Vidlog 8: Manifest Destiny

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When Darkbane said that his power was obsolete when he had no Necron energy, I knew that we were in trouble. Necron energy is given off by ones who dwell in the Place that is not a Place. Some of the inhabitants of the Place that is not a Place are amortal. For those who don't know what that means, it means that they exist out of time. The last time I went to the Place that was not a Place was a field trip with the Academy. The Academy was in the center of the 9 continents. The center, which was sanctuary to the Country of Balance, was named Our. Maddahk and I both lived in Our. One of my old friends named Zahkios lived in the country of Storm, Ful. The country of Death, which is a dead wasteland, is called Mor. The three astral countries were on island continents in a triangle formation around the main continent. The three countries were named Mith, Ast, and Ptol. They worshipped the Enchi Quasar, The Stars Above, and the Xeno black hole. Mith liked Enchi, Ast liked the Stars, and Ptol liked Xeno. It's all a bit confusing. And how do I know this? Geography class. I'll pay Maddahk my respects for that. She always aced me anyway. But that's why I like her. Always generous and my kind of style. Anyway, So I have to go to The Place that is not a Place and find a carrier of Necron energy. Greeeat. I strolled up to the cockpit and Sylux was there. He said "I did your task. Pay up." I then replied, "Fine." I snapped my fingers. "Your money is in your room. I owe you one." He replied, "Thank you, but I'm gonna go make sure that you got it." The reason that I teleported the money to his room was that I mastered pocket dimensions, and with the Doctor's "TARDIS", I made every room on the Utopian Crescent, which was the crescent moon-shaped wing on the Oubliette that held all of the rooms. I hooked up a World Creation circuit to the locks on the doors. Darkbane insisted that he had his own world, but he wanted it here. I asked "What is it?" He replied, "My old house. It's a rather large castle." I was going to comment on his choice, but I was distracted by his awesome black-and-white death themed jester's cap. I can't help it! It's COOL! I then said Yes to his request, and teleported to his old house. I then placed a world transfer device on it. Now, It will show up in his room. I made a Furniture creator in the threshold of the Crescent and the Bridge. Now, all a person has to do is make a 3d model of a piece of furniture, then transfer it to a smaller holographic slate. That slate controls where the furniture, gardens, and assorted effects go. Every room has one. Yes, even I need one. Well, excuse me if some of the things that I make disobey the laws of physics! Anyway, it looks like everyone is having fun with their new furniture creators. Good, cause I need to get to the Place that is not a Place. Let's just call it TPTINAP, Shall we? Good. So I called everyone to the meeting room. Meetings are every three weeks. Anyway, the crew members there all discussed what they did. I wasn't really paying attention, and who could blame me? I told them that we had to go to TPTINAP to refill Darkbanes Necron reserves. He told me that he did some research on this, and learned that every inhabitant of TPTINAP died of old age except one. That one was named Death. He was in control of the infamous Planet Earth. Geez, why I am I hearing so much about this planet? Anyway. So I teleported the Oubliette to earth. I know, I know, bad move. BUT IT WAS CLOAKED, DUMMY! So then I went to this Stonehenge thing and fired a laser in the dead center of it. Apparently, it's a portal to TPTINAP. Now THAT's pretty darn cool. Anyway, We found Death flying around. Hmm. This guy's good. So we had a little chase. I soon paralyzed him with a dart gun. Made by Sylux. Hah. I caught him and brainhacked him. I also cloned him, because I know that Humans HATE immortality. Well, at least the wise ones. Wootness.-Willzahk

Well, there's this girl, and I find that she has captured my attent i on and my affect i on. Yes, even I, the in famous party loving William Darkbane loves Kuki SA aN Ban. How cute.-Darkbane

Vidlog 7: An Impossible Situation

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     So, I was pretty interested into the flux engine that we attached to this ship. But one day, while Sylux was checking the stasis fields, he found a temporal anomaly THAT WE DIDN'T MAKE. Something else was aboard this ship. So we used a biometric scanner on the flux fields. Apparently, the device was of Time Lord origin. The Time Lords had a very large and very annoying ability of using Chronokinesis. Also, there was an annoyance named "The Doctor" being hunted by every race in the Galaxy. Now, why do I have a time signature and a time lord DNA lock? Because I feel like it. So, I tracked the origin and pulled it back. Apparently, it has one very, very good driver. So I rerouted the Tractor beam to work in Time-space. That little bugger was trying to switch dimensions on me! So I sent a molecular clone to bring him back. I succeeded. He was pulled aboard. Excellent. I heard a noise from the Sparkworks. The Sparkworks was where the Dark-matter engine (constructed by Dexter) was used. OH NO. A temporal machine that can work on Dark Matter? I HAVE TO STOP HIM! ~2 Minutes Later~ "I have to uplink this cable...- OH! A GUEST!" Said the Man in the Blue Box. "I was wondering when someone would show up. I thought this was a cargo ship, mining on asteroids. Guess I'm wrong." I started to start saying stuff cause he was saying somethings REALLY, REALLY stupid.  "Well, there's more people up on the Flight Deck. Why aren't you going up there?" I asked. He responded with a "Yes, I'll do that." Anyway, NOW, we're at the planet Galydna, trying to avoid being crushed by the Galactic Core. I also did a little errand in the Zim universe. I had a large bag with the Irken Invader insignia. So, I guess these count as new team members. Huh. -Willzahk

~Meanwhile~

      "Watch where you're going, Alex." "Well, I wouldn't be one to talk, little miss priss." "You're the one hit set the charges too early. We would've gotten him if it wasn't for YOU." "Well, EXCUSE ME if that annoyance of a plant was in the way. He kept trying to sterilize me! Do you know what it's like, being a walking pandemic, and getting your *EDITED* trying to be cut off? No, I don't think so." "Fine, did we at least get the seed?" "Hell yeah, we got the seed." "Alex, are you SURE?" "Yes, Tak, I'm double dead sure." "Anyway, we still have to raise our ship." "You know the words, right?" "Yeah... ummm... Zakoh Madakai Mourtais Dei!" Just then, the ancient pyramidal starship rose up out of the ocean. "Yes... this will do nicely. Just a tragedy that my Spittle Runner fell into the hands of that Dib Human."