Sunday, February 27, 2011

Vidlog 11: The Ancestor

Willzahk-Zahkios

     When we collected the infant fairy "Poof", he was a spherical levitating orb of pure magic. However, during the operation, he became ... less cute. He grew a body out of the bottom of his sphere, turning him into an oval-shaped being. He then grew legs and arms. This part is my favorite; He grew marks of Fulgis. As I probably already explained, Fulgis was the country of Storm. It was originally what you would call a "peninsula". But, as I already explained, the Zyruxian invasion began, and the Fulgisians flooded the main strip of land connecting the rest of the peninsula to the mainland. The Zyruxians did not actually conquer Fulgis, but that's another story. The overview is that, like the other beings of Enchixenorea, Fulgisians have special abilities native to their country of origin. You can tell these abilities by the shape of the horns. For instance, the Ouroborosian nation have a triangle shaped trio of horns, two by the mouth (on each side), and one of the top of the head. That means that we have the ability to control pure energy and to affect the outside appearance of anything. Both abilities are genius in wartime. The Fulgisians have the abilities to breathe underwater and manipulate electricity. I know for a fact that there is an underwater city created by the Fulgisians to avoid the Zyruxians. Now ... for the explanation of the Zyruxians. The Zyruxians were a splinter group created by a leader named Congerias. Instead of basic horn labeling, Zyruxians have the basic double-horn near the mouth, but they have a tentacle on the top of their head. The function of this is unknown. Some Ouroborosian scientists labeled the Horn-design to be a birth defect. Back to the invasion ... The Zyruxians decided to perfect their abilities over Chaos and Destruction. PowerGloves (the main weapon of Enchixenoreans) were replated with a black and red color scheme, which belongs to the Zyruxians. PowerGloves, when used by Zyruxians, can cause extreme damage to the surrounding environment. Not because of pollution or anything, but because of the probability of Chaos to ravage the surroundings. A standard issue android would have disintegrated in about .5 seconds if hit by a chaotic wave. They aimed for planetary conquest, but they failed. Painfully. Maddahk snapped me out of my mental self-explanation.
     "WHAT did you say that dream told you to do?" exclaimed Maddahk. I said that I have to find an adorable emissary of telekinesis ... or something. I talked it over with the Crew. "Adorable, huh?" "I bet that it's telekinetic" "Try the infamous universe of ... Pokemon". Several gasps erupted from the crew. "NOT THERE", "WE WILL SURELY DIE", "I heard of a man who ventured to that universe. He never returned." I finally decided to pick up my conversation about ... Pokemon. "I invite Darkbane and Zahkios to accompany me on my ... quest." And so we took our EONs journeyed to the insufferable land of ... Pokemon.
~20 MINUTES LATER~
     "That was EXHAUSTING. That was a 20 minute time period I will never regain", as I stated, while holding an electrified net. "This bag contains the ancestor of all Pokemon, Mew. However, it says its own name instead of everything else, so I'll fix the translator." We threw her in the anthromorphrosizer, which turns animalia into bipedal humanoids.
~5 Minutes Later~
     "What the F***?" yelled Mew as she stepped out of the anthromorphrosizer. "WHOA, intolerable language!" I then gave her a stern talking-to about language in the Oubliette. "Yeah, whatever, but my f***ing room better be f****ing clean by the end of the day."
     I then put my hands in my pockets. "Oh Lord Ouroboros", I groaned.-Willzahk

      As soon as I entered my room, I saw Willzahk laying down on the couch. I had a feeling he wasn't here for homework help. "No, definitely not homework help. We graduated decades ago!" he said. "How did you"-"I can read minds now. By the way, your feelings are true. I do have feelings for you." He said. "So ... I saw in your mind the idea what you plan to do. I will not stop you. I actually volunteer." "Well... alright." I said. We both modified our Paks for the final time, releasing a pill from the top of the Pak. This pill ensures that only one child will be created. We were both required to take the pill. We both took the pill. Then, I felt a sting of warmth come from the slits on the back of my head. I felt the spores leave my body and join together with Willzahk's spores. As the first spores connected, I felt an even larger burst of heat circle the spore collection. I could almost see the minuscule orb of energy that would be our descendant. I then saw the color drain from around us. This proves the country of origin. "Wait a minute ... did the contract of romance say anything about spawning in space?" Willzahk then explained "Uh oh. It did say something ... something about the interstellar exile ... that it would be incredibly improbable that future Enchixenoreans would breed in ships ... but if they did ... Ugh, this last part's hard to remember... they would become 'Children of Chaos'. Wait a minute ... Children of Chaos ... that sounds a lot like..." I interrupted, "A ZYRUXIAN!" We watched with amazement as the orb turned from Pure white to smoky gray with a red outline. I then saw tendrils of light extend from the orb. "Well, now we know it's a boy. Looks like we have one new passenger. We should tell the others." Willzahk agreed. What shall we name him? Enchixenorean romance laws do require the name of the ascendants to be somewhere in the name ... How about Wilzyx?" Willzahk suggested. "Fine, fine name. It means salvation." "Indeed it does." -Maddahk

~Meanwhile~

The Evil Ones gathered around the altar. "Now, we shall find who it is ..." Satan cracked a smile. As he drew a pentagram on the altar, a column of fire sprung forth. When the fire hit the ceiling, the fire turned dark gray with a red shade. "Wilzyx, you are the strongest link. Hello."

