and placed it in a pocket in my Pack. He was humanlike, except made out of water from the waist up. From the waist down, there was an overabundance of scaly tentacles and a golden skirt. Since I had permission to use Righteous Wrath, I telekinetically impaled everyone inside the doors. Another flood of light blue code. When I looked down at my EON, It now had a app that was called "Chaotic Transformer". It had a five minute timer, so I don't turn into one permanently. Also, it showed bios of the thing I was going to turn into. The one called "A'aune" had three modes. There was Projection mode, Avatar mode, and Pure mode. Since my business was done here, I teleported the ship back down to the planet and boarded.
     "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED THEM ALL?" Maddahk yelled. "Sorry, but they were all so angry and quite ... unattractive." I responded. "I at least got SOMETHING worthwhile out of this trip", I said. Maddahk looked up. "What is it?" "A scale. A scale of the most fearsome creature there." "I figured we would splice it with my DNA so it doesn't flip out and kill us all." "Hmm, good idea. Take Dexter with you in the DNA lab, though. I've seen your test scores."
     In the DNA lab, there was insanity going on. There was screams and energy bolts flying all over the place inside of the glass alloyed chamber. Good news: He responded to the splice with a positive outcome. Bad news: He knows telepathy. Hmm. I might just have to brainhack this one.
~FIVE MINUTES LATER~
     WELL. SOMEBODY didn't want me to make him nice. Since he's my half-clone, I guess that makes him a biologic brother or something. Hmm. Anyway, the cloning process was a success. He has a golden metal breast and shin plate. He also has three tentacles around the head. He has the ability to shape-shift. He has a glowing three-horned crown made out of energy around his head, which I found impossible to describe. He has two large, yellow empty eyes. He is completely made out of water. He also has two golden gauntlets. He can apparently travel anywhere as long as he's connected to the plates. He has one leg tail, which levitates along with him. I'm guessing he also has a little bit of telekinesis. Under stress, he still has the three forms. He doesn't have a mouth, which was strange. During the recruiting of Death, we decided to save DNA copies in vials AND of the person in Nano form. Nano form decreases features that a normal, and makes you more ... cartoonish. It also makes your eyes rather large. It allows your nano to be used by the other members of the crew. I personally loved this feature, being the egomaniac that I am. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
     Another noise from the cargo bay. Ouroboros, what is HAPPENING in there? I decided to go there. There was the BIGGEST mess you've ever seen, with the creator of all horrors sitting there, right in front of me. It was a little green dog with black ears, legs, and arms. It was so gosh darn CUTE! I organized a meeting to propose what to do with it. Here's what happened.
     Maddahk, Samus, Darkbane, and Numbuh Three all proposed it be a pet. Death scared the crap out of it.  The doctor proposed we send it back. We all give him a dirty look. Kreia just stood there, looking cryptic as always. Dexter wanted to do tests. We definitely give him a dirty look. Sylux was sitting there playing a Gameboy... WHAT? Anyway, since the votes were recorded, this new ... puppy thing ... was named Wall-E. What I found strange, however, is that it had a metallic sounding voice and knew how to speak english. "MY NA-AME IS GIR." It said with a serious tone. I said, with the crap scared out of me, "O-o-o-o-k." This ... Gir apparently is now a technical member of the Crew of the Oubliette. Awesome.-Willzahk

