"Well, that's a little tricky to deal with right now..." The Father said with a descending look. "You promised me paradise, and I've been with Kuki for 6 seasons. SIX SEASONS! Do you know how that feels? Do you know how it feels to have someone you KNOW that is more powerful than you that LIES TO YOU? NO! NO I DIDN'T THINK SO." Wally began to cry. "I will consult this over with the rest of the trinity." The Father, along with a 33 year old man and a dove, huddled up to discuss Kuki's fate. "We have decided a temporal and spacial shift is in order." "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you-" "But, I will warn you, she was just reloaded with the temporal memory of having Codename: Kids Next Door cancelled." "Aww, I didn't know it was cancelled. I just thought I was fired because they found out I ate all the corn dogs that they kept in the back freezer. Man, that's awfulll..." "Anyway, we're going to go... do... spacial ... stuff." The Father closed his eyes, opened them again, but they had an unearthly light along them. He made a strange gesture and suddenly, a gelatinous column of light burst through the pristine white ceiling. The column reorganized itself and created a human female, more specifically, Kuki. "Hiiiii Wally! Nice to see you- OH. You're here because you're out of a job, aren't you? Great, that means I am too. Well, shall we?" We then both entered the Fields of Paradise. The Father began re-discussing Lucifer's plan for revenge. "Alright, so we know that he hates us with a vengeance, and he's probably plotting to destroy us now, AND he's finally let Wilzyx touch the Infernal Prism, which gave him satanic powers, and he took over Enchixenorea, and Enchixenorea needs order, and we need more FROZEN BURRITOS!" "Well, the good news in all of that is that GLaDOS was put in charge of the destroyed Oubliette, which means some of the crew members are going to their home universes. Which makes our job a whole lot easier. Still, we have to tell Willzahk the secret, put him through the test, and have him pass through the Mortal Coil. Plus, there's still the matter of Lucifer having an Infernal Prism. I suppose we'll eventually get our work done... I hope."
~Meanwhile~
"Code Red! Code Red! We have a missing member! Code Red!" The crew was in panic after seeing Kuki dissolve before their eyes. "We lost Maddahk, we can't lose another!" Darkbane yelled while running through the Ancient Starship to read the life status board located in the bowels of the ship. Unfortunately, Willzahk was not back yet, as the Malebolgia complex had no time to activate itself (Malebolgia = bigger on the inside). After the ambush, the Doctor escaped and returned to his native universe. "Code Red! Code Re-OOOOOOWWW!" Darkbane winced in pain as he ran into the wall of the side of the brig. "Well, maybe we'll have a lucky break! Maybe he'll be back! That'd be great." The feminine voice of AEGIS rang out in the brig, "Willzahk has returned from his embassy recruitment." Darkbane was then stunned. "Wait ... how is Willzahk able to find us?" "Maybe you should tell him yourself..." Willzahk stepped out of the door to the hangar. "I suppose you'll be wanting a Malebolgia? Alright." His skin glowed with an angelic light, which created an energy surge that added more depth to the world of the Ancient Starship. "I copied the inside of the Oubliette from memory and modified it to the ship. Level one is the brig, level two is the Crescent of personal rooms, level three is the food court and conjuration range, and level four is the hangar and energy producer." "Excuse me, Conjuration range?" "Yes. I've downloaded a software that I created from the table scraps in Equestria that enables you to conjure practically anything EXCEPT for weapons. We don't exactly want another dead person." "Ummm ... yeah... you'll hate me for saying this... but ... Samus and Sylux were killed in the ambush. They were tending to the engines when the old owners of the Ancient Starship attacked us, which was where the old owners first attacked." AEGIS then stepped in, "I did, however, create a new security protocol and lockdown system that disperses all weapons under lockdown." Willzahk then facepalmed himself and then said "So ... three people died when I was offboard? Sorry for saying this, but... I think that they're targeting me. In which case ... I'm going to have to get you guys off this ship if they're going to target me more. Sorry guys." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WHAT? You're making us leave? Why? We want to help you!" "Fine. I will let a poll decide. All who want to stay here and help me defend, please say 'Aye'". Darkbane, AEGIS, Zahkios, Mew, Death, and Aunehk said Aye. Willzahk then scheduled mass neurilyzation and teleportation of Kreia, Dexter, and Gir.
~Now, from Willzahk's POV...~
I made Kreia, Dexter, and Gir remove their EONs, though it pained me to do so. I then neurilyzed them and changed my form to a slender male human with a suit and a blank face. "Thank you for your participation in Aegis laboratories. Your participation was noted and will contribute to a better future. BYE!" I then teleported them to where they were before they were recruited. I then reverted back to my original form, and began creating my room. I headed towards the elevator in the center of the room. I set it for level two. I also saw, on my way up, some nanobots attempting to make gyms and pools. I truly love this glass elevator.
~About forty seconds later~
Alright. Finally at my room. I'm guessing it's a 10mix10mix10mi slate canvas. Since I'm here, I might as well make something nice and metaphoric. I then started to create trees, most of which were from the planet Calafraxius IV, home of the Aeborineans. The Aeborineans were a half-animal, half-tree lifeform that were eradicated due to the apparently flammability issue present whenever they tried to light a match. I then decided to divide my room into a copy of Enchixenorea. I decided to make the beach copy first (of Ful). I used my EON to summon a huge amount of water that poured out from a portal in the sky. I then began moving sand. I then created the everlasting storm that would hover over that section for a long period of time. I then created the lightning-proof electrical research lab in the middle of the stormy sea. I then moved on to Ign. I created a vast forest of trees, only so I could burn them down. I created a series of runic temples, lit by torchlight. I then created a dismal red sky over that section. I then started to create the fireproof research lab that was lit by torchlight. It was a mixture of runic temple and futuristic complex. I patted myself on the back for making such a stylish building. Oh Ouroboros, Rarity's fashion sense rubbed off on me. Yeesh. I then started to create the frozen wasteland of Cel. I decided I would have a nice half-frozen research lab, and a LOT of hot chocolate stands located in a plaza in the lab. I then created a sea, only to have it freeze as soon as hit the half-way point marked on the building. I froze the sea to have a half-submerged research lab, only to find that I covered the entrance. I then created a tunnel in the frozen sea to reach the entrance. I then decided to move on to the spiritual half. I should probably mention, as a coming of age test, all Ouroborosian protocitizens are required to visit the other countries in order to publish an extremely large essay on Political Balance. Ouroboros, I hated that. I then began creating the botanical world of Viv. I created a large glass dome surrounded by trees and ivy and grass and stuff. Note to self: Quarantine this section and deoxidize it to prevent the creation of diseases. Now, onto the country of Death, Mor. Ouroboros, this is going to be tricky. Because this is a country dedicated to Death, I created a technological haven run completely by an exuberant personality construct with my personality. I seriously hope I don't have to kill that. Now, onto Apoth. I created a large desert. I summoned random earthen spikes to strike through the sand like some sort of natural rock formation. I created a fissure, and a portal loop to make sand go through it like a waterfall. I created a whirlpool formation out of obsidian spikes, and put an elevator at the center. The elevator led to a spherical research lab that studied the biological impact of sand transfiguration. And now, the most difficult. I set my pak to flight mode, put on my newly conjured flight glasses, and flew a long while up. When it was time to stop, I created an aircraft carrier/platform/sports monitor thing. I made a circuit on the floor, and modeled the colored circuits into the shape of a multidirectional arrow circle and dubbed it the Zyruxian carrier. I created three miniature copies of the carrier and made them orbit the main carrier. They will be the representation of the three astral islands (Mith, Ast, and Ptol). At last, I set the Zyruxian Carrier to go in an arc around the sections, above the clouds of Ful. I then glided down to the center, which became a swirling mass of destruction, blocking my only entrance to the door. I had to release some divine power, because that mess needed cleaning up. I then managed to create a great dome with entrances into the sections marked by the seal of said country. I created a city under the dome, built around the entrance door. I put the door on an elevated stairwell platform. I also created several personality drones to create and sustain holographs of the seal above the country represented. I decided that it was going to be a little interesting, seeing as nobody could possibly get the reference, I created three sections in the city. One mini food court, one clothing revolvery, and one EON factory. Seeing as it was almost time to finish, I stepped back through the door and came back on the Ancient Starship. It was really nice seeing the pristine walls again. I went down to the food court to have some lunch. While I was on the elevator, there was a sound of an explosion. I called up the minicom on the bridge for a notification on what it was. Zahkios showed up on the screen. "This is Willzahk. What happened?" "Well, we don't exactly know, seeing as right before the explosion, there was a large, circular sonic boom in the distance of space. After the boom, a purple and pink streak went forth from the boom and rammed into us." I had a pretty vague guess about what just rammed into us. I continued my descent into the Food Court. When I descended, I saw that there was a huge crowd outside of the sandwich shop. I had a pretty bad feeling that it wasn't the popularity factor rising. When I asked to be let through, I saw something very strange. The shield generator quickly patched up the hole between us and the vacuum of space so that the spacial physics would not utterly destroy us. When I finally got to the closest to the hole, I saw a familiar sight. A purple unicorn with a purse on hang. "Hi Twilight." I said. "Willzahk? Is that you? Oh, thank Celestia I found you! Equestria is under attack!" "Really? That's awful! From who?" "He looked like you, except ... worse. He had a fire instead of your top horn, he had a torn robe, he was wearing a strange amulet, the bottom half of his robe looked like it was on fire, he had a third, red eye, and he had four tentacles squirming out from the fire at the bottom of the robe." "That sounds like a Zyruxian under the influence of an Infernal Prism..." "Wait, Willzahk. There's more. I still have to tell you the worst part..."-Willzahk
~Meanwhile, in Equestria~
The burrow was ablaze with a light blue fire. The bunnies and critters were scampering around in fear. When he showed up, they all fainted in fright. His fire set ablaze the meadow he was walking across. The path he was walking across was carved with consisting arrows and circles from behind him. The ground turned to a smoky, volcanic terrain. I managed to escape his wrath for the time being by hiding in the cottage. But it was too late. He saw me enter, and he tore a hole in the side of the cottage to find me. He lit the rest of the cottage on fire, as I was trapped in a demonic inferno. He grabbed me with evil claws, and threw me against the burning wall. My back was singed by the flames preexisting on the wall. My wings were nearly broken. I scampered to the corner of the burning room, while the only thing I could see was his nightmarish form and the four tentacles and the fire at the bottom of his robe and the central horn. He began chanting some nightmarish verse, but then I remembered that Twilight gave me a charm as a translator necklace to help with animal control. I brushed my hoof with the charm, only to still get some feedback and demonic chant with it. What I eventually got, and made him sound a lot, lot more evil, was ...
~Meanwhile~
"Code Red! Code Red! We have a missing member! Code Red!" The crew was in panic after seeing Kuki dissolve before their eyes. "We lost Maddahk, we can't lose another!" Darkbane yelled while running through the Ancient Starship to read the life status board located in the bowels of the ship. Unfortunately, Willzahk was not back yet, as the Malebolgia complex had no time to activate itself (Malebolgia = bigger on the inside). After the ambush, the Doctor escaped and returned to his native universe. "Code Red! Code Re-OOOOOOWWW!" Darkbane winced in pain as he ran into the wall of the side of the brig. "Well, maybe we'll have a lucky break! Maybe he'll be back! That'd be great." The feminine voice of AEGIS rang out in the brig, "Willzahk has returned from his embassy recruitment." Darkbane was then stunned. "Wait ... how is Willzahk able to find us?" "Maybe you should tell him yourself..." Willzahk stepped out of the door to the hangar. "I suppose you'll be wanting a Malebolgia? Alright." His skin glowed with an angelic light, which created an energy surge that added more depth to the world of the Ancient Starship. "I copied the inside of the Oubliette from memory and modified it to the ship. Level one is the brig, level two is the Crescent of personal rooms, level three is the food court and conjuration range, and level four is the hangar and energy producer." "Excuse me, Conjuration range?" "Yes. I've downloaded a software that I created from the table scraps in Equestria that enables you to conjure practically anything EXCEPT for weapons. We don't exactly want another dead person." "Ummm ... yeah... you'll hate me for saying this... but ... Samus and Sylux were killed in the ambush. They were tending to the engines when the old owners of the Ancient Starship attacked us, which was where the old owners first attacked." AEGIS then stepped in, "I did, however, create a new security protocol and lockdown system that disperses all weapons under lockdown." Willzahk then facepalmed himself and then said "So ... three people died when I was offboard? Sorry for saying this, but... I think that they're targeting me. In which case ... I'm going to have to get you guys off this ship if they're going to target me more. Sorry guys." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WHAT? You're making us leave? Why? We want to help you!" "Fine. I will let a poll decide. All who want to stay here and help me defend, please say 'Aye'". Darkbane, AEGIS, Zahkios, Mew, Death, and Aunehk said Aye. Willzahk then scheduled mass neurilyzation and teleportation of Kreia, Dexter, and Gir.
~Now, from Willzahk's POV...~
I made Kreia, Dexter, and Gir remove their EONs, though it pained me to do so. I then neurilyzed them and changed my form to a slender male human with a suit and a blank face. "Thank you for your participation in Aegis laboratories. Your participation was noted and will contribute to a better future. BYE!" I then teleported them to where they were before they were recruited. I then reverted back to my original form, and began creating my room. I headed towards the elevator in the center of the room. I set it for level two. I also saw, on my way up, some nanobots attempting to make gyms and pools. I truly love this glass elevator.
~About forty seconds later~
Alright. Finally at my room. I'm guessing it's a 10mix10mix10mi slate canvas. Since I'm here, I might as well make something nice and metaphoric. I then started to create trees, most of which were from the planet Calafraxius IV, home of the Aeborineans. The Aeborineans were a half-animal, half-tree lifeform that were eradicated due to the apparently flammability issue present whenever they tried to light a match. I then decided to divide my room into a copy of Enchixenorea. I decided to make the beach copy first (of Ful). I used my EON to summon a huge amount of water that poured out from a portal in the sky. I then began moving sand. I then created the everlasting storm that would hover over that section for a long period of time. I then created the lightning-proof electrical research lab in the middle of the stormy sea. I then moved on to Ign. I created a vast forest of trees, only so I could burn them down. I created a series of runic temples, lit by torchlight. I then created a dismal red sky over that section. I then started to create the fireproof research lab that was lit by torchlight. It was a mixture of runic temple and futuristic complex. I patted myself on the back for making such a stylish building. Oh Ouroboros, Rarity's fashion sense rubbed off on me. Yeesh. I then started to create the frozen wasteland of Cel. I decided I would have a nice half-frozen research lab, and a LOT of hot chocolate stands located in a plaza in the lab. I then created a sea, only to have it freeze as soon as hit the half-way point marked on the building. I froze the sea to have a half-submerged research lab, only to find that I covered the entrance. I then created a tunnel in the frozen sea to reach the entrance. I then decided to move on to the spiritual half. I should probably mention, as a coming of age test, all Ouroborosian protocitizens are required to visit the other countries in order to publish an extremely large essay on Political Balance. Ouroboros, I hated that. I then began creating the botanical world of Viv. I created a large glass dome surrounded by trees and ivy and grass and stuff. Note to self: Quarantine this section and deoxidize it to prevent the creation of diseases. Now, onto the country of Death, Mor. Ouroboros, this is going to be tricky. Because this is a country dedicated to Death, I created a technological haven run completely by an exuberant personality construct with my personality. I seriously hope I don't have to kill that. Now, onto Apoth. I created a large desert. I summoned random earthen spikes to strike through the sand like some sort of natural rock formation. I created a fissure, and a portal loop to make sand go through it like a waterfall. I created a whirlpool formation out of obsidian spikes, and put an elevator at the center. The elevator led to a spherical research lab that studied the biological impact of sand transfiguration. And now, the most difficult. I set my pak to flight mode, put on my newly conjured flight glasses, and flew a long while up. When it was time to stop, I created an aircraft carrier/platform/sports monitor thing. I made a circuit on the floor, and modeled the colored circuits into the shape of a multidirectional arrow circle and dubbed it the Zyruxian carrier. I created three miniature copies of the carrier and made them orbit the main carrier. They will be the representation of the three astral islands (Mith, Ast, and Ptol). At last, I set the Zyruxian Carrier to go in an arc around the sections, above the clouds of Ful. I then glided down to the center, which became a swirling mass of destruction, blocking my only entrance to the door. I had to release some divine power, because that mess needed cleaning up. I then managed to create a great dome with entrances into the sections marked by the seal of said country. I created a city under the dome, built around the entrance door. I put the door on an elevated stairwell platform. I also created several personality drones to create and sustain holographs of the seal above the country represented. I decided that it was going to be a little interesting, seeing as nobody could possibly get the reference, I created three sections in the city. One mini food court, one clothing revolvery, and one EON factory. Seeing as it was almost time to finish, I stepped back through the door and came back on the Ancient Starship. It was really nice seeing the pristine walls again. I went down to the food court to have some lunch. While I was on the elevator, there was a sound of an explosion. I called up the minicom on the bridge for a notification on what it was. Zahkios showed up on the screen. "This is Willzahk. What happened?" "Well, we don't exactly know, seeing as right before the explosion, there was a large, circular sonic boom in the distance of space. After the boom, a purple and pink streak went forth from the boom and rammed into us." I had a pretty vague guess about what just rammed into us. I continued my descent into the Food Court. When I descended, I saw that there was a huge crowd outside of the sandwich shop. I had a pretty bad feeling that it wasn't the popularity factor rising. When I asked to be let through, I saw something very strange. The shield generator quickly patched up the hole between us and the vacuum of space so that the spacial physics would not utterly destroy us. When I finally got to the closest to the hole, I saw a familiar sight. A purple unicorn with a purse on hang. "Hi Twilight." I said. "Willzahk? Is that you? Oh, thank Celestia I found you! Equestria is under attack!" "Really? That's awful! From who?" "He looked like you, except ... worse. He had a fire instead of your top horn, he had a torn robe, he was wearing a strange amulet, the bottom half of his robe looked like it was on fire, he had a third, red eye, and he had four tentacles squirming out from the fire at the bottom of the robe." "That sounds like a Zyruxian under the influence of an Infernal Prism..." "Wait, Willzahk. There's more. I still have to tell you the worst part..."-Willzahk
~Meanwhile, in Equestria~
The burrow was ablaze with a light blue fire. The bunnies and critters were scampering around in fear. When he showed up, they all fainted in fright. His fire set ablaze the meadow he was walking across. The path he was walking across was carved with consisting arrows and circles from behind him. The ground turned to a smoky, volcanic terrain. I managed to escape his wrath for the time being by hiding in the cottage. But it was too late. He saw me enter, and he tore a hole in the side of the cottage to find me. He lit the rest of the cottage on fire, as I was trapped in a demonic inferno. He grabbed me with evil claws, and threw me against the burning wall. My back was singed by the flames preexisting on the wall. My wings were nearly broken. I scampered to the corner of the burning room, while the only thing I could see was his nightmarish form and the four tentacles and the fire at the bottom of his robe and the central horn. He began chanting some nightmarish verse, but then I remembered that Twilight gave me a charm as a translator necklace to help with animal control. I brushed my hoof with the charm, only to still get some feedback and demonic chant with it. What I eventually got, and made him sound a lot, lot more evil, was ...
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-Fluttershy