~Meanwhile~

"Lucifer is still at it, Father." "Yes, my son, I know." "What are you going to do about him? I was thinking along the lines of human rapture..." "No, if we did that, it would be too early. We still have to show our newest member loss." "But father, if we give him loss, what will he do? File for release?" "Please, son, reference something else, but I help you if you reference The Giver." "What will he do when he chooses to look at that future?" "He will experience Wrath. He will murder billions." "Yes, but I have experienced righteous wrath. It is not pleasant." "Wait a minute ... how are we here and HS isn't?" HS appeared. "Sorry, had to bless another 8th Grade class. Confirmation, you know." "Alright. The Trinity is back in town!" "I just have one question, when are we inviting him to hang with us?" "When he is ready." "Are we supposed to let him know about us yet?" "Sure, hopefully he won't be torn with Heresy. He does not know the full extent of his species' crimes."- The Galactic Order Department

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Vidlog 10 - Magic is Might

Willzahk:A'aune

     Imagine my surprise when I saw that my Crystal Forge was used. There were no fingerprints on the casing, which is extremely strange. I use Crystal Forges for a hobby. However, the industrialization of Crystals were hallmarked by the country of Myth, Apoth. They have special braces that a person puts on their arms to manipulate minerals. Cel was accused of stealing this idea. Cel, the country of Ice, industrialized heavy freezing using stolen Crystalshaper technology. However, Cel, being the communistic society it was, used it proudly. It created a nearly impenetrable dome around the Capital city, Celsius. This was crucial to the battle of Celsius. The victors were obviously Celsiusians, but the losers were a small civilization called Zyruxia. Zyruxia was a failed attempt to create the Element of Chaos. Almost every new Ouroborosian knew the natural opposite of Balance is Chaos. Heck, even I did. But why did an Infernal Prism go to Zyruxia? I'll have to solve that question later. For now, I had a couple more people to recruit.
     "You're insane!" Darkbane stated when I proposed to recruit a magical being. "I've seen Magical Beings. Elementals are way too boring, Treants are too ... stiff, the Undead would scare the CROP out of Gee I aR, and Mythical creatures ... always had a problem with them." I resolved this fact, and I then decided to not do a very important step. "We AREN'T gonna go to Wizard101 for a Crew Member. Who would we get? Malistaire?" Darkbane shuddered. "He's dead. Assisted suicide." "Anyway, who I have in mind will take a little recon of some bars (By this, I meant drinks. You really thought the Mos Eisley Cantina was the only one? "Unfortunately, this one was where the Multiverses overlapped, so there might be a couple of people from another couple of Universes." For my expedition team, I need some people who can win a fight, get anyone involved, and the ability to win anything. Three hands went up. The hands belonged to Sylux, Darkbane, and the Doctor.
~10 Minutes later~
So, we're at this bar, the End of Line, apparently. Sylux immediately went to the bar. Darkbane and I went to the private appointments club. The hilarious part about this was I knew some of the people there. There's Invader Zim ... there's the Warner Trio ... there's Freakazoid and ... that one guy. And THERE's our target. I walked over to him, even though he was floating in midair above a barstool. I asked him "you want a drink?" "Sorry, I don't do Alcohol, screws up my liver. Puts me in an alcoholic coma until it gets out." "Ooook then." "So ... you wanna help me save the world?" "Depends. You got muffins?" "Yeah" "I'm in." "Hey, I'm wondering ... who are you, where ya from?"Willzahk ... Crowley. Ouroboros, Our, Enchixenorea." "Poof. Fairy World, Primum Mobile, Earth." "Pleasures all mine." "DARKBANE! Get your head out of the gutter. Kuki's still waiting for you." "WHAT? COMING!" I then felt a slight tingling feeling, and then Darkbane appeared next to me. DOCTOR! "What?" "WE'RE LEAVING!" He then ran fast, like he practices or something. Now for the last one. "SYLUX!" I heard several loud whispers. "Sylux-Here? Now?" "Impossible!" "Now to repay him." The bargoers got into, you guessed it, a barfight, which gave us time to escape. We then quickly teleported to the Oubliette.
~5 minutes later~
"How was it?" Maddahk queried. "Fine." I responded. "We already spliced my DNA trace with his and he turned out fine. "One thing though.", I added. "There was a red line in the wall of the Cantina. It looked like it was made out of solid disease. A chemical scan showed that the line had excessive remains of El Muerte Rojo Virus strain. If my memory is correct, and it is (I have omniscience), that virus is superior in nearly every way. We might be in trouble.-Willzahk

Meanwhile ...
"I trust that our deal will live up to our expectations, Thrax." Tak showed little to no emotion while talking to the Red Death, Thrax.
"Yes, but my Claw requires constant heating to work".
"No problem. There's Satan's Hellpit, Stinkmeaner's barbecue, my workshop..."
"Got any heated wine coolers?"
"Yeah, in the pool."
"You have a POOL?"
"It has fire."
"Ah."
"So, basic guidelines. Do not poke holes in the cockpit glass, Do not steal Wally's martini, and DO NOT drink all the alcohol! If you drink all the alcohol, all Hell will break loose! In other words, almost everyone here will KILL YOU!
"What are you, stupid? I'm a DISEASE! And a very contagious one at that!"
"Also, you might recognize some of us. Some famous people here are
1) Alex Mercer from Prototype,
2) Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks,
3) Aku from Samurai Jack,
4) Cthulhu from the Lovecraftian universe,
5) A Grox Specimen from the Spore universe,
6) Voldemort from the Harry Potter Universe,
7) Audrey 2 from the Little Shop of Horrors,
8) Numbuh Four, or Wally Beatles from the Kids Next Door universe,
9) A sample of the Venom symbiote from the Spider-man universe,
10) Yourself from Osmosis Jones, and
11) Myself from Invader Zim
12) We also are looking for an emissary of Treachery."

They stood still for about two minutes until Aku floated in. "Consider yourself graced. Satan himself said he foresaw an emissary heading towards us. Just one thing though, he said that he had to be born." 

Vidlog 9.5

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