Vidlog 8: Manifest Destiny

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When Darkbane said that his power was obsolete when he had no Necron energy, I knew that we were in trouble. Necron energy is given off by ones who dwell in the Place that is not a Place. Some of the inhabitants of the Place that is not a Place are amortal. For those who don't know what that means, it means that they exist out of time. The last time I went to the Place that was not a Place was a field trip with the Academy. The Academy was in the center of the 9 continents. The center, which was sanctuary to the Country of Balance, was named Our. Maddahk and I both lived in Our. One of my old friends named Zahkios lived in the country of Storm, Ful. The country of Death, which is a dead wasteland, is called Mor. The three astral countries were on island continents in a triangle formation around the main continent. The three countries were named Mith, Ast, and Ptol. They worshipped the Enchi Quasar, The Stars Above, and the Xeno black hole. Mith liked Enchi, Ast liked the Stars, and Ptol liked Xeno. It's all a bit confusing. And how do I know this? Geography class. I'll pay Maddahk my respects for that. She always aced me anyway. But that's why I like her. Always generous and my kind of style. Anyway, So I have to go to The Place that is not a Place and find a carrier of Necron energy. Greeeat. I strolled up to the cockpit and Sylux was there. He said "I did your task. Pay up." I then replied, "Fine." I snapped my fingers. "Your money is in your room. I owe you one." He replied, "Thank you, but I'm gonna go make sure that you got it." The reason that I teleported the money to his room was that I mastered pocket dimensions, and with the Doctor's "TARDIS", I made every room on the Utopian Crescent, which was the crescent moon-shaped wing on the Oubliette that held all of the rooms. I hooked up a World Creation circuit to the locks on the doors. Darkbane insisted that he had his own world, but he wanted it here. I asked "What is it?" He replied, "My old house. It's a rather large castle." I was going to comment on his choice, but I was distracted by his awesome black-and-white death themed jester's cap. I can't help it! It's COOL! I then said Yes to his request, and teleported to his old house. I then placed a world transfer device on it. Now, It will show up in his room. I made a Furniture creator in the threshold of the Crescent and the Bridge. Now, all a person has to do is make a 3d model of a piece of furniture, then transfer it to a smaller holographic slate. That slate controls where the furniture, gardens, and assorted effects go. Every room has one. Yes, even I need one. Well, excuse me if some of the things that I make disobey the laws of physics! Anyway, it looks like everyone is having fun with their new furniture creators. Good, cause I need to get to the Place that is not a Place. Let's just call it TPTINAP, Shall we? Good. So I called everyone to the meeting room. Meetings are every three weeks. Anyway, the crew members there all discussed what they did. I wasn't really paying attention, and who could blame me? I told them that we had to go to TPTINAP to refill Darkbanes Necron reserves. He told me that he did some research on this, and learned that every inhabitant of TPTINAP died of old age except one. That one was named Death. He was in control of the infamous Planet Earth. Geez, why I am I hearing so much about this planet? Anyway. So I teleported the Oubliette to earth. I know, I know, bad move. BUT IT WAS CLOAKED, DUMMY! So then I went to this Stonehenge thing and fired a laser in the dead center of it. Apparently, it's a portal to TPTINAP. Now THAT's pretty darn cool. Anyway, We found Death flying around. Hmm. This guy's good. So we had a little chase. I soon paralyzed him with a dart gun. Made by Sylux. Hah. I caught him and brainhacked him. I also cloned him, because I know that Humans HATE immortality. Well, at least the wise ones. Wootness.-Willzahk

Well, there's this girl, and I find that she has captured my attent i on and my affect i on. Yes, even I, the in famous party loving William Darkbane loves Kuki SA aN Ban. How cute.-Darkbane

Vidlog 7: An Impossible Situation

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     So, I was pretty interested into the flux engine that we attached to this ship. But one day, while Sylux was checking the stasis fields, he found a temporal anomaly THAT WE DIDN'T MAKE. Something else was aboard this ship. So we used a biometric scanner on the flux fields. Apparently, the device was of Time Lord origin. The Time Lords had a very large and very annoying ability of using Chronokinesis. Also, there was an annoyance named "The Doctor" being hunted by every race in the Galaxy. Now, why do I have a time signature and a time lord DNA lock? Because I feel like it. So, I tracked the origin and pulled it back. Apparently, it has one very, very good driver. So I rerouted the Tractor beam to work in Time-space. That little bugger was trying to switch dimensions on me! So I sent a molecular clone to bring him back. I succeeded. He was pulled aboard. Excellent. I heard a noise from the Sparkworks. The Sparkworks was where the Dark-matter engine (constructed by Dexter) was used. OH NO. A temporal machine that can work on Dark Matter? I HAVE TO STOP HIM! ~2 Minutes Later~ "I have to uplink this cable...- OH! A GUEST!" Said the Man in the Blue Box. "I was wondering when someone would show up. I thought this was a cargo ship, mining on asteroids. Guess I'm wrong." I started to start saying stuff cause he was saying somethings REALLY, REALLY stupid.  "Well, there's more people up on the Flight Deck. Why aren't you going up there?" I asked. He responded with a "Yes, I'll do that." Anyway, NOW, we're at the planet Galydna, trying to avoid being crushed by the Galactic Core. I also did a little errand in the Zim universe. I had a large bag with the Irken Invader insignia. So, I guess these count as new team members. Huh. -Willzahk

~Meanwhile~

      "Watch where you're going, Alex." "Well, I wouldn't be one to talk, little miss priss." "You're the one hit set the charges too early. We would've gotten him if it wasn't for YOU." "Well, EXCUSE ME if that annoyance of a plant was in the way. He kept trying to sterilize me! Do you know what it's like, being a walking pandemic, and getting your *EDITED* trying to be cut off? No, I don't think so." "Fine, did we at least get the seed?" "Hell yeah, we got the seed." "Alex, are you SURE?" "Yes, Tak, I'm double dead sure." "Anyway, we still have to raise our ship." "You know the words, right?" "Yeah... ummm... Zakoh Madakai Mourtais Dei!" Just then, the ancient pyramidal starship rose up out of the ocean. "Yes... this will do nicely. Just a tragedy that my Spittle Runner fell into the hands of that Dib Human